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[2009-10-02 22:43:30 +0000 UTC]
"It's always raining"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 670; Deviations: 22; Watchers: 380
Watching: 599; Pageviews: 60800; Comments Made: 2234; Friends: 599
# Interests
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# Comments
Comments: 1051
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Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it. Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why? Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot "But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure. Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE. And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite. Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with. Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!! Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect. And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex. Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".
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I meant to write pumaa but ok
Hope you come back some day amber
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I miss you
This is pumas
Itβs been like 4 years dude
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ill get you surfs up if you draw ron swanson
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nvm i bought it for myself and i cant afford another one
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i can afford nine months though
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......maybe if you read my descriptions youd know that Β i want baby mama dvd more than nine months dbvd....
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selfish..............
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FYI the manga i read is
Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living
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i just leaked all the air out of your chamber so have fun reading your stupid mange down there when you cant even breatheΒ
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This reminds me of a Conan O'Brien Joke I heard L . O . L Β
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i live in ar kansas Dumbo
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FYI the manga i read is
Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living
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Double-Post
But i do loveΒ
Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living
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Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living
may be a bit hardcore for a newcomer like you i would recommened
Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers
to ease you in
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heh umm forrest gumption heh
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Good Clean Fun: Misadventures in Sawdust at Offerman Woodshop
is overrated DONT listen to the know-nothings....Ignore
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Good Clean Fun: Misadventures in Sawdust at Offerman Woodshop
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i dont read descriptions i read manga instead
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If you come to my page ONE MORE TIME after this you'll be sorry i
i'm changing my rules in the rulebook
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wikipedia.org/wiki/led_zepplin
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I am NOT in the 12 oz. mouse fandom, it is a CRIME against CHRISTIAN VALUES that this GENERATION needs....12 oz mouse is SINFUL
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King Candy is also sinful and butt ugly too and he is for children what you are doing to him making him GAY is WRONG.....
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I'll beat you with a brick
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draw more ron swanson
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i seen the stamp on your page and decided to comment it
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Looked at your gallery and saw you have some amazing pieces, although your most recent ones looks completely different in quality. Are they troll pictures, jokes, or what? Just a bit curious since it seems odd.
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Thank you. SomeTimes I Cant Explain My Art.Β
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is the offer still up because i can and will draw you a gay clown...........probably a gay furby clown but
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Dude. If youy do that for me my head will literally shadder into 18million pieces of dirty dish rag and i will be so happy please draw it!!!!! PLEASE!!!!
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