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[2005-06-09 23:00:52 +0000 UTC]
"Jess"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 22; Deviations: 14; Watchers: 5
Watching: 6; Pageviews: 1513; Comments Made: 37; Friends: 6
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Rosalie Matchett-ShortFavorite movies: Im Not Spacy, I Just Hate Space-(an Ottilie Short Film)
Favorite bands / musical artists: Brendan Benson, The Shins,Nick Drake, Aberfeldy, Damien Rice,Jellyfish, Owsley, Phoenix
Favorite games: Humor In A Box and occasionally a good game of Scrabble
Other Interests: Dogs and Lowrider pants
# About me
Current Residence: Victoria BCFavourite photographer: Pim Richters
Skin of choice: Epidermis
Personal Quote: Curiosity Killed The Cat
# Comments
Comments: 15
Hi.
Whats off the chain mean?
And id like to keep it up but ive been thru the deviant art search and google and ive run out of inspuration.
go on
[link]
for my older art
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upon first glance i was appawled at what you said about my ethnic backround. However, after taking some time to cool off and think things through i realized that wasnt the only thing u didnt know about me, and that maybe i should have told you earlier. For example I am 16 not 17.. you can even do the math if u dont belive me (NOvermeber 23 1988) yes its true, 16. Now that we have passed this chapter in our lives i think its time we get back to the more important things in our lives, stuff like my obsesiion with Milla ( i like ur favourtie ) yah u think shes hott
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i feel its time for me to be honest with you. My name isnt really Jake, its Jakob, (yah-cobe) and im not really native american, but am stricktly Croation. after several years of suffering in our native land, my family decided to migrate across the seas in search of better lives. We packed out belongings and lived in crates for several months about the ship "leau de neagua," Im sorry i did not tell you..
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WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME THIS???....SO THIS WHOLE TIME? ALL OF IT....IS A LIE!!!!!??!?!!!! Our whole relationship is....one big fat CROATIAN lie??? God! You think you know someone, and then they come out telling you that they're 'Croatian' ugh...*spit* (on you) I bet you loved lying to me about this. Yeah? Did it fall under 'Jake's Sick Pleasure' category? I bet everytime i'd bring up the fact that your part native american, in your mind, you'd be laughing hyterically. And to think, i was just in the process of making you your very own native american hunting spear (With fish bones and everything). I even started on a matching one for me, so we could hunt together. But, forget it i mean, you certainly cant hunt with a native american hunting spear when YOUR CROATIAN!!! Godammit! Let me guess, 'You were going to tell me earlier, you were just afraid it might mess up something beautiful' I've heard it all before. I don't usually write long, detailed, threatening paragraphs...Its only because, you just ATE up the first and most important rule of relationships and THREW it back in my face. And then WIPED it off (with the native american hunting spear i made for you) ROLL in it a few times, STOMP on it, make it into some PASTE so you can decorate your face with warrior marks or cayotes and bears or whatever, and then go and say something like, "Hey Jess, you girlfriend you, guess what? Im actually Croatian, even though i lied to you just for the heck of it. But i'll keep the spear because CROATIANS are barbarians."
Rule #1-'Thou shalt not lie to your significant other about your true heritage' Look it up, 'YAH-COBE' !.....I Hate You!
(Hey Jake, you...me...mon night-i'll call ya when i get home. I miss you)
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This actually does sound kind of mean, when i read over this....i want you to know jake, that that paragraph up there is entirely a joke
and your beautiful ethnic personality is the best thing that ever happened to me
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Dude jake, your GF just totalled made fun of your beautiful ethnic diversity.
Look how long that post is, jesus christ dude.. That girls got shit on her mind.
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Please tell me .....jake isnt actually Croatian.....
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i feel its time for me to be honest with you. My name isnt really Jake, its Jakob, (yah-cobe) and im not really native american, but am stricktly Croation. after several years of suffering in our native land, my family decided to migrate across the seas in search of better lives. We packed out belongings and lived in crates for several months about the ship "leau de neagua," Im sorry i did not tell you..
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somtimes i worry about u and what goes on in that head of yours
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