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mystoftime
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[2009-11-08 18:04:43 +0000 UTC]
"What is This Madness?!"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 3430; Deviations: 485; Watchers: 83
Watching: 101; Pageviews: 17183; Comments Made: 2312; Friends: 101
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Vincent Van Gogh, surrealism artist whose name escapes meFavorite movies: Van Helsing, Titanic, Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings or any other awesome freaky one
Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, The Mentalist, Grimm, The Walking Dead, various anime
Favorite bands / musical artists: GACKT and Yuya Matsushita ^^
Favorite books: Too many to decide
Favorite writers: Edgar Allan Poe/ Cassandra Clare/ Preston and Child
Favorite games: Dragon Age Origins/ Little Big Planet/ Devil May Cry
Favorite gaming platform: Playstation 3
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, pen, colored pencils, watercolor, ink wash, copic markers
Other Interests: Drawing, writing, hanging out with friends
# About me
Dedicated and fun-loving, crazy and serious, one or the other at random times. I'm a loyal person who watches out for her friends. I love to read scary stories and tend to draw darker subjects. I came to this site at a friend's recommendation and found that it has helped me improve my art and writing AND meet awesome new people.Paraprosdokian sentences : A figure of speech that uses an unexpected ending to a series or phrase.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
Puns for those with a slightly higher IQ
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Current Residence: California pwns!!
Print preference: none (yet)
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite style of art: Manga, traditional, surreal
Operating System: wat?? apple? idk...
MP3 player of choice: green i-pod nano
Wallpaper of choice: Gintama ^^
Favourite cartoon character: Zak Saturday
Personal Quote: "What is this madness?!" "Rulers inhibit the imagination." "Set your course by the stars not by the lights of every passing ship."
# Comments
Comments: 494
HeyΒ mystoftime ! Thanks for adding Space Dad Shiro to your favorites~!
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Many thank yous for the fave! It is highly appreciated.
By the way, lovely works you got there! With that, have a llama as well.
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You're very welcome! 
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You're very welcome as well!
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No problem! thanks for the watch and favorites!
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Β Thank you for joiningΒ Authors-Club ! Β Β We are so glad to have you join our group and adding our work to our collection!Β
On behalf of the group, here's just a little bit of information as to what we're about! :
-- We support the literature community of Deviant Art by creating a safe, creative atmosphere for artists to come together and make connections with one another.
-- Are you a little lost as to how to get involved in the writing side of DA? Take a look at this helpful guide,Β How to get started with the Lit Community . Β It's got some wonderful advice and has helped many a deviant get their feet wet, so to speak, in the lit world!
-- We also opened up aΒ chatroom !! Β We're currently trying to set up a better schedule, but we'll host little chats here and there fairly soon!
-- Before you start submitting, please familiarize yourself with ourΒ Submission Rules ! This is just to make sure everyone's on the same page as far as contributing work goes, and helps keep the group running smoothly!
Again, thank you so much for joining our club! If you need anything at all, do not be afraid to ask! Wither it be about our club, or even about the going on's in Deviant Art! Β
I hope that you enjoy this group and if at any time you have questions, concerns, or ideas please contact meΒ jackofalltrades0097 Β , or any of the other admin! Β We're here to help!
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Ty so much for the fav!!! Β I truly apriciate it!
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Oh my stars and moons, thanks so very much for the +watch and everything; I really appreciate it!
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No problem! I really enjoy your comic and your comments below about mythology and folklore ^^
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You're very welcome! ^^
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Sorry it took me so long, but thanks for faving the Black Claw character design !
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You're welcome! I love your work ^^
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Hev! thanks for the fav on wolf sketches ! Feel free to check out the rest of my stuff!
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Thanks for faving my Sengoku Basara comic!
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no problem! they're officially my favorite books now ^^
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Thank you so much for the fave! I truly appreciate the support!
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