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fretwanker ♂️ [411435] [2003-05-19 20:50:41 +0000 UTC] "liberating buckfast" (Ireland)

# Statistics

Favourites: 11; Deviations: 22; Watchers: 23

Watching: 23; Pageviews: 9313; Comments Made: 1022; Friends: 23

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: dali
Favorite movies: waynes world1/2, terminater 2, evil dead trilogy, Clerks, donny darko
Favorite bands / musical artists: AIC, darkthrone, mr bungle, naglfar,pantera, stuff like that
Favorite writers: lane staley, neil young, Rory gallagher
Favorite games: doom 1/2
Favorite gaming platform: 1st person shoot em up's
Tools of the Trade: fender customised jazzmaster, Marshall amp and numerous other guitars and pedals
Other Interests: playing music, watching movies, getting wasted

# About me

Current Residence: Ireland
Favourite genre of music: grunge, death/ black metal and blues \m/
Operating System: xp
MP3 player of choice: my mini disc player, but thats not an mp3 player is it?
Shell of choice: what the fuck is this?
Wallpaper of choice: fuck wallpaper, use paint
Skin of choice: my own right now, but i'll eat your's, your brain looks tasty.....
Favourite cartoon character: spungebob squarepants, invader zim, allacard
Personal Quote: come on seadna, lets go drinking....

# Comments

Comments: 166

beefsteak [2011-09-23 20:46:22 +0000 UTC]

I like it,funny stuff:~)not bad for a galwegian!!

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clee-shmee [2006-07-10 02:43:06 +0000 UTC]

Fucking buckfast! Are you from galway or something? Cos we seem to be the only ones who drink that shite.

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fretwanker In reply to clee-shmee [2006-07-10 18:07:18 +0000 UTC]

ya i am, but i dont drink the shit anymore

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Indigo-squirrel [2005-12-28 18:46:18 +0000 UTC]

What part of dirty oul ireland are ye from?

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fretwanker In reply to Indigo-squirrel [2006-01-17 21:20:24 +0000 UTC]

Galway, and you?

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Indigo-squirrel In reply to fretwanker [2006-01-17 22:23:03 +0000 UTC]

im from fermanagh, deadly place... if your a INBRED FArMER!

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fretwanker [2005-10-13 17:34:17 +0000 UTC]

thanks, at least some people find it funny

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xcocainekissesx [2005-10-11 18:30:55 +0000 UTC]

you'r gallery made me laugh my fucking arse off
it's fucking hillarious

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VoodooChild939 [2005-07-27 08:10:10 +0000 UTC]

I like food

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fretwanker In reply to VoodooChild939 [2005-07-29 17:14:46 +0000 UTC]

flogging molly played around the corner from my house

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VoodooChild939 In reply to fretwanker [2005-07-30 05:14:51 +0000 UTC]

fuckin' sweet, dude!

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fretwanker [2005-06-20 12:45:18 +0000 UTC]

me

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ruinme In reply to fretwanker [2005-07-02 23:57:33 +0000 UTC]

Bryan

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fretwanker In reply to ruinme [2005-07-06 13:48:06 +0000 UTC]

how do you know me?

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ruinme In reply to fretwanker [2005-07-06 20:37:50 +0000 UTC]

magic

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fretwanker In reply to ruinme [2005-07-07 15:58:22 +0000 UTC]

you asked boyce or dzee didnt you

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ruinme In reply to fretwanker [2005-07-09 16:11:07 +0000 UTC]

maybe

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ruinme [2005-06-11 18:43:00 +0000 UTC]

who be you?

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lafora [2005-03-20 12:34:34 +0000 UTC]

Drink Buckfast and get fucked fast

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fretwanker In reply to lafora [2005-03-21 20:13:31 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah.....

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badbuzz [2005-03-18 00:49:27 +0000 UTC]

Add more pics... the ones here r cool...

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Alsatian-Schweizerde [2005-01-30 17:50:31 +0000 UTC]

Rock on fellow disciple of satan!!!

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fretwanker In reply to Alsatian-Schweizerde [2005-01-30 21:19:13 +0000 UTC]

\m/

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Jessica-Necromancer [2004-12-07 21:46:51 +0000 UTC]

so bite me ^w^

Ireland rocks, and you know it, don't you?

