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mayolemon ♀️ [10884745] [2009-06-29 16:40:31 +0000 UTC] "BAIYE ASSHOLES" (United Kingdom)

# Statistics

Favourites: 137; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 43

Watching: 40; Pageviews: 9057; Comments Made: 1552; Friends: 40

# Interests

Other Interests: trolling like a bruva, trolling like a dude

# About me

DELETED ERRYTHAANG

# Comments

Comments: 423

x-Aeris [2013-02-09 12:43:27 +0000 UTC]

I don't know how often you coME ON HERE BABYCAKES BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSBUTT, I WILL TRY AND FIND YOUR NUMBER SO I CAN TEXT YOU TOO K.
MWAH
X

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x-Aeris [2012-03-15 22:52:12 +0000 UTC]

I CONCUR.
[link]

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noepse [2012-03-15 17:39:29 +0000 UTC]

le tag:
[link]

STOP BEING EMO BITCH

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noepse [2012-03-08 17:07:22 +0000 UTC]

WHY DOES DEVIANTART TELL ME THAT IT'S YOUR BDAY TODAY?
gahhhhh

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mayolemon In reply to noepse [2012-03-09 18:07:06 +0000 UTC]

whachootalkinboutwillis tis my birthday

hey what photoshop version does school have?

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noepse In reply to mayolemon [2012-03-09 19:30:33 +0000 UTC]

ok happy 17th babe xxxxxx

hmmm it's either cs3 or elements 5.0
: D

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Fizzing-Whizbees [2012-01-28 19:01:34 +0000 UTC]

heeeey look at me icon
its like yours, but its a black man so its cooler

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mayolemon In reply to Fizzing-Whizbees [2012-01-29 12:56:31 +0000 UTC]

vanilla bear and chocolate bear

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Fizzing-Whizbees [2012-01-28 18:57:24 +0000 UTC]

me rite now

I felt like drawing.
deviantART muro drawing

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mayolemon In reply to Fizzing-Whizbees [2012-01-29 12:54:41 +0000 UTC]

why are you nekkid

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Fizzing-Whizbees [2012-01-14 16:39:24 +0000 UTC]

are you here?

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mayolemon In reply to Fizzing-Whizbees [2012-01-18 17:43:22 +0000 UTC]

ye

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Fizzing-Whizbees In reply to mayolemon [2012-01-18 22:18:14 +0000 UTC]

why, if you don't post any art?
plus i like your icon. who the hell is he though?

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mayolemon In reply to Fizzing-Whizbees [2012-01-21 21:54:01 +0000 UTC]

um RIGHT BACK AT YOU
but so i can talk to mitra and i still look at and fave stuff
tanks homie, i dunno just someone who came up when i typed in 'thumbs up old man' into google images

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Fizzing-Whizbees In reply to mayolemon [2012-01-26 21:15:51 +0000 UTC]

How in the HELL am I supposed to reply to this, hmm?!?!

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mayolemon In reply to Fizzing-Whizbees [2012-01-27 21:24:43 +0000 UTC]

why can't you?! its replyable!

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Fizzing-Whizbees In reply to mayolemon [2012-01-28 18:53:50 +0000 UTC]

ok fine

1) um RIGHT BACK AT YOU
2)but so i can talk to mitra and i still look at and fave stuff
3)tanks homie, i dunno just someone who came up when i typed in 'thumbs up old man' into google images

1)ok cool right back at me, yay.
2)that's a really cool story.
3)damn, google is amazing.

Hmm, great replyable messages!

/sarcasm

oh yeah and I'll reply to your messagas today yah

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mayolemon In reply to Fizzing-Whizbees [2012-01-29 12:55:03 +0000 UTC]

k

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noepse [2012-01-04 21:09:18 +0000 UTC]

SUP GURL. tanks for tha fave!

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cheeseOeater [2011-12-03 15:51:18 +0000 UTC]

OI CELO, U MAN HOOR, WER BE DA ART?

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mayolemon In reply to cheeseOeater [2011-12-03 16:49:57 +0000 UTC]

don't need no art man, just pimpin' wit mahh hoes innit

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cheeseOeater In reply to mayolemon [2012-01-07 18:42:03 +0000 UTC]

BUT I WANNA PERVVEEE ON UR LINES D'=

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mayolemon In reply to cheeseOeater [2012-01-12 17:56:42 +0000 UTC]

eww i just noticed the emoticon on the side
deviantART muro drawing

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mayolemon In reply to cheeseOeater [2012-01-12 17:55:10 +0000 UTC]

da puq?

