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lhclegion ♂️ [278753] [2002-09-03 02:29:51 +0000 UTC] "joey ritter, owner of all" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 3; Deviations: 6; Watchers: 6

Watching: 7; Pageviews: 13317; Comments Made: 288; Friends: 7

# Interests

Favorite movies: jacob's ladder, dr. strangelove
Favorite bands / musical artists: isis
Favorite writers: douglas adams
Favorite games: metal gear, system shock, thief, half-life
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: really twisted imagination
Other Interests: music, political incorrectness, video games

# About me

i don't fucking use any of this anymore, i don't need to be on an FBI watch list

# Comments

Comments: 80

Kite-ridE [2005-02-23 08:35:28 +0000 UTC]

yar, its with mouse (8

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elijahtrevelyan [2005-01-27 03:28:24 +0000 UTC]

*waves* Howdy

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Eldritch-Turnip [2005-01-23 14:01:32 +0000 UTC]

I officially like the cut of your jib. You may get a kick out of the fake album cover I made for my band a while ago (way before I discovered your page just now - honest): [link]

Then again, you may not.

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Curiosajess [2004-12-07 16:44:12 +0000 UTC]

Your icon is cute.

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foxjane [2004-11-21 01:08:02 +0000 UTC]

teh j0j0 <3

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Zandrae [2004-08-10 01:30:39 +0000 UTC]

Howdy Joey!

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lhclegion In reply to Zandrae [2004-08-19 04:03:35 +0000 UTC]

j0

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GoatMilk [2004-05-22 03:17:30 +0000 UTC]

OMG STOP BEING SO MEAN TO EVERYONE!!!
*cough-hack* Hah. Hi

Lovin the signature too, Heh.

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yachtclub [2004-04-11 00:30:02 +0000 UTC]

1 week ban for harassive comments and rude behavior. Take this time to read the etiquette policy and rethink your interaction while visiting deviantART.

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foxjane [2004-02-04 23:55:12 +0000 UTC]

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poof [2004-02-04 01:24:15 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha! awesome sig, man.

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pinkmonkey [2004-01-22 22:34:07 +0000 UTC]

Heh thanks X)
What's that band you like...?

:3


btw i like your... icon X3

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edfanmh [2003-11-28 06:06:40 +0000 UTC]

*Grabs :iconlhlegion: by the ear.*
Come on man, you have to help with .

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redrockwildcat [2003-11-17 05:27:34 +0000 UTC]

I don't particularly care about truces anymore. I've given up on peace and I'm on enough medication that to be honest, it really doesn't bother me anymore. You two hate each other. You're going to be at each others throats. Nothing much else to do anymore and sit back and watch.

HOWEVER

It DOES piss me off the way you lashed out at Kami like that bud. I don't know if its because even I know she was joking, or because I've been on the recieving end of that kind of hatred before. Same thing as Laurie, same thing as me. I didn't say anything because I didn't want to stir up any shit before. But now I am. Kami didn't do anything, and she did not deserve to be lashed out at.

I dunno anymore. I'm probably going to get a swift screaming at for even mentioning it too.

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ThorsVision [2003-11-16 16:15:45 +0000 UTC]

who forwarded you to james' page?

oh, let me guess, miss kami-sama or jane/sarah?

well whatever.

I now have something much better than you ever were, someone worthy of me. your existanca has, for a while now, and will until the end of times, not be acknowledged by me.

you're just there. you're just...nothing but some net junkie sitting on his fat ass spreading "funny" and "insulting" pictures to look "cool". that's all you are.

now leave me alone, why don't you? there's a person I care about, someone YOU care about too, who does NOT want to see you start a fight with me. so, go fight with someone else, boy.

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foxjane In reply to ThorsVision [2003-11-17 04:58:23 +0000 UTC]

paranoid, aren't we?
Joey was the one who linked -me- here, since you accused me of conspiring. He also linked me to your previous bitchings at Kami. I simply laughed and decided to stay out of it for JD's sake, because I care for him. I love him, he's one of the greatests friends I've ever had. I'm still very greatful I got to meet him and hang out with him in person.
But now you've brought -me- into things for no reason.
-You- were the one who started a little one-girl bitchfight. You were the one that began the talk show drama, with the "STAY AWAY FROM MAH MAN ::snap snap::" attitude. Hah. Your pride is so badly bruised that you had to start another snit? See, if you were mature, or secure with yourself or with JD, you wouldn't have said anything. You would have ignored it and moved on.

Seems to me that you're using James as leverage to bitch at Kami.

And stop referring to yourself as a wolf. Wolves are noble creatures. You're more like a sniveling, drooling hyena.

Now go off to your little secret journal and openly flame me like you've done before. Or will you run to the dA admins with your tail up your snatch? Or maybe both! i'm genuinely amused.

oh! or you could even blame the fight that you started on your "bad" English, even though you've been chatting online- in English- for 5 years, if not more.

