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# About me
Personal Quote: bebe jeanlooke# Comments
Comments: 9
johnnypanics In reply to nybatteri [2005-09-07 05:54:12 +0000 UTC]
Once upon a time lived a Native American girl named... Pocahontas (you can replace that with something less politically incorrect when you find the time). She lived with her 5000 or so closest friends in a place we like to call Scottsdale. One day some men in business suits said "hey move we want to build a couple Wal- Marts and Starbucks where your buffalo roam so we will be able to drink lattes and buy concrete, goldfish, bicycles and cucumbers all under the same roof." Pocahontas said no and was shot in the chest. She still haunts the land she was killed on (also known as Johnluke's bedroom) to this day and her influence extends from DeviantArt to Myspace. All a girl could ever ask for, really.
The End.
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nybatteri In reply to johnnypanics [2005-09-07 13:41:26 +0000 UTC]
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nybatteri In reply to johnnypanics [2005-09-13 14:41:53 +0000 UTC]
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johnnypanics In reply to nybatteri [2005-09-14 05:40:06 +0000 UTC]
Um so I was all like "hey sup" and she was all like "nm babe how bout u" and I was all like "u know, just chillaxin'." Then she was all like, "hey have you heard about what she said about you?!" and I was all like "oh hell no, tell me biatch." So she was like, "she said that he said that she said that your aunt told your llama's groomer, who told his prostitute, who told her politician client, who told his wife, who was shipped from Russia especially, who told the grocer's illegitimate son, who was all like 'oh em geeee.' So then, after the initial shock and a few sips of gawd- knows- what out of his parent's liquor cabinet, he sent out mass emails to all of his homies, and one ended up being sent to my bf's brother's drug dealer's pharmacist's 12 year old paper boy, who has a limp. And like... he told me that you want to ."
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