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[2004-01-03 09:03:15 +0000 UTC]
"GimpyPoop"
(United States)
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Favourites: 54; Deviations: 55; Watchers: 9
Watching: 3; Pageviews: 5562; Comments Made: 424; Friends: 3
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Tools of the Trade: Canons, Photoshop CS2, Lightroom 1.4# About me
Current Residence: New Orleans, LA and Houston, TX, USA# Comments
Comments: 18
they don't call me Pappi for nothing....lmao.
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Oh yes, necessity of course. Have you ever taken a good look at a buffalo? The animal does not seem to scream, "Ooh yeah! I'm super tasty."
Poland... why not? We could take it in... oh... eighteen weeks. Popular support, we would need that, no? Something easily arranged, we can be very charismatic, I'm sure.
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I was so nice I posted twice . . that's what I get for trying to make "corrections."
I meant MINE, not MIND.
Pay heed.
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Heed paying... heed paying.
It's like what they say though, "Corrections made the high school yearbook slightly over budget."
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They buffalo is about as tasty as I am dainty. But there are claims out there . . . I have no idea where they originated, that we are both very heart-healthy.
We would only need initial, temporary popular support, mind you. Once your charisma has wooed away their thoughts of freewill, I will assumet the position as the ever power despot and reclaim what was never mind.
Do we have an understanding?
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Are these claims of heart healthiness true, or false promises like "all the greatest hits by the original artists?" I need to know before running down a buffalo.
An understanding? Yes, you will assume the position after I finish the wooing. May there be much success!
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I cannot claim the FDA has approved nor denied these claims of mine . . . that is all I can disclose at this time unfortunately.
Let's get one thing clear, I assume many and ALL positions - if you know what I mean . . . and I think you do.
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I believe I do know what you mean....
Screw the FDA, now we're getting to the real meat.
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I am glad we have a mutual understanding. If everything goes according to plan, we shall have our cake and eat it too.
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Understanding and accordance to the plan is the basis of any good coup-de-tat.
I should hope that our eating of cake together will be pleasurable, I find it comes naturally to me. Otherwise the only alternative may be exile, but at least I will have eaten some cake.
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I may not devour the cake with the same finesse as you, it does not mean the spirit of brotherhood is any less inspiring. This is one of the biggest misconceptions people tend to have about me.
Exile is not as devastating as your comrades would have you believe. I rather enjoy it, with the bleak, starved coldness and all. Allows me reminsce quite fancifully about my barren uterus and empty soul.
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I find that staying in motion, bouncing from exile, to fray, to exile, and ever back and forth suits me well enough. Bouncing from one extreme to the other perfectly fits my personality type, and keeps me well exposed to the scenery of both locales. One might question whether I would take up arms with an empty soul, I doubt I would do such a thing. All this, and a great deal of humble boastfulness is, as I've been told, a major part of my great charisma.
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Your DOUBT in yourself is surely a sign of your malleability to suggestion. I embrace this as good news as surbordinate to my demands is the only surefire way to my cold, black heart.
But this coupled with your so-called charisma makes me suspicious of your motives . . . tell me . . . when was the last time you wept at the sight of your mother's bosom's? I cried yesterday when I looked at them (your mother's that is).
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Perhaps I am highly suggestable... I often find my opinions are quick to change in certain situations -- am I being manipulated now?
Someone should be suspicious of my motives, for I am not too aware of what they are either, and such cracks about my mother's bosom will only go so far... and if I cried? What?
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Crying is often expressed as sign of weakness, but sometimes it is highly suggestive of an infrequently explored domain of manipulation itself. As a female of the specie, let me assure you, it is highly effective. However, since you are male . . . that leaves everything up in the air.
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Yes, very true, but as a male who has explored the possibilities of such "strategery" I have found it's effectiveness to be mixed. With women, the response is usually, "oh geeze, you're crying? Aww..." Other times it's "He's crying? That bitch!" Males generally have the "bitch reaction" unless, of course, sobbing is involved. Up in the air indeed.
One of my favorite questions is, "When's the last time you cried?"
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I experience particularly strong contractions of glee when the sobbing from men involves dry-heaving. Exploiting human emotions has been a very valuable skill utilized by all past successful dictators. I see you have taken expertly to this notion of world domination.
I am very pleased. Very pleased.
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They buffalo is about as tasty as I am dainty. But there are claims out there . . . I have no idea where they originated, that we are both very heart-healthy.
We would only need initial, temporary popular support, mind you. Once your charisma has wooed their thoughts of freewill, I will assumet the position as the ever power despot and reclaim what was never mind.
Do we have an understanding?
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