And once again, you've breached the truce that -you- proposed. You're a sad, sad little girl.

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lhclegion In reply to ThorsVision [2003-11-17 04:52:44 +0000 UTC]

whoever forwarded me to verm's page is not of your concern, striapach. and for your information, it wasn't any of "TEH USHUL SUSPEKTS" like red or jane or kami. so instead of pointing fingers why not just shove 'em up your nose, poostema.

if you really think my existance isn't acknowledged by you, my dear zift, then why do you keep reading my LJ and bitching over the latest post where i MIGHT or MIGHT NOT have insulted you?

and before you start calling my ass fat, perhaps you should do something about the rather ovoid shape of your head.

oh yeah, speaking of pictures, that reminds me.

[link]

seriously. i don't care. you were the one who violated the truce first. so until you fucking own up and admit that you're nothing but a child who has a temper tantrum every time someone has the audacity to poke fun at your own inability to accept people not liking you, i'm going to have my fun and drive you absolutely batshit until you either kill yourself or wind up in a sanitarium for the criminally insane. both are equally as likely, so i'm running a betting ring to see which happens first.

i hope iceland sinks. it's the european version of canada.

tant ghandek zejziet imdendlin li meta tkun fis-seba' sular in-nippliet ikunu qed isaqsu fejn hu t-tarag.

decipher THAT.

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lhclegion In reply to lhclegion [2003-11-17 04:57:09 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah, incidentally, i'm very amused at the fact that you scream about how much you hate sex, but then you start dating the guy who for years has been infamous for being a massive pervert. maybe i should tell you what he did with a scanner sometime.

hint: think "rorschasht test".

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foxjane In reply to lhclegion [2003-11-17 05:02:26 +0000 UTC]

that wasn't necessary... I wish you had left JD out of it...he's not responsible for Dema, Dema is not responsible for him (though she'd like to think so).
besides...hate sex? haha, yeah right. she -loves- porn so much, and claimed to fuck some guy she hardly knew IRL. she probably only made that up to hurt you anyways. haa

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ukitakumuki [2003-11-02 03:39:00 +0000 UTC]

hi Joey thanks for the kind words, ill be listening to ur samples soon once i get back home ^_^

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watermelon [2003-10-26 18:32:51 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Joey. It's Don. Y'know... Emmy's man and what not. I didn't know you had an archive here. I'm watching your ass now. But not in a gay way, as I am not that kinda guy. XP

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akaineko [2003-10-15 21:56:57 +0000 UTC]

*bow* it was a pleasure

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akaineko [2003-10-15 20:35:22 +0000 UTC]

wow thats a long post all of a sudden O.o

You know I am suprised that...people who are most against something seem to be the most obsessed about talking about a subject. Shota is not something in my daily thoughts. I am also quite amused by the fact that everywhere the topic child porn arises around me...foxjane appears ¬.¬

But so you're saying...you're trying to help me by warning me ahead so I dont get into trouble.. well thanks but I dont think I am in much of trouble at all because I know the state has to deal with a lot more sicker people then a 18 year old girl doodlin small styled anime peoples in dirty situations. People who like...actually rape little children.. which is one of the sickest thing imaginable to me, believe it or not.

I shall quote my wonderfull friend.. what do you want more:
People who draw it, or people who do it?

And because I am too lazy to spend more time on this everlasting topic I shall direct you to this journal entry: [link] enjoy

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abyschan In reply to akaineko [2003-10-15 22:36:54 +0000 UTC]

Yanno, if I could understand half of that LJ post, I might be able to understand your point of view. All I got from it was that she was molested as a child and then something about getting turned on.

Ewwww.

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foxjane In reply to akaineko [2003-10-15 21:35:57 +0000 UTC]

and how did I get blamed for this? o_o;
i've been leaving comments on Joey's site for awhile now, he's like my big brother.
so...why am I blamed for something Joey decided to do himself?

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lhclegion In reply to akaineko [2003-10-15 21:22:55 +0000 UTC]

whatever, kevin.

[link]

get off my dA page. i hope the riot police drag you through the mud.

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akaineko [2003-10-15 10:33:25 +0000 UTC]

you know, you missed to give this wonderfull informing message to a lot more people. Oh oh and you forgot the hentai pervs too, they draw little girls a lot.

Seriously I have yet to see the day where someone got arested for drawing things. Specially in my country which is most luckily not the US! Yaaaaaay.

But thank you for making me laugh today.. everyone enjoys a laugh :3~

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lhclegion In reply to akaineko [2003-10-15 18:47:15 +0000 UTC]

like i look at little girl porn? fuck that.