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gaijin84 [2011-11-22 14:51:44 +0000 UTC]

thanx for the fav

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pyramax [2011-11-01 21:05:04 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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mayolemon In reply to pyramax [2011-11-06 17:02:32 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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pyramax In reply to mayolemon [2011-11-07 17:55:26 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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mayolemon In reply to pyramax [2011-12-10 20:59:36 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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pyramax In reply to mayolemon [2011-12-12 08:21:19 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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mayolemon In reply to pyramax [2011-12-12 18:47:57 +0000 UTC]

what the hell?! i don't have ANY creativity at all T__T

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TheStarHuntress [2011-10-26 11:19:10 +0000 UTC]

MAYOOOO
Y U DELETE ALL YO ARTZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1

/CRAIS

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mayolemon In reply to TheStarHuntress [2011-10-26 13:03:06 +0000 UTC]

ahmahgah ur soooo l8 i deleted errythaang laik a month or two ago

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x-Aeris [2011-10-05 17:23:15 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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mayolemon In reply to x-Aeris [2011-10-13 19:39:57 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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x-Aeris In reply to mayolemon [2011-10-13 21:02:09 +0000 UTC]

YEESSS.

SCORE!!

Kazza is gorgeous, okay? SHE IS GAOWJUZZ.

And yes, Riri is beauts too, mkay? BUT SO ARE OTHER PEOPLE. GET OVER YOUR FICTIONAL SPOUSE.

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mayolemon In reply to x-Aeris [2011-10-14 15:26:01 +0000 UTC]

PCHA "FICTIONAL"

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x-Aeris In reply to mayolemon [2011-10-14 19:05:07 +0000 UTC]

PCHA?

SHE IS YOUR SPOUSE ONLY IN FICTION AND PROSE THAT YOU YOURSELF WILL COMPOSE.

ALTHOUGH SHE HERSELF IS NOT FICTIONAL, IN THE CONTEXT THAT YOU USED, HER PURPOSE IS.

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mayolemon In reply to x-Aeris [2011-10-14 20:29:36 +0000 UTC]

NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN THIS UTTER SHITE

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x-Aeris In reply to mayolemon [2011-10-15 11:55:04 +0000 UTC]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE IT.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT WRONG

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mayolemon In reply to x-Aeris [2011-10-15 12:02:44 +0000 UTC]

¬¬

sha-ap

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x-Aeris In reply to mayolemon [2011-10-15 12:36:19 +0000 UTC]

I do not wish to.

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x-Aeris [2011-10-02 07:56:38 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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mayolemon In reply to x-Aeris [2011-10-14 16:04:10 +0000 UTC]

*continued

waaht loads of peoples eyes turn pink! my dads do and so does the ghetto-booty-holder black cleaner lady working in the hospital that i remember from 5 years ago

NO, I SHALL NOT I HAVE NO FUTURE IN ART SO ITS POINTLESS. POINTLESS I TELL YOU

HELL YEAH my yellow pencils are da shit

OH MY GOD I DREW OUT A FRIKKIN GRAPH FOR YOU AND YOU STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND. please tell me you eventually understood after i explained it in person? T__T

aww speaking of keerit i was really mean to her yesterday :C i was in a mood for some reason i dunno why i wasn’t on kxd but cheah in latin, she asked me what one line was and i was like β€˜YOURE LOOKING AT MY PAPER RIGHT NOW LOOK AT IT YOURSELF NYAGHHH’ like a hormonal pregnant bitch and now i feel so-ho mean waaaah even though she was unaffected by my moment of ultimate rage

cheah but β€˜its’ is shorter and snappier and involves less energy to say so LETS JUST GO WITH DAT MKAY? and COME ON, you feel mean about that name? um why do we have a codename for them? oh thats right cos we bitch about them. and why do we bitch about them? cos theyre mean in the first place! youre too much of a good samaritan mitra, too much.

dw about it behbz i asked ms kiplatrick AND SHE SAID WE DONT HAVE TO DO OURSELVES YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY WAKAWAKAEHEH now i need someone to take a photo of ¬¬ and an actual idea of the photo
what photo are you doing for yours? one i’ve seen before?

what?! i was just complimenting her! and sha-ap its not funny she finks iem a frik naow

oh and combine your reply to this with your reply to my quarter-done-cos-it-was-interrupted-by-educating-essex one

deviantART muro drawing

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x-Aeris In reply to mayolemon [2011-10-21 08:56:12 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I'll reply to the whole thing.

Yup, I LOVE me some cream. It is HEAVENLY. SO MUCH. I LOVE. Cats eyes are model eyes? WHAT IZ DIS SHIZ? Ha, why would I have to be a tall MAN?! WHY THE **** CAN'T I JUST BE A TALL WOMAN?!

But when I get angry, my cousins say I look like a cat x) (My 2nd cousin can be a bit of an idiot, so I just glare, and he says I look like a cat.) I think Anjie said something like that yesterday as well! I was like D'AWWW.

...I have never seen someone's eyes turn pink when they are angry. Seriously.

SHUT UP. ARRRGGGGHHHHH. I was just saying this to my dad. IT'S SUCH A WASTE OF BLOODY ENORMOUS MONUMENTAL TALENT. I mean, if you don't WANT to...but Simmi's talking about doing DT A level because her parents said it would be good for medicine. And I said: "So, if your parents thought Art would be good, would you do it just for them?" And she was just like: "Yeah" *God-Mitra-Why-Are-You-So-Stupid-Sometimes?-face*
ARGH. It just makes me kind of mad. All this pressure...
But it kind of reminds me that I really and totally love my family.

