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mynameiswaifu
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[2013-08-20 11:15:04 +0000 UTC]
"dead"
(Antarctica)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1504; Deviations: 673; Watchers: 128
Watching: 93; Pageviews: 41055; Comments Made: 11157; Friends: 93
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: deadFavorite movies: whatever the earthworms under my grave watch
Favorite TV shows: whatever the earthworms under my grave watch
Favorite bands / musical artists: dead
Favorite books: dirt books
Favorite writers: dead
Favorite games: dirt tag
Favorite gaming platform: dirtboy advance
Tools of the Trade: some dirt
Other Interests: being dead
# About me
it smells really bad# Comments
Comments: 2002
Know you're not coming back, but I still wanna give you my best wishes. Hopefully things are going good for ya. With that out of the way...
Happy birthday, slut.
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hey sugar mama what's up
if you decide to log into your account at some point in 2019 i just wanted to let you know i've missed you and would love to talk to you again
if you can't reach me instantly within the DMs of this account, try ROBOTSLASHER or cutie-adopts-4-u (yeah, i know it sounds stupid, BUT LOL)Β
if even that doesn't work i'm cacycay on tumblr, kissularyllisu on twitter, CAJUN D CECILIA on youtube and idfk what else
anyhow, i fucking love you and hope you're doing better than before
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unsure if you still want to know because it's been a month, but i explained the reasons why i've been gone for so long on my atelier801 page
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Wait, did she move? I thought she completely left.Β
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I don't know. I want to meet her again.
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Wherever you are, I hope you are all right. You miss me so much.
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I miss you my friend. I hope that things are going well for you.
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Happy birthday you dead little s**t. :')
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rest in peace lol
FNAF MARY SUE LOLLOLOLOL
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i explained the first reason why i decided to leave deviantart somewhere on my fnaf mary sue's page, the second reason is because it's just boring as hell especially if you're not reconigzed. plus i have better things to do
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you were the best friend I had remained since worlize. goodbye then.
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no i'm not i actually feel like pointing that out in my deviantart id right now i'm just a dead account
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Then why the fuck did you post this?!-Β mynameiswaifu.deviantart.com/aβ¦
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haha what a joke.
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Oh..... But still, THIS IS NOT THE DEEP WEB, HOME OF CRIMINALS! XD
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oh god i can only imagine what deviantart would look like if it was on the deep web
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REAL CHILD PORN EVERYWHERE
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OH M Y GOD YOU CAME BACK FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS TELL ME WHERE O CAN STILL TALK TO YOU,,
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i actually have like 13994 group messages right now what the fuck happened here
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WTF WHEN WAS IT UR BDAY AND HOW DID I MISS IT I FORGOT WHAT WEBSITE TO FIND YOU ON OH NO.
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"some people are justΒ bornΒ stupid."
said bec waifu before they died
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kiss me for the vine you gay lesbonΒ
[winks 2000x]
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Status: Connected to guide: Judith s
Judith s: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hey.
Judith s: Hhi how are you
You: Oh, well...
Judith s: What are you searching for today
You: I need help finding people like me.
Judith s: good
Judith s: and what would that be
You: You see, I'm what you would call a furry.
Judith s: a furry ?
You: I know furries are common things on this world wide web.
Judith s: so what would you be looking for then, a forum?
You: Yeah, a furry. I believe I'm an animal, and hang out with people with similiar "fursonas".
You: Yeah, a furry forum for my fursona.
Judith s: lol okay then
You: Okay, the only problem is...
You: My fursona is helicopters.
Judith s: what would that be
Judith s: an animal helicopter?
You: fufufufufu See that? I just engage my first rotor.
You: No, not an animal helicopter.
You: A reguler one.
Judith s: well don't take opff just yet, i'm not done
You: My fursona is helicopters. More precisely Apache Helicopters.
You: Oh, I won't.
You: furtopia.org and Furry Forum are good, but they don't like my kind.
You: They frown on Furries whose fursona is helicopters.
