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machineballerina ♀️ [2541330] [2006-04-23 04:25:36 +0000 UTC] "sex-type thing." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 9

Watching: 17; Pageviews: 3133; Comments Made: 116; Friends: 17

# Interests

Favorite movies: Breakfast On Pluto. Boondock Saints. The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Favorite bands / musical artists: Rob Dougan. Utada Hikaru. Sarah Slean.
Favorite writers: better to ask who I don't like.
Favorite games: Silent Hill 2 & 3. Final Fantasy IV. Halo.
Favorite gaming platform: my X-Box. His name is Goliath. ^^
Other Interests: shiny pretty things.

# About me

Current Residence: a house on a hill in a town in a state by a state near an ocean on a planet in space.
Favourite cartoon character: Darkwing Duck. Ms. Frizzle.
Personal Quote: "I am like live-in porn."

# Comments

Comments: 38

ShadowGamers [2006-05-29 23:08:38 +0000 UTC]

:<

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auralwhiplash [2006-05-11 21:54:00 +0000 UTC]

Spam.

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TheDarkEmpire [2006-05-11 21:22:04 +0000 UTC]

hey
ok u guys i know u guys hate this crap when people put stupied message but trust me i mean trust me i will never lie too any of u guys this shitttttttttttttttttttt is freakin scary its sooo crazy and it works but u have too belive in it.. soo good luck lates







DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY


























thursday october 6, 2005





here just do it



most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I



received this



letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and



within a



week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,



this

really



works!!!!











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1. To yourself, say the name of the only



guy or girl you wanna be with 3



times!











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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish



within the next week and say it to your self

6



times!!











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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to



yourself 9 times!!!








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4. Think of something that you want to happen



between you and that 1special person and say



it to your self 12

times!!!












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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as



you scroll down focus and



concentrate on it and think on nothing



else but that wish.











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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish

that you picked.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people,



and what



you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your



crush!!!



























































Keep going

down



























Keep going







































Keep

going








































!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was



your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important



message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda



chain



letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863

and



if you



break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing



these



stories.







First Example:



Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,



up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same



kid



since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any



attention to



it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her



dad



got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent



the



letter none of that would have happened and her mom

would be alive.







Second Example:



Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average



nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the



signs of



your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51



people in



the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd



grade. The



next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for



him ever



since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,



and of



course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew

up



and



married each other to live happily forever.







Third Example:



Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll



get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just



getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that



popular but



not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his



friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart



kid and



he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled



a few



friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day,

about



that



same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!



then his



dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him



Nintendo64 and



play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best



friend



gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and



Limp



Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was



goin' wild!



the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been



going out



ever since.







Now, you heard the stories. I know

which person i'd rather



be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but



thats



only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go



out with



that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you



send



this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love



life.....forever!!!!!



10 people- your crush will say they like you as a



friend......ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush

will have sex with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have



everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any



friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go



in a



chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the



catch.....you only



have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to



everyone you.. know
and u cant send it baq to me
u don't have to do it! ^^

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sexualnintendo In reply to TheDarkEmpire [2006-05-15 03:05:29 +0000 UTC]

haha taht girls story is funny

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TheDarkEmpire In reply to sexualnintendo [2006-08-04 14:09:37 +0000 UTC]

XD

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randomaxes [2006-05-10 20:25:43 +0000 UTC]

hey babe, good to see you still have a heartbeat...

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Spoolaroo [2006-05-03 23:33:02 +0000 UTC]



Tenk yoo vedy vedy mush.

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elementalplatinum [2006-05-03 10:46:36 +0000 UTC]

Addmetoyourfriendslistbecausethisistotal lylikemyspaceandifihavenofriendsiwillben othing.

I missed you.

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machineballerina In reply to elementalplatinum [2006-05-03 11:11:52 +0000 UTC]

okiwilldothatbutyouaddmetoook?cuzotherwiseiwillcryandcryandcryandcryan d

hi, how are you?

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elementalplatinum In reply to machineballerina [2006-05-03 11:32:26 +0000 UTC]

Okay. Done.

Fine. Good. In #Forum now.

All is right with the world...

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machineballerina In reply to elementalplatinum [2006-05-03 11:45:30 +0000 UTC]

And my watch list is even again, so my OCD may be at rest.

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elementalplatinum In reply to machineballerina [2006-05-03 11:55:02 +0000 UTC]

That's kinda funny. And sad. But mostly funny!

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IAmJacksWastedLife [2006-05-02 19:37:18 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I'm a hack too. Yay!

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machineballerina In reply to IAmJacksWastedLife [2006-05-02 20:02:04 +0000 UTC]

One of my favorites, as a matter of fact.

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White-Wolfen [2006-05-02 19:15:39 +0000 UTC]

Hallo, luv. Hope all is well with you.

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machineballerina In reply to White-Wolfen [2006-05-02 20:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Not too bad.

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JoshClarkeDraws [2006-05-02 14:42:30 +0000 UTC]

That was last Tuesday.

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machineballerina In reply to JoshClarkeDraws [2006-05-02 14:44:59 +0000 UTC]

Soz hon, I been busy.

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summaro [2006-05-02 13:18:29 +0000 UTC]

I sense a disturbance in the force.

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machineballerina In reply to summaro [2006-05-02 13:33:22 +0000 UTC]

Is it as if a million voices cried out at once and then were suddenly silenced?

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summaro In reply to machineballerina [2006-05-02 13:52:43 +0000 UTC]

It's almost as if I know you...and yet do not.

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machineballerina In reply to summaro [2006-05-02 13:57:59 +0000 UTC]

OH SNAP!

I'd go with that feeling.

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summaro In reply to machineballerina [2006-05-02 14:18:10 +0000 UTC]

You are now under investigation with the SBI

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machineballerina In reply to summaro [2006-05-02 14:25:17 +0000 UTC]

Eek!

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summaro In reply to machineballerina [2006-05-02 14:29:00 +0000 UTC]

'Sok. We've concluded our investigations and are writing the report as we ...er... type.

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machineballerina In reply to summaro [2006-05-02 14:31:32 +0000 UTC]

So long as I will not be taxed for this.

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summaro In reply to machineballerina [2006-05-02 14:34:30 +0000 UTC]

I think the government can absorb this little fee.

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machineballerina In reply to summaro [2006-05-02 14:41:53 +0000 UTC]

Pshew.

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machineballerina [2006-05-02 13:06:14 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how many people recognize me.

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Misaniovent [2006-05-01 02:24:39 +0000 UTC]

23 posts all ready?

I REQUIRE MORE

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

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machineballerina In reply to Misaniovent [2006-05-01 02:30:21 +0000 UTC]

We here at [link] strive for quality posts, no fillers.

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Misaniovent In reply to machineballerina [2006-05-01 02:38:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, what is that from?

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machineballerina In reply to Misaniovent [2006-05-01 04:35:14 +0000 UTC]

It's a typical ad-campaign for produce.

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summaro [2006-04-29 18:41:43 +0000 UTC]

Hello, thanks for wishing me a happy birthday.

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machineballerina In reply to summaro [2006-04-29 21:26:59 +0000 UTC]

What does =summaro know?

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summaro In reply to machineballerina [2006-04-30 01:20:32 +0000 UTC]

Everything.

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machineballerina In reply to summaro [2006-04-30 04:18:58 +0000 UTC]

No wai.

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Mondo-The-Maniac [2006-04-27 23:59:54 +0000 UTC]

ce la vie.

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