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chodonbow
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[2008-05-20 03:17:01 +0000 UTC]
"Forever Alone!!!!"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 933; Deviations: 26; Watchers: 105
Watching: 166; Pageviews: 22499; Comments Made: 1369; Friends: 166
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: CarnivalFavorite movies: Scary movie 2
Favorite bands / musical artists: Linkin park, My Chemical Romance, and Sences Fail
Favorite games: Dead Space
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade: XPS Desktop
Other Interests: Video games, Movies, and Deviant Art
# About me
Current Residence: My Own WorlddeviantWEAR sizing preference: Really fat
Print preference: WHA?
Favourite genre of music: Alternative
Favourite style of art: Anthro
Operating System: XPS Comp
MP3 player of choice: Ipod Touch
Shell of choice: Slug
Wallpaper of choice: Video game posters
Skin of choice: Black Fur
Favourite cartoon character: Chowder
Personal Quote: Use every bullet you have
# Comments
Comments: 667
am... am I your Mommy?
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i am the edgyest
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I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for 5Β’ a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.
I like monkeys.
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Hello! I just wanted to drop you a (late) note thanking you for following me from my old account to my new, your continual support as a watcher really means a lot to me! Thanks again, have a lovely day! :>
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But of course. I follow anywhere you go hehe. I always like to see more art from you. :3
keep up the great work and have an awsome day!
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Doood! Happy birthday, man! *noms on your tail*
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β=β‘Ξ£((( γ€β’ΜΟβ’Μ)γ€ <== This right here... TOO SPOOKY!!!!!
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Thanks for the watch! I pray you are both blessed and encouraged by what you see in the future!
~Kunzite
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no no no YOU have the best icon. :3
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*bites your tail* Happy birthday!! *is sorry for being late*
Hope you had lots of presents, cakes, fun and kittens!! >w<
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Happy Birthday Chodon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^-^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't talked to you in a while and I feel bad about it, should have struck up a conversation sooner ^-^"
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i told my watchers to say happy birthday to you buuuuttts they have disapointed meand i dont have many i guess cough cough
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF US TO YOU!!! WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY SO WE COULD PARTY TOO!!!
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Gurl you is so awesome!~!! thx again
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omg did you not see the emoticon story in this??! YOU DIED!!!!!!! SO DONT DIE OKAY YEAH
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I do now but you are too late. I am merlly the spirt of chodon living on in his da account. Booooooooooooooooo
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HAPPY BITHDAY!
I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT LET'S CELEBRATEEE
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thx
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You are the best Santa EVER!
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