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[2003-01-31 03:38:54 +0000 UTC]
"made out of poison."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 27; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 28
Watching: 18; Pageviews: 7278; Comments Made: 1326; Friends: 18
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: meFavorite movies: a lot
Favorite bands / musical artists: whatever you are listening to
Favorite writers: me
Favorite games: Day of Defeat: Scource, Dead Rising and Super Smash Bros: Melee atm.
Tools of the Trade: yes.
Other Interests: Iaido, Kendo and video games
# About me
Current Residence: IowaFavourite photographer: Dave
Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition
MP3 player of choice: iTunes
Wallpaper of choice: Kayako, other things that disencourage others towards use of my computer.
Personal Quote: poison
# Comments
Comments: 208
i love you and miss youeven though you never get on this
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u r not fergotten dis is teh ghost i bet u forgot abuot me but noooo i didnot fergit about u.. ur gonna get it tonite i will anelrape u and hang u in the closete and o ya ill skin u
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Hey, just thought I would tell you that I fixed the spelling on Avalon's picture just for you. 
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I just put new adorableness up on my page!
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I AM TEH GHOST you cant get away from me dont worry i will take good care of u. and i aint liein u betR bieliev it bich becuz im ganna skin u in ur sleep while ur sleepin sometime tomoro u will see me tomorow
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o noes! i ca'nt beileve taht ur giogn ot sik nme! damb1!!!11
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So I decided to pick up the bagpipes and play in an 80's hair metal band dedicated to Star Trek. Girls love guys that can play an instrument -_-
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kimleng. i haven't talked to you in forever and ever.
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Look at my journal for today, you're invited to kick me in the grion, as is 5 of your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey yeah im here. Dude u need to fill this account wit something coz its like dead. so put somthin interestin on it.
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Hey yeah im here. Dude u need to fill this account wit something coz its like dead. so put somthin interestin on it.
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Scene 8
[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Halt! Hallo! Hallo!
GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are the Knights of the Round
Table. Who's castle is this?
GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard!
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God
with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for
the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very
keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see?
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one)
ARTHUR: Well, um, can we come up and have a look?
GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?
GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent,
you silly king!
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your
castle by force!
GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.
Thppppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed
animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than
reasonable.
GUARD: (Fetch-e la vache.) wha?
GUARD: (Fetch-e la vache!)
[moo!]
ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Jesus Christ! Right! Charge!
ALL: Charge!
[mayhem]
GUARD: Ah, this one is for your mother!
[twong]
ALL: Run away!
GUARD: Thpppt!
[ after running away...]
LAUNCELOT: Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
ARTHUR: No no, no.
BEDEVERE: Sir! I have a plan, sir.
[later]
[chop]
[rumble rumble squeak]
MUTTERING GUARDS: ce labon a bunny do wha? un codoo?
a present! oh, un codoo. oui oui hurry! wha-? let's
go!
[rumble rumble squeak]
ARTHUR: What happens now?
BEDEVERE: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until
nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
ARTHUR: Who leaps out?
BEDEVERE: Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh and uh....
ARTHUR: Oh....
BEDEVERE: Oh.... Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden
badger--
[twong]
ALL: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
[splat]
GUARDS: Oh, haw haw haw.
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NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Robin.... So each of the knights
went their separate ways. Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favorite minstrels.
MINSTREL (singing):
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,
And his penis...
ROBIN: That's -- that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
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HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not
appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: A what?
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will
return with a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
ARTHUR: Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
ARTHUR: Yes.
HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go!
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if i had yo numba then i'd call you!
and we'd hang out.
it was cool to see you today tho!!
<3
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Have you hooked up the *new computer yet? Fagalet?
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yes it is dope x3 yours up to i presume?
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hey wonderful.
i haven't talked to you in ages.
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KIMLENG.
next year i'm going to central.
and i'm gonna molest you.
and midget.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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so?
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!!
<3
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You wont molest me, you dont even know how to fucking read. <3
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No, but I am protected. You have stairs?
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eh <-- Alliance dwarf hunter on mal'ganis, (Coldain) eh, haven't been on for a good 3 weeks now though (._.' ) taking a break from WoW lol
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Lol!! /hugs you Thank you dude ^_^ lmfao. I think that was a perfect response to my ranty-ish journal
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so sit on my face and tell me that you love me
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Hang outs this weekend I NEED ARIDE DOWN THERE...for the love of god..i need a ride... HELP
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AAHH!! WHO ARE YOU!? Oh, wait. Iado? I KNOW YOU!!! What's up, crazy kid. Nice to know the grapevine still works up in this particular hizzouse. Props on the footnote, yo!
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I figured the guns n' roses would clue you in too. ^^ come by after teh holidays you goddamn crazy person.
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Alright, just fine. Heya, do you know what lj's deviantart page is? I need to friendly link him. Dont see you around here much anymore. (my bro's house that is)
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