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lucario1
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[2006-12-06 19:16:04 +0000 UTC]
"Here be Yaoi!"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 101853; Deviations: 18; Watchers: 125
Watching: 970; Pageviews: 64461; Comments Made: 4597; Friends: 970
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: EveryoneFavorite movies: Tintin the movie, Puss in Boots
Favorite TV shows: Pokemon, How i Met your Mother, Big Bang Theory, My Little Pony (don't judge)
Favorite writers: too many to write
Favorite games: All Pokemon Games
Favorite gaming platform: DSi
Other Interests: Internet Surfing,reading
# About me
Current Residence: Medicine HatFavourite genre of music: T.V and Movie Soundtracks
Favourite photographer: I can't pick they're all great
Favourite style of art: Say it twice can't pick they're all so wonderful!!!!!!
MP3 player of choice: iPhone
Wallpaper of choice: Everything,Anything
Skin of choice: The skin on my body
Favourite cartoon characters: Donatello, Raphael, Discord, Tuffnut,
Personal Quote: "Welcome to my World"
# Comments
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. Itβs hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. Itβs kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevinβs official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (donβt ask), Iβve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here withΒ The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, andΒ this galleryΒ contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 17: Ornament - It's good to be the king
Or at least, that has been my experience. New strings daily, well-greased joint hinges, a good polishing every so often and all my subjects fall over themselves in my presence. However, nobody really listens to my ideas, and I have a sneaking suspicion that my administrators are keeping things from me. Thereβs been rumblings of invasion from that stuffy Plushie Consortium and despite several altercations on the southern border, my chambermaid, Judy, refuses to send in the Marionette Heavy Artillery. General Punch has also been off βon businessβ for weeks now. If I didnβt know any better, it looks as if they might even orchestrate a palace chicken coup. Something must be done.
#ParanoidPuppetMonarch Β Β Β
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Thank you very much for the WatchΒ Β
Have a nice day
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