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jadedtortoise
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[2006-09-27 05:53:24 +0000 UTC]
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 272; Deviations: 311; Watchers: 27
Watching: 58; Pageviews: 18928; Comments Made: 2456; Friends: 58
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Van Gogh, Klimt, MatisseFavorite movies: Amelie, The Red Shoes, Dr. Strangelove
Favorite TV shows: Arrested Development, Black Book, QI, Spaced
Favorite bands / musical artists: Aphex Twin, Grimes, Beck, The Stranglers
Favorite writers: Vonnegut, Douglas Adams
# About me
Slowly creating a legitimate portfolio# Comments
Comments: 122
You're super attractive... I'll see myself out now *_*
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HAPPY FRIGGIN NEW YEAR IN YOUR OWN TIME ZONE!
*does whip cream shot*
PARTY!!!!!!
ok but seriosuly.... i finished my fruit pic. look at it. :stare:
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Hehe, I will in a sec.
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Alex Alex Alex! My uncle threw away Dayna's number and she had just called during a huge fight with my sisters and uncles. i wasnt able to pick up the phone and i assumed i still had the number! Once i found out, i went outside to the dumpster and looked for it for about an hour. Yes Im desperate and since there is no other way to contact Dayna, which is immensely frustrating, could you provide me with her number? AHHHH! WEll, did you hear anything at Dayna's the other night when you guys were sleeping? >.>
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I lost my cell phone but as soon as I find it I will give you her number, I think Dayna just got facebook though she added me. 
Regarding that night, yes I did hear you guys making out XD I politely listened to my music after.
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sorry that you had to hear all of that. for me, it was extraordinarily delightful, but we were practically on top of your face. Do you think that prick teagen heard? He's a douche bag. Anyways, I hung out with Dayna again yesterday and spent the night again! I miss her now that im at home! Shit, I'll only see her a little bit during school and work ed is gonna be in the way... damn, im sorry im telling you all of this. i just dont have anyone else to listen besides Dayna, and she understands how i feel already. Now i just want everyone to know. Everyone in the world![link]
Longing
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Awe, you guys make a lovely couple. Teagan was completely asleep 
Anyways, don't feel bad about telling me stuff, I like hearing about this and that 
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good evening Alex, i was wondering if you knew Dayna's deviant? This message does come off a bit creepy, so understand this: i did not intend on it. BUT, i would like to congratulate you on hosting a wonderful Halloween extravaganza. I may declare it as a suitable and useful part of my time; the least of being wasted. Also, did i spell Dayna's name right?
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Lmao, yes you did and I actually don't know her deviant art
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wellz, y wasntu at skool today? i was lookin and you was hookin. idk wut to do wit you sumetimes. tsk tsk. but, thanks for not knowing dayna's deviant. cuz like, i gotta crush on her or somethin, but i want to get to know her a lot. i guess im a freak. so u start a new placement for ur job today, so find something we can share the bus with. anywayz, do u think id ever have a chance with dayna? idk... one track mind. fuck X\ well ciao for now, hope u respond tonight cuz i guess im eager.
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That's so cute! Dayna likes you too!!! (sorry if THAT sounds eager) I thought you liked Marina though... but yeah you definately have a chance with her.
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you know you love it
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Thats cheating! YOUR A PHONEY! A BIG FAT PHONEY!!!
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NO, YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No one has ever stood up to me before *twitches*
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Well there is always a first
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What did you call me?!
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Mhmmm, learnt it from your mum.
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Yeah well, I leaned how to do this from your mom! EPIC WIN!
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Don't you mean my dad? and p.s. sick you learnt that from a man!
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lol, no, your mom, she has a vagina, i checked
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well yeah after the sex change
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