Ha, she deserves it! Someone needs to put her down once in a while x) Then she'll know what it feels like! (She knows we love her anyway xD) "NYAGHHH"!!! OMMIGOD. DYING.
Dude, that doesn't sound like "ultimate rage" to me. I can be a hell of a lot worse x) You CAN'T have ultimate rage!!!

Urgh. But it makes it look like WE think they're cool as well! And they're NOT. THEY'RE JUST BITCHES THAT BITCH ABOUT EACH OTHER, EVEN THOUGH THEY PRETEND TO BE FRIENDS. God, they make me so angry sometimes.
We don't bitch about them really. That's just Gigi. We just...kind of...I don't know. Complain. It's different!
I KNOW I KNOW. (I'm not a good Samaritan, but anyway...) Sometimes they can be really sweet, and then I hear them bitch about EACH OTHER, and it pisses the hell out me.

YAY!!! Lucy told me that Mrs K wasn't happy with you doing Saskia and Saskia's doing Claire. What happened?!
Urm, yup, It was one of the one's I did for my monochrome ones. It's the Moss Green one, but I'm changing it to blue. OR, I was thinking about the Blue one. If you forget, I'll link them to you x)

I'm sorry, who did you compliment again? I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER.

Holy Mother of SHIT. WTF IS THAT DRAWING?!


Okay, now to THIS reply!

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mayolemon In reply to x-Aeris [2011-10-21 20:40:23 +0000 UTC]

CALM YO TITTEHS "man" is a complimentary term, like 'dawg' or 'homie' or 'asshole' ugetme

anjali said something like what? that you get pink eyes? why the 'd'awwww'?

look in the mirror

what do you mean you can't have ultimate rage? as in i didn't use the word 'ultimate' in the right way? DAMMIT WHY CANT I SPEAKS DUH ENGLEES SOME OF THE TIMES

but you have to admit, they are kinda cool even if they are the BITCHIEST TWO-FACEYIST FAKEST PEOPLE EVER
WHAT, SWEET?!! i've never heard them say something sweet but you know what, were KINDA like them anyway (bitch-wise) i was thinking about it a week or two ago cos pretty much everyone in our group bitches about eachother :/

which lucy? paskell? AWW SHE KNOWS MY NAME yeah she said was disappointed but she wasn't that angry well she did go 'i'm not gonna give you chinese burn for it but balhdusdhsabdblahblah' and then she took my arm and gave me a chinese arm err

complimented a girl in the year above about her nose

ITS LATASHA THE NURSE WITH THE PINK EYES WHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ME

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x-Aeris In reply to mayolemon [2011-10-23 19:25:56 +0000 UTC]

OH OKAY.
I've never had anyone say the model thing before. YOU IZ SO SWEET. (And lying. But I'm okay with that.)

Urm, no, that I get cat eyes. And it's d'awww, cos it's really sweet that she said that because I LOVE IT.

I WILL. AND I WILL SEE MY EYES TURN DARK WITH RAGE.

No no! I don't correct people like that. I was saying YOU personally can't be full of rage.

NO. I WON'T EVER ADMIT THAT. They ARE bitchy and two-faced. How can they be cool?! THEY AREN'T. And no we aren't. Not at all. People talk about each other. It's cathartic. It doesn't mean bitching. So people are just meant to hide their emotions and what they feel all the time, just because it means talking about someone else? I don't think we bitch, although sometimes a certain someone IS mentioned a little too many times. But really, we're teenage girls. What do you expect? It's something we just have to go through. And it's not about each other! I've never heard anyone else say anthing bad about Simmi, Navi, Anjie, etc.

YUP! Her! We sit next to each other in History. ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS? She actually got hold of your arm? *Not sure if serious or joking*

OH. Oh. I see. Which girl?

WHO DA FUQ IS DAT?

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mayolemon In reply to x-Aeris [2011-10-13 20:03:01 +0000 UTC]

you have an obsession with cream? what?
and HOLD DA FONE, cat eyes are model eyes. when youre angry, you have model eyes, like an angry smoulder. ho' shit you would have some serious model potentional if you were tall man

GONNA REPLY TO THE REST IN AN HOUR EDUCATING ESSEX IS ON

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x-Aeris [2011-10-02 07:56:14 +0000 UTC]

HOLY SHAMAS DOOD.
RHYMING DICTIONARY. AW YEAH INDEED!

Aw hey! Don't feel bad for asking what a word means. THAT'S HOW WE LEARN. How do you think I know those words! I ASK DOOD.
It got to a stage where my parents had to run to the Dictionary x)

SHUT UP. My football coach was my height at 17. AND HE IS OF THE MALE GENDER, MY FRIEND. It can happen. I CAN DREAM.

INNIT.

[link]

It's not COOL, but I liked it x) And my dad's was really light!

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mayolemon In reply to x-Aeris [2011-10-14 15:31:52 +0000 UTC]

OH LOOK WHO DIDN'T REPLY TO MY MESSAGE IN LESS THAN 5 HOURS

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