effeliart [2023-10-04 15:08:41 +0000 UTC]

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KaidokJ [2019-10-16 04:49:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 12: Dragon - Shoulder Massager for Sale

Sure, it’s been used quite extensively, and it was the prime suspect in three murders, but none of those charges could be proven, so you have nothing to worry about. It’s also very expensive to operate, requiring no less than 11 sacrificial teenagers, a moldy corkscrew, and a box of half eaten thumbtacks, to be refuelled, daily. But can you really put a price tag on a deep tissue shoulder massage. Like, really, really deep tissue. Like, “Oh my god, I’m bleeding to death! Tell my goldfish I loved him, and please delete my browsing history” level of deep tissue manipulation. Now that is the sort of quality that you just can’t find in stores. So just indicate your interest and you’ll go in the pool with the other potential buyers. It shouldn’t be long before we’re ready to start the bidding. Until then, I recommend you keep your head above the water, and just try to ignore the bloated, floating corpses of all those that just couldn’t wait for this sale to start. Besides, we clean the pool daily, so just avoid them and you should be fine.

#HowLongCanYouTreadWater   

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SaphireShear [2019-04-25 15:36:35 +0000 UTC]

Hello there! Thank you so much for the watch and favs, your support means so much to me and I'm so happy to know you enjoy my work! I deeply cherish all the love and support I get from this awesome community! 
I hope you have a wonderful day!

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AgnosticDragon [2019-04-12 18:58:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for watching me.

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LoonaticFoxE [2019-01-28 18:37:09 +0000 UTC]

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other-mortals [2019-01-28 14:15:11 +0000 UTC]

haapy birthday friendo!!! whoohooo!

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BeckyAndMrBiscuit [2018-12-17 18:41:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch! 

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Caspariana [2018-12-04 16:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Hi^^ Thank you so much for watching me honey.

I am really glad to welcome you in my tiny flock of artsy birds

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kognia [2018-12-03 22:25:41 +0000 UTC]

hey,i just wanted to say thank you for following me and favouriting all my stuff.i really appreciate it

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RattoBello [2018-11-26 20:42:25 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for watching me! Your support means a lot~

Have a wonderful day!

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KaidokJ [2018-11-16 00:19:45 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in  The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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Grace-Zed [2018-11-13 09:05:03 +0000 UTC]

Hi. Thank you kindly for the watch. I appreciate it.   

Have a good day. 

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LoonaticFoxE [2018-11-12 17:06:00 +0000 UTC]

                for joining my howling pack~!

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oldfan1 [2018-11-11 17:37:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch and the fave

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LoonaticFoxE [2018-11-08 17:10:25 +0000 UTC]

                 for the fave~!  

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kishineyes [2018-11-06 21:53:50 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the watch

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MYPeanutGallery [2018-10-31 13:01:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Faves and the Watch!

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Andr-3 [2018-10-30 16:50:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch

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alistark91 [2018-10-03 17:09:00 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav

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other-mortals [2018-09-30 23:02:52 +0000 UTC]

why do you like satanic angels?

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LoonaLucy [2018-09-28 12:09:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the Rhett Butler fav!

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other-mortals [2018-09-24 02:13:32 +0000 UTC]

id love to spin with you

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