Seenthroughalense [2015-09-16 17:08:39 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU for the WATCH!

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ArthasElric [2015-06-24 15:59:52 +0000 UTC]

Your artworks are nice!
Keep it up!

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Pamphagous [2015-06-17 18:05:01 +0000 UTC]

ithinkyou'recutedon'ttellanyone

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Pamphagous [2015-05-27 06:28:07 +0000 UTC]

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

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Pamphagous [2015-05-20 23:16:34 +0000 UTC]

I want to take a second to talk about Zayn. You heard me, Zayn. I still get a hard left tit when I think about that boys smirk against my pirate ship. I met Zayn around '97 back when we both didn't know what to make of our lives. He was hungry, that I knew for sure. The type of guy that can take two penises and make them into a birdhouse. He was always calm, but so intense in the way he shivered his entire body down my Birthday Belly. And that was the one thing I could never figure out about Zayn. Where did he get all that meat? Sure, it was a large purse, and he was bound to carry some prizes items, but twelve hams? Where was that boy going with those hams? Well, last week we found out. Straight to Ham Heaven. And he will never slice again. Boo Boo Bird Titty Fucker. Celebrity is important. Ass Fountain.

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WaveGeist [2015-03-15 17:46:16 +0000 UTC]

oh golly thanks for the watch!!

welcome to dA uvu

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