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doghaloz
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[2017-02-12 21:19:55 +0000 UTC]
"unblock me BITCH"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 397; Deviations: 22; Watchers: 260
Watching: 111; Pageviews: 8650; Comments Made: 497; Friends: 111
# Comments
Comments: 201
um hello, i have a feeling i know you, are you downdoq?
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Wanna fidget my spinner sunglasses emoji
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DOES THIS NOTIFY U EVERYTIME I USE THIS BECAUSE U LIKE APEAR EVERYTIME I DO BSHSBDHENSJ
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youre so gosh darn cool im intimidated
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IT SYA S YOU HAVE CORE BUT IT SAYS YOU NEED CORE WTF
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dude where did you go holy shit ????
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where did u go
where did u come from cotton eye
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i havent seen your art in like, so long holy shit
iloveittt
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in
im so sad luca where ar e you
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BGHH dude we should talk more
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wait
but if
Your luca
And my cat is luca
R u my cat
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pffftttt i should've said this ages ago lmao
i love your art oM
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DRAW THE PEAR
BECOME ONE OF U S
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Awh, fuck. I hate that stupid clip with these fucking crackers, DRRGH-
Aren’t you tired of this happening to you? (OmnomnomnomNAAAARGH)
Ba’noodle!
Sully here with the ba’noodle, check this shit out it’s an eASY TO BEND noodle there we go. And it’s gonna help you stay, fatter, longer.
Mmmm, a bag of plain tasteless wheat thins. Just roll it up and keep that shit tight son.
Let’s see what’s under the hood. A deadly razor sharp wire, wrapped in ba’noodle technology!
It doesn’t matter how big or small your package is, the ba’noodle can handle it all. Even for all you chocolate lovers out there. Stay fresh to death.
You can always make your kids do it for you. After all, they’re basically slaves.
Use your ba’noodle on your bologna. Or your imagination.
Fresh foods will keep you nice and tight. Stale foods do this: (PLLLFFFFF). That’s your asshole blowing out. Blowing out your ass can result in anal leakage. Another problem solved by the ba’noodle.
Put it in the ba-pantry. Ba-pack a ba-lunch. Ba-pick-ba-nick. Of course you have leftovers, that looks fuckin’ gross.
Bulky clips make bulky messes. The ba’noodle is ba-awesome. Go on, get your noodle wet.
Ba’noodle!
I just use a bag clip. If you offered me a banoodle I’d have to say fuck you.
Ba’noodle. Oh, reminds me of my ex. There he was. I snapped his neck, so I had to get rid of the body. I got a garbage bag, rolled it up with a ba’noodle nice and tight and no one ever found out! Mmhm.
Ba’noodle is so fun to play with, oh my god. I mean I’ve had my fair share of big long noodles. Where you could play with it as much as you want and you can take it with you everywhere, I always have one on me it’s great.
Ba’dada!
You’re probably wiggling your noodle right now at this amazing deal. But we can’t get rid of ‘em fast enough so you’re gonna get a whole box of them, that’s right. $20 for 10.
Jaboody dubs.
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DJFJKSJ THS IS MY FAVE THING IVE HEARD 2DAY THNK U...
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Our number one choice is from the anime Lazy Town
Our hero Robbie Rotten directs his clones to capture Sportacus
with a net, but his clones mercilessly turn on him
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HSHSBHKCWEKHBDSCBHKDSCBKHSDCKHBDSVHBK
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Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]
Oh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]
Oh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]
Oh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]
Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
Again
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]
Oh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]
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THAT SONG IS ALWAYS IN MY HEAD I FUCKING LOVE IT THANKS
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