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billharrison
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[2013-06-06 06:16:08 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 67; Deviations: 47; Watchers: 257
Watching: 3; Pageviews: 11719; Comments Made: 68; Friends: 3
# About me
Many years spent as a graphic artist, now doing fine art. Specializing in hyper-realistic carbon pencil drawings.My official bio from my website;
Bill Harrison is a fat, balding, bearded and incredibly handsome artist of international repute. As every schoolchild knows, his seminal 1912 work “Nude Descending Staircase with Cheeseburger” is credited with starting both the Cubist movement and modern-day advertising. His giant white “St Louis Arch” still welcomes travelers to the Gateway of the West, though few people know that it’s constructed entirely of Silly String and the filling from Hostess Twinkies, and weighs only 42 pounds.
His connection to the arts goes back to his childhood in the suburbs of Chicago, where he grew up in the same neighborhood as Titian, Rembrandt and Picasso. And although history books make no note of it, as a young apprentice he actually held the ladder for Michelangelo during the painting of the Sistine Chapel. "Beel!' Michelangelo would yell, "You queeta shakin' de damn ladder, eh?!!"
Although his fame as an artist is worldwide, many people are unaware that he is also a prodigious inventor. Among his more notable creations are the cathode ray tube, the Hubble Orbiting Telescope, Daylight Savings Time, and cheese. In 2033, he won the Noble Prize for his work on Time Travel. And he is still the only man ever to have painted a self-portrait for the cover of Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” issue.
He now lives in his hidden mountaintop fortress in the remotest regions of Naperville, Illinois with his gorgeous wife Joan, the former “Sheena, Queen of the Jungle” and his two boxers; “Hank, The Wonder Dog,” and “Sonny, The Other Wonder Dog.” He is currently worshipped as a god on several islands in the South Pacific, and in our opinion, justifiably so.
# Comments
Comments: 50
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Stumbled onto your art, excellent stuff, friend. Hilarious bio, too 😏👍
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Great Work! Amazing technique and choice of subjects/references!
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Wow! I'm in complete AWE of you! Your art is phenomenal, I love your deviantID too
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Hats off to you Sir. You are just an amazing artist. Brilliant gallery.
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amazing gallery
maybe I can get some advices from you
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Incredible work! Your ability to capture the wiry wisps of hair on the bikers...creates an amazing juxtaposition against the rugged skin and leather textures. wow.
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I just came across your gallery. Good stuff. We seem to have the same taste, because I could see myself drawing anything you have in your gallery!
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I have to fave you ! My god, that's outstanding. How do you do that ?
Please make a tutorial !!!!!
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Your works are absolutely amazing!! I aspire to be as good as you one day. ^.^ Thank you for the inspiration.
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Your work is fascinating and your bio is very amusing!
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Amazing work, and I laughed while reading your bio xD priceless
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Wow the drawings in your gallery are stunning, really really great work!!
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Looking through your gallery, crazy work! Most of them are perfect, look just like photos!
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Congratulations, you have an excellent technique as well as good control of lights and shadows and also mention the almost perfect control of the textures.
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Thanks! I like your work too. I have at least one (the toddler) in my Favorites.
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Read your bio on your website. Have you ever considered going into writing, too?
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Sorry... I see what happened. I replied to your first post with the comment I meant for the post above it, and then forgot to remove my own reply.
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