Judith s: so it would seem - i find the same things
You: fufufufufu second rotor engaged
You: Oh man, my tempature guage is getting high.
Judith s: easy there cowboy 
You: Can I ask you a favor.
Judith s: is it search related ?
You: No... but I would appreciate it if.. you sat in my passenger seat.
Judith s: sure thing
You: OH YEAH SIT IN THAT SEAT YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU
Judith s: nt really it's not leather
You: Oh. You like it rough huh?
You: I can be rough.
Judith s: no i like a smooth ride, in leather seats
You: Attention passengers; there will be alittle sensual terbulance up ahead.
Judith s: have any of these sites been of help to you?
Judith s: i don't like turbulance
You: OH MAN I'M GONNA STALL OH YES OH YES MY ROTORS ARE GOING FASTER
You: YES
Judith s: It seems i may have to refer you to someone whom may know the topic better than i
You: Y E S
Judith s: thank you for choosing cha cha
You: I stall'd.
Judith s: please cum again
You: Thanx.
You: ROFL
Judith s: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
Judith s: HAHA later fella
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There's an imagine dragons concert @ career center
I talk to Alex about going
We're both super pumped
We sing the lyrics to Gold
I say something to make him laugh super hard
I'm texting markiplier, jacksepticeye, and some other youtuber girl
We're talking about whatever
I joke around and then jack is like "fight me Shay"
My phone suddenly turns into my DSi and it's like a pokemon battle
Press the minus button plus the 3 button to attack
Press the plus button plus 4 to block
I wake up
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I am here to inform you have just told a lie on the internet.
Without my interjection just now, people will have been intellectually dumber, having believed your statement to be true.
I insist that you are wrong. Additionally, I would like you to only ever make a comment if you are absolutely certain you know it to be true. If you are unsure if a statement you are about to make is certain and provable, please research said statement and all relevant information regarding said statement so that you can then post a meaningful, and well structured comment to further perpetuate general intelligence for the rest of humanity.
I would like to thank you in advance for considering this challenge, and I appreciate your efforts towards any future attempt of structuring your life for yours, and the benefit of others.
Have a great day/night.
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How dare you fucking insult me?
I'm generally too quick to violence to be "alpha".
Like, when some nigger (or non-nigger) gives me shit I give them one warning, then fuck them up if they cross me again. No "hurr! Alpha male!" bullshit in there. No tough guy posturing, or big talk and I make no attempt to lead anyone, be cool, get attention, ect. I just hurt people when I feel that they need it and they respect me for it (or I might just hurt them again)
Alpha males are generally male whores. They require constant attention from everyone or they go to pieces and get all bitchy. They need to feel wanted, or they lose their mojo. They need their crew, or they're just another fedora wearing ass wipe. They are literally nothing on their own, lol...
I'm more like a shark. I perform most tasks better on my own and if you fuck with me, you may die. Period. No need for any attention whoring or any other "alpha" behavior on my part.
And the bitches all still want my dick. This whole "alpha male" thing seems to me to be a desperate attempt by weaklings to appear to be real men. They buy expensive things, collect "friends" and socially network. Hell, they even learn to sound tough. But push come to shove, I've sent plenty of alphas running away after I literally threw them across a room. So yeah...
I'm basically too "no bullshit", headstrong and violent to be alpha. And I have no problem with that at all.
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I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
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I'M OUT OF COPYPASTAS........ PLS......
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reddit.com/r/copypasta
IT'S FULL OF THE BEST
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happy 1st of december and merry new york and would you like to have a seksi penties
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i was jokeing plise no
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sorri bek me mum dident allow me to talk to yu anymor thenks bie B^ (
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no come back you can swim through the baltic sea and come over to my house to play call of duty our moms won't know
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omegawd dats lik da best idea ever omggmgmgmg
butt dant u liv in poland lik if u do zen ai liv lik 4 ar 5 haurs with kar avei from ju
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yez!!!!!!! jsut break into da border and go 2 mai house XD
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