fredherring In reply to dweb08 [2022-07-08 09:26:39 +0000 UTC]

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dweb08 In reply to fredherring [2022-07-08 12:55:50 +0000 UTC]

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fredherring In reply to mewmew666 [2019-11-04 17:03:48 +0000 UTC]

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mewmew666 In reply to fredherring [2019-11-04 17:22:25 +0000 UTC]

ok i'll send you a note 

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fredherring In reply to stravXX [2019-07-09 23:39:02 +0000 UTC]

Ha, I made it! Proved you wrong!

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stravXX In reply to fredherring [2019-07-23 14:39:58 +0000 UTC]

good more for me. you must have gotten lucky because I know those fat cottage cheese thighs cant waddle fast enough to run away from a real cannibal

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fredherring In reply to stravXX [2019-07-24 04:07:28 +0000 UTC]

My excellent luck has always been the foundation of my long term survival plan XD

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fredherring In reply to stravXX [2019-03-16 19:56:54 +0000 UTC]

Lol, my body can fit in an ELEVATOR. Id have to be pretty big before that becomes a problem -_-

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stravXX In reply to fredherring [2019-05-06 12:01:37 +0000 UTC]

How about an oven?

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fredherring In reply to stravXX [2019-05-08 10:36:49 +0000 UTC]

-_- Im not sure if its worse for me to say yes or no, lol

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fredherring In reply to rossneilson [2018-10-07 19:09:12 +0000 UTC]

Aww thanks :"> I love hearing that people are enjoying my weird stories haha Although Im more scared that there are other people who think like me XD lol

.... oink T_T

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fredherring In reply to rossneilson [2018-10-07 19:09:43 +0000 UTC]

T_T oink oink...


(for the record the conditions of this bet only require me to oink until the end of the year, so enjoy it while you can x_x)

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fredherring In reply to Glorfindel777 [2018-09-26 06:04:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! You have some great art posted as well! The shots of women beside pigs or pork 0_0 startlingly alluring!

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Glorfindel777 In reply to fredherring [2018-09-26 06:21:28 +0000 UTC]

Thank you 😊 and I think fat women have some similarities with fattening pigs 😉

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fredherring In reply to Glorfindel777 [2018-09-26 06:23:25 +0000 UTC]

lol, I suppose we do have some T_T fingers crossed I dont end up like one XD

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Glorfindel777 In reply to fredherring [2018-09-26 06:40:24 +0000 UTC]

I hope you do not weigh as much as a pig ready for slaughter ?

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Glorfindel777 In reply to Glorfindel777 [2018-09-26 06:49:37 +0000 UTC]

But if you are so fat 🐷 beware of slaughterhouses and barbecupartys 😉

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stravXX In reply to Glorfindel777 [2018-10-02 03:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Dont listen to this sow shes delusional. She thinks shes just a little chubby but shes MORE than fat enough to make into a nice set of sausages and ham 🐷 The only reason she's still around is because she hasnt run into the right butcher to take her back to his slaughterhouse where fat piggies like her belong 🔪🔪🔪

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Glorfindel777 In reply to stravXX [2018-10-02 05:50:28 +0000 UTC]

Then somebody should help the fat pig to find the right butcher.

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stravXX In reply to Glorfindel777 [2018-10-03 04:23:48 +0000 UTC]

I would LOVE to get this fat sow in my kitchen! Before she could even start to try an talk her way out of it her overfed rear would be up on my counter. A few surprised squeals 🐷 and some heavy work later 🔪🔪🔪 id have myself a nice fat ham and lbs and lbs of bacon and sausage to boot. Shes been lucky so far but porkers like her always end up the same way. She'll find her butcher eventually!

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fredherring In reply to stravXX [2018-10-09 04:16:52 +0000 UTC]

That sounds like about as much of a nightmare as I'd expect our date to be T_T

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fredherring In reply to Glorfindel777 [2018-09-27 00:19:19 +0000 UTC]

T_T well how heavy is plump enough for slaughter? I definitely try to keep a careful eye open XD I've been trying to lose weight for a while, but currently I'm just a little under 220lbs -_-

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Glorfindel777 In reply to fredherring [2018-09-27 00:57:51 +0000 UTC]

Nearly 100 kg theoretically fat enough to slaughter, but 10-20 kg more would not be bad 😋

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fredherring In reply to Glorfindel777 [2018-09-27 04:52:29 +0000 UTC]

0_0 theoretically? *shiver* I think I'll take your advice and be extra careful around bbq's - and I'll probably avoid slaughterhouses altogether XD Although I suppose its not as bad as it could have been, if you're thinking I have a ways to go yet, lol

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Glorfindel777 In reply to fredherring [2018-09-27 05:23:31 +0000 UTC]

Although 220 lbs are not bad for slaughter when there is enough bacon on the belly and sides and enough meat on the ass and thighs. 🐷🔪🥓🍖

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fredherring In reply to Glorfindel777 [2018-09-27 05:51:04 +0000 UTC]

0_0 lets stick to the original plan and put the 🔪's down for now 0_o This 🐷 has some living left to do before she's ready to be come 🥓🍖 T_T

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Glorfindel777 In reply to fredherring [2018-09-27 06:21:32 +0000 UTC]

OK, more time for a few pounds more 😉😝

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fredherring In reply to stravXX [2018-07-17 07:11:43 +0000 UTC]

.... T_T ..... (oink)


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To anyone else reading, to be clear, I lost a bet so I have to oink on command -_- but I didn't expect that to happen in public comments, so I'm granting myself the right to add the context here as well. I'm still no pig x_x

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stravXX In reply to fredherring [2018-07-17 07:47:42 +0000 UTC]

whatever you say piggy Next time lets raise the steaks and wager that nice fat ham of yours. Say Oink! if you want to become sausages and ham and bacon like a fat sow deserves

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fredherring In reply to stravXX [2018-07-17 08:13:23 +0000 UTC]

........ oink


(in protest)

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stravXX In reply to stravXX [2018-04-26 07:49:07 +0000 UTC]

I guess you finaly ended up someones pork dinner. Id almost say I miss you but Im sure everyone agrees it was a long time coming. Fat pigs like you always end up the same place in the end. From what you've told me I'm just surprised you didn't end up spitted even sooner
 

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fredherring In reply to stravXX [2018-04-26 10:26:02 +0000 UTC]

*eyeroll* thats almost sweet by your standards lol saying you miss me XD although your optimism isn't exactly inspiring

I'm still around, I've just been too swamped to post for a while I certainly haven't ended up 'spitted' as you so eloquently put it

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stravXX In reply to fredherring [2018-04-28 15:25:07 +0000 UTC]

Im not sweet I just call them like i see them You may still be alive now but summer is coming up. Im sure youll make some barbq very happy And be honest youve just gotten fatter havent you? I know pigs like you cant help themselves

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