[link]

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akaineko In reply to lhclegion [2003-10-15 18:49:19 +0000 UTC]

me stfu? But oh my! I thought you lived in this big country of free speech? ;o

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lhclegion In reply to akaineko [2003-10-15 20:15:06 +0000 UTC]

*snort* if i say i don't like something, 2049502943590287203598540298509345032945 09285937938759475987349 of that something's fans come out to piss on me. my speech ain't free 'cuz it goes against what's "popular". so why should i let YOU talk?

free speech is dead or dying in a nation of "tolerance".

whatever. despite the fact that US law does not cover you, o great and holy eurotrash, you are still drawing what amounts to kiddie porn. take it from me, who likes good old american porn, and my neighbor, who has a video of a naked woman throwing darts at balloons with the sound of dogs barking on the audio track: your kiddie porn is disgusting and immoral. now before you or any of your brainless squealing fans take that to mean i'm against homosexuality (and thus launching a " let's smash joey" campaign, hahahahahahaha, when i never even mentioned homosexuality...) allow me to put a verbal bullet in your collective heads by informing you that i indeed am -not-. exactly what they're doing is of no importance. the fact of the matter is that they look like children, and so much as even looking like children is grounds for legal action. THEREFORE, despite the fact that the law doesn't cover you (and consider yourself lucky... although perhaps you should research the legal books in your home country? you may be suprised...) anybody in the united states who is in possession of your artwork very well could be prosecuted.

for what it's worth, your two main characters (like what you have as your featured deviation) dosn't bother me. they actually look like they're legal. if you wanna dress 'em up like girls more power to you. if i were like really really drunk or stoned i'd probably mistake 'em for girls anyhow.

admittedly my posting of that law was sort of a personal attack, but it was moreso on your fans. i've said it before and i'll say it again- fans ruin everything. it was also a heads up- kiddie porn laws are getting stricter and stricter all the time, in the u.s. as well as the rest of the world, so you'd best be careful. remember what happened to pete townshend, and he was just doing research.

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foxjane [2003-10-13 21:01:03 +0000 UTC]

::giggling insanely:: I love you, j0j0

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mechobo74 [2003-10-09 03:12:13 +0000 UTC]

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ndifference [2003-09-28 22:43:55 +0000 UTC]

There are going to be some bannings handed out if you people continue this fighting.

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brandowilly [2003-09-15 22:14:15 +0000 UTC]

okay enough we are all acting fucking stupid. sorry .

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lhclegion [2003-09-15 06:05:11 +0000 UTC]

you're a fucking moron, mechobo. i didn't draw that pissing picture. delve did.

second, i don't use photoshop and neither does delve.

go listen to linkinallica.

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foxjane [2003-09-15 05:58:16 +0000 UTC]

"I criticize something you draw and you declare war on me. What a little fuck."

RP pissing on a drawing of one's personal character is criticism? No, it isn't. It's called being an asshole.

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brandowilly [2003-09-14 22:41:41 +0000 UTC]

Dumbass. You say mechobo's pictures are all made in photoshop and yet yours are too.

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foxjane In reply to brandowilly [2003-09-15 06:02:37 +0000 UTC]

[link]

That's just a photo with a rather basic photoshop filter. This is what LHC is talking about. He didn't mean that people who use photoshop are stupid, he means that people who use one lame filter and call it art are stupid. In which case, LHC actually forms a layout for his CD covers, while Mechobo's so-called art is just shit with ONE photoshop filter on it. It's called having the program make the art instead of using EFFORT.

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foxjane In reply to foxjane [2003-09-15 22:30:02 +0000 UTC]

" and i would mind if you wouldnt talk about my friends like that."

Yeah, because it's like you're flaming my friend.

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foxjane In reply to foxjane [2003-09-15 22:32:45 +0000 UTC]

its -not- like*
groggy typos

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brandowilly In reply to foxjane [2003-09-15 22:06:23 +0000 UTC]

do i know you? and i would mind if you wouldnt talk about my friends like that.

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mechobo74 [2003-09-13 15:05:55 +0000 UTC]

I criticize something you draw and you declare war on me. What a little fuck.

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lhclegion [2003-07-27 05:43:41 +0000 UTC]

*bows* i always win

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zeriara [2003-07-24 23:27:31 +0000 UTC]

Winner is you!

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wrexodus [2003-07-24 17:12:03 +0000 UTC]

Which idiot?

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redrockwildcat [2003-07-24 15:56:19 +0000 UTC]

Two PVS on one idiot's userpage!

You are my god!

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lhclegion [2003-07-23 12:49:14 +0000 UTC]

*bows* glad ya like me.

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wrexodus [2003-07-22 15:16:57 +0000 UTC]

"go cry me a river, you've been smashed by lord horsecock."



Oh, man, that tingles me a lot....

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shanarah [2003-06-10 07:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh, Nice icon. Long live Cthulu.

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redfriskywulf [2003-05-20 17:41:13 +0000 UTC]

I like you!

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