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# Statistics
Favourites: 10; Deviations: 16; Watchers: 6
Watching: 6; Pageviews: 3987; Comments Made: 502; Friends: 6
# Comments
Comments: 49
valkyrie-goddess [2008-06-23 03:30:55 +0000 UTC]
Hello ^_^ How have you been doing? Long time no talk I hope you had a wonderful weekend!
:hugs:
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valkyrie-goddess [2008-02-23 19:45:24 +0000 UTC]
Happy Late Valentine's Day! I hope it was a good one!
I'm doing pretty good Just been baking tons and Working on getting into shape
How's your weekend?
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valkyrie-goddess [2007-11-21 23:10:52 +0000 UTC]
Hi! How have you been doing? It's been a while since I talked to you. I hope that you have a wonderful Thanksgiving
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valkyrie-goddess [2007-03-28 17:04:26 +0000 UTC]
Hi How have you been? I hope that everything has been well by you Have a great week!
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ShutUpSarah [2006-08-13 01:22:35 +0000 UTC]
life's alright. not great, not horribly bad.
just alright.
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falconiforn [2005-12-28 01:40:45 +0000 UTC]
thanks for the friend add+ I like your work, you write nice stuff.
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ShutUpSarah [2005-12-27 08:49:52 +0000 UTC]
wow, i love the holidays.
i like your new shtuff by the way.
just droppin by to say hello. and there, i said it.
happy holidays!!
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ShutUpSarah [2005-11-27 01:28:31 +0000 UTC]
yay! i'm glad you like 'No One' enough to put it on your favorites! ^_^ woot.
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ShutUpSarah [2005-11-08 02:40:44 +0000 UTC]
Hey thanks!
I really like 'Sitting Here'
I'm glad you like my stuff. ^_^
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duckie2318 [2005-10-28 02:47:18 +0000 UTC]
Welcome to DA. Thanks for visiting. Please feel free to browse through my gallery but beware of the following:
1. Clown sex
2. Midget amputees
3. Stoned cats
4. Cheese
hey i warned u...
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-30 14:30:47 +0000 UTC]
"Beware of the following..." Hmmm....
1] Now that's just fucking funny...
2] Now that's a vivd picture...
3] As June Cleaver oncer said, "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?"...
4] Well, I can't say I've seen any whine for that cheese...
Warning listened and ignored
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-10-30 21:48:04 +0000 UTC]
u stated the following: fucking...hard...on the beaver...cheesse...
so what u trying to say...u want to fuck my beaver on cheese...wow u r freaky..me likey!
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-31 01:21:05 +0000 UTC]
I wish I could but I'll just have to live with the fantasies. Tho, I count myself lucky to have you as a friend at least.
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-10-31 01:22:47 +0000 UTC]
LOL yeah yeah I know same here!
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-31 01:33:12 +0000 UTC]
Gonna be an early night for me, tonight. Gotta get to work early. The cool part is I get to be home in plenty of time for the little tykes on their greed-filled romp through the neighborhod.
What about you? Home on the computer at 8:30pm on Mischievous Night?
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-10-31 01:35:24 +0000 UTC]
I'm not 13 ne more! I have to work as well.
Everyday is mischievous night...sadly it includes self gratification...but hey u got to get urs LOL
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-31 01:41:18 +0000 UTC]
I got the same blues, too, mostly...
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-10-31 01:47:20 +0000 UTC]
just cos the u have a chef doesn't mean the kitchen is always open.
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-31 01:52:22 +0000 UTC]
It tends to be closed more than open, that's for sure.
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-10-31 01:54:19 +0000 UTC]
I know that feeling!
That's why u got to do it urself...I am pro!
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-31 02:01:12 +0000 UTC]
I once thought about going pro, but what kind of advice could you give me? Last time I looked, and believe me I've looked, we got some different moving parts. But, hey, any words of wisdom from a pro would always help this wannabe...
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-10-31 02:03:31 +0000 UTC]
Oh come on..u need advice how to satisfy urself..if that's so..then I would just make u faint with my weirdness (if i haven't already)
Me...I do it everyday...that's how I turned pro...
u...Shower...hot water...gentle stroking...
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-31 02:08:23 +0000 UTC]
Maybe I just wanna hear how you do it...
In vivid detail....
In High Definition Color.....
In Super Widescreen proportions.....
[Wait, maybe a cold shower is in order now....]
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-10-31 02:12:52 +0000 UTC]
IN how I do it?
Hmm..it's different each time...but I will tell u how I did it today....ahem...
I took a nice hot shower (everything is better when wet!)
Caressed my self with soap....got everything bubbly and gleaming.
Had my fingers roam my yearning body..
watched myself in the mirror
while thinking of having a girl (a brunette of course) eating me out...as a guy is doing me doggy style..
But that's just a PG version....
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-31 02:17:49 +0000 UTC]
Okay, heart attack is done. AND THAT'S JUST THE PG VERSION?! Whoa!
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-10-31 02:19:18 +0000 UTC]
yeah...it is..I can get in depth..but I fear it might be a novel....
So question....when u first saw me..did u think I was normal?
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-31 02:21:45 +0000 UTC]
Yes, I did. And I still do. Strange, huh?
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-10-31 02:25:00 +0000 UTC]
LOL yeah....I get alot of "wow ur a freak...u look normal though"
I don't mind..i know I am a freak!
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-31 02:30:00 +0000 UTC]
Oh, you wanted to know my AIM. It's the same without the little ~ thing.
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-10-31 02:32:16 +0000 UTC]
that's what I told myself last night in mid orgasm It's the same without the little ~ thing.
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-10-31 10:18:30 +0000 UTC]
I wouldn't know. I've never had a little ~ thing.
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-11-01 00:50:23 +0000 UTC]
Well, you know what they say, "Big hands and big feet...."
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duckie2318 In reply to neothropic [2005-11-02 04:35:10 +0000 UTC]
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neothropic In reply to duckie2318 [2005-11-02 12:29:37 +0000 UTC]
This is what you get for getting a right answer
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msz-hazuki-chan [2005-10-26 22:24:57 +0000 UTC]
Welcome to DA!!!
i hope you enjoy your stay ^^
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neothropic In reply to msz-hazuki-chan [2005-10-30 14:24:01 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for the welcome. So far, it's been a blast!
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