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HellOLittleGIrl [2004-12-05 00:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Hehe your strange it makes me happy

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fretwanker In reply to HellOLittleGIrl [2004-12-06 14:17:32 +0000 UTC]

oh god am i stange.....well, sort of

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RetinalMist [2004-12-01 09:06:36 +0000 UTC]

thank you for passing by page

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giort08 [2004-11-20 14:29:16 +0000 UTC]

Hey guy, Thanks for the fucking Fav!!!

Awesome

P.S nice taste in music, I like your style

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AppleDarkGreen [2004-10-27 15:25:49 +0000 UTC]

Actually The 80's had there moments, about ten years of them.

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fretwanker In reply to AppleDarkGreen [2004-10-29 13:23:30 +0000 UTC]

meh, they were alright

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jimzy [2004-10-24 23:05:31 +0000 UTC]

hey wankerfret, thanks for the liking of my avatar

but im afraid i didnt create it, it was the mental crazy yohan2, a fellow irishperson, be gob
he's great, you might want to marry him

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AppleDarkGreen [2004-10-21 14:56:45 +0000 UTC]

Reach out and touch faith

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dzee [2004-10-16 20:24:06 +0000 UTC]

OUTTA MY HOUSE

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fretwanker In reply to dzee [2004-10-17 14:46:06 +0000 UTC]

i'm not in your house


"you spin me right round baby, right round like a record player round round round round"

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wolfsilvermoon [2004-10-08 18:36:01 +0000 UTC]

hm, 18 year old male irish cheerleader... fascinating... -studies-

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fretwanker In reply to wolfsilvermoon [2004-10-09 15:40:17 +0000 UTC]

oh ya....

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juliet-vampiette [2004-10-07 21:01:33 +0000 UTC]

meh? hows d guitar going bryan?

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fretwanker In reply to juliet-vampiette [2004-10-09 15:41:27 +0000 UTC]

to be honest i havent had much time with that jail of a scholl i'm in and being drunk when i'm not in there

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OxPoppiexO [2004-09-30 17:22:50 +0000 UTC]

BOO!

Hi smelly ^.^

*devwatches*

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ballybrit-hardbeour [2004-09-12 14:34:16 +0000 UTC]

Hey bryan,go stick your head up a bears ass,thats all i wanted to say so,Bye Bryan.

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VoodooChild939 [2004-09-08 22:54:31 +0000 UTC]

MOO HOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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withnail [2004-09-07 22:43:11 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome! -i almost pissed my pants laughing at that

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fretwanker In reply to withnail [2004-09-08 14:28:34 +0000 UTC]

i didn't think it was that funny when i made it, but a good load of people like it, so i guess it's funny.....

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juliet-vampiette [2004-09-05 01:48:04 +0000 UTC]

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araiya-mintaka [2004-09-02 19:58:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the comment!! And Metallica rocks!!!

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child-of-the-grave [2004-09-02 11:55:24 +0000 UTC]

you fiend!! what purpose is your mis-quotation of opeth's master song 'the moor' on my dev page? huh? huh?
"pale touch, writhing in the embers"

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fretwanker In reply to child-of-the-grave [2004-09-02 16:10:58 +0000 UTC]

are you sure, cos' it sure sounds like tainted

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child-of-the-grave In reply to fretwanker [2004-09-03 17:19:26 +0000 UTC]

buddy i checked in the lyrics book !! but yeh its difficult to tell what the hell mike is singing when you havent got the lyrics in front of you!

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blood-stained-hands [2004-09-01 22:15:53 +0000 UTC]

i will stab you with a pitchfork called jim

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VoodooChild939 [2004-09-01 22:07:54 +0000 UTC]

His eyes they closed and his last breath spoke, he had seen all to be seen. A life once full, now an empty vase like the blossoms on his early grave. Walk away me boys, walk away me boys, and by mornin' we'll be free, wipe the golden tear from your mother dear and raise what's left of our flag for me.

And the rosary beeds count a ONE TWO THREE fell apart as they hit the floor, in the garb of black we must pay respect to the colours we're born to mourn. Walk away me boys, walk away me boys, and mornin' we'll be free. Wipe the golden tear from your mother dear and raise what's left of our flag for ME!!!

*starts jigging and thrashing about*

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