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damnusernamesaretake ♂️ [15344026] [2010-10-06 10:02:25 +0000 UTC] "jeepers" (United States)

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# Comments

Comments: 36

Mobis-New-Nest [2012-11-24 21:42:06 +0000 UTC]

You hear the doorbell ring and go to answer. As you open the door there is tall casually dressed man with glasses and dark skin standing in front of you. He holds what looks to be a cake in his hands with a giant red candle in the middle of it. “Were you expecting Spartans shattering your windows? How about a Megatron tearing off the roof of your home? Maybe a chainsaw maniac kicking down your door or The Rock laying the smack down on your candy ass? I’m just teasing, I thought I’d keep my ‘Thank you fav’ normal this time and thank you personally myself” He hands you a cake and the icing on top reads ‘Thank you deviant comrade for stopping by Mobis-New-Nest’ “It’s a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake I hope you enjoy it, here let me light the candle” He takes a lighter out of his pocket and lights the big red candle which starts to sparkle beautifully “Well I’ve gotta run see you around flat foot” Mobis leaves but for some strange reason he snickers as he runs off. Taking a closer look at the big red candle you see TNT initials written sideways “MOTHERFU…” but before you could finish your potty mouth outburst, the cake in your hands explodes with cream and ice cream all of over you, the ceiling, ground and walls. You shiver and wipe your eyes of the whip cream and lick you your lips. The tasty sensation of the Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake causes you lick your fingers and hands “God that’s so good, so delicious but dame look at this mess, ohhhh mmmhhh can’t stop licking myself, get revenge on Mobis but first finish licking, mmmmhhh so good, gonna kill’em, mmmhhhm so creamy, so fattening, Mobis you a dead man when I finish, mmhhh so nutty”

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damnusernamesaretake In reply to Mobis-New-Nest [2012-11-25 07:05:41 +0000 UTC]

As I stand in my door way liking the cake cream off of myself on a very hot sunny day. I happen to see 3 very beautiful 18 year old (I'm 17 by the way) young skinny and attractive women starring at me. As I pause in my actions to look at them, I notice there short shorts, belly shirts and belly button piercings. They start walking in my direction. They pass through my yard, walk up my stairs and stand in front of me. with seductive smiles on each of their faces, the one in the middle asks me "Hey handsome need help with that". As I grin ear to ear, I invite them in. When the door closes they begin liking the cream off of me. I stand there as each woman has her way with my cream covered body, I cant help but thank Mobis for this amazing gift.

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Mobis-New-Nest [2012-07-28 01:05:22 +0000 UTC]

After closing your laptop; you lay back in your window seat hoping to get some rest on your flight back home. Suddenly you’re interrupted by a loud humming noise and you look outside your window to see another plane pulling closer to your plane. The wing of the other plane near touches your window when it suddenly ascends over your plane and the hum is now coming from the ceiling. Suddenly the windows to the plane shatter as gunfire from outside the plane begins to enter, killing many of the passengers. There are screams as the chaos ensues around you. You get up to make your way to a safe hiding place but people are pushing and shoving around you making it harder to focus on finding a safe haven. The door to the plane pulls off and men in black camouflage uniforms enter with guns in hand. Then one last individual enters. He was dressed and looked more eccentric then the other soldiers near him. His skin is Caucasian and hairless. His arms were bare and massively hulking. He wore a black vest with metallic lining; his muscular massive legs were draped in black camouflage pants with boots black and glossy. He towered over the other soldiers but what made him the most intimidating was his head. It was bald with pulsating veins. His mouth and nose where encased by an elaborate contraption. There were six steel teeth like cylinders on the upper and lower part of where his mouth was. It looked like a bear trap crossed with a gasmask. Fear grips you as his eyes meet yours and he makes his way towards you. He kills each remaining passenger in his way. You try to move away but fear has your legs immobilized. He towers over you, looking down he takes you by the collar and pulls you towards him with your feet dangling above the ground. “What…are…you?” are the only words the slip through your lips as you come face to face with the behemoth. “I am your reckoning but for now please save the fear for later as I shall gladly thank you for taking the time out of your impudent life to favourite a piece at Mobis-New-Nest” says the hulking beast. “General Bane, the plane is crashing” says one of the soldiers to the hulking man. The hulking man props you over his right shoulder “We have a long way down, I hope you are not afraid of heights?” he says followed by a sinister laugh. As you scream while descending hundreds of miles an hour towards the earth you begin to wonder if it was really worth favouring a piece at Mobis-New-Nest.

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damnusernamesaretake In reply to Mobis-New-Nest [2012-11-24 10:14:30 +0000 UTC]

Yea it was worth it. Ive always wanted to free fall. Though before he grabbed me, I only wish that I would have had a drink in my hand. All my screams of joy will definitely make my throat raspy, But maybe I should be glad that General Bane was there to break my fall after all.

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Mobis-New-Nest In reply to damnusernamesaretake [2012-11-24 21:41:57 +0000 UTC]

Splendid my deviant comrade :D (Big Grin)

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DaresX [2012-07-12 19:09:20 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav!

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NaruNeji [2012-07-08 20:45:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favs!!

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MariaVillegas [2012-07-07 20:21:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav :) (Smile)

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StealthNerd [2012-07-07 19:41:47 +0000 UTC]

I am most overjoyed by your kindness in the +fav +fav +fav +fav +fav ing of my meager scribbles. Please accept this delightfully dotty caricature of a much-beloved character as a token of my gratitude!