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[2004-06-21 16:41:04 +0000 UTC]
"Michael Wilson"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 19; Deviations: 62; Watchers: 13
Watching: 19; Pageviews: 9886; Comments Made: 299; Friends: 19
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: BromFavorite movies: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Favorite bands / musical artists: Sarah Brightman
Favorite writers: Lemony Snicket
Favorite games: Resident Evil 2
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: My computer, fully rebuilt with all new parts! Same Quantex case though. I'm old school.
Other Interests: Rocky Horror and Moving to Texas (pronounced TAY HAS)
# About me
Current Residence: In a two bedroom apartment with my fanboy of a roomie.Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite photographer: Lithium Picnic
Favourite style of art: Manipulation
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: Winamp
Shell of choice: Knoppix, but I'm forced to XP my life due to application conformity.
Wallpaper of choice: American McGee's Alice
Skin of choice: Fleshy Skin
Favourite cartoon character: Satchel from Get Fuzzy
Personal Quote: "I want a giant spider I can ride and tell to do my bidding!"
# Comments
Comments: 80
Guess what? I wuv you in that cut your heart out with a toothbrush kinda way
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~asmodaeus
Michael Wilson
is Deviously Deviant
is Male
is a deviant since Jun 21, 2004, 8:40 AM
has 2,222 pageviews
is located in United States
last visited 22h 50m 57s ago
Oh yesssss
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It truly means a lot.
*SkYe
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You're welcome, it's also my desktop right now. :-P
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Wha-wha-What is this? I am looking around the internet, which I can't do often, and I don't see a photo of your uhm...little kitten giving Dude a blowjob.
...I'm just so...so dissapointed now!
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I miss sitting in your house and talking shit behind people's backs.
Yes, really!
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Hi friend of Jeremy! I added you to my watchlist -- hope you do the same later.
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My name used to be Dark Sovereign. But I figured Asmodaeus was a bit better.
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No, screwing is what you do to someone over 30, fucking is for us young folk. Why do you think older people say "screw it" instead of "fuck it"?
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Could you just screw her instead? If you take away the definitions and just listen to the words, doesn't screwing sound like something you should do to your friend's mothers?
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Screwing is something you do to your friend's girlfriends, not their mothers.
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Sick? sIck? siCk? sicK? I think not.
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Fucken ayy!
Fuck your pudding and fuck your lolita complex and fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
And fuck, just because I want to say it again! fuuuuuuck.
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I'm going to sleep with your mother.
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Hey what website did you get the headbutting rabbit from. Ive seen it somewhere but cant remember the address
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I got it from a flash video for the band "TISM" (which is short for "This is Serious Mum") called "Everyone else has had more sex than me"
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~asmodaeus
Michael Wilson
* is a Digital Artist
* is Male
* is a deviant since Jun 21, 2004, 9:40 AM
* has 888 pageviews
whoooooo im cool.
I have gotta go meet colby (?) to learn tranny stuff.
Im scared...
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lol, his name is colton. That flaming homo. lol.
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oh boy was he gay.
it was fun.
how old is he???
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he's like 14 or 15 I think. I'm never sure about that one.
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i felt really old hanging out with them.
even though im not....nor am i massively mature either.
i'm sorry i was so rude to you last night.
i was nervous and my insides were flipflopping.
i just wanted to be good and for people to like me.
i think me being suck a bitch achived the opposit intention.
im sorry
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lol, it's OK. It's not like I had any idea what to really say to you either. And I didn't think you were being rude to me. You don't REALLY know me and you don't HAVE to talk to me, lol. And you really shouldn't be nervous around me, I'll be your best friend if you let me. < 3
lol, and I hope you didn't think I wasn't talking to you earlier because I was mad or something. I was sleeping. I didn't get to bed till five am.
You'll do fine, it seems like you really know the dances. If you see a role you're interested in, let me know.
I'll see you next cast meeting, if you need directions, let me know.
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lol. were nerds. but its all good.
im glad you didnt think i was being rude, cause i honestly wasnt trying too.
hahahaaa, i woke up at 2am today. im so sleepy.
I would love to be floorshow janet or columbia. Or magenta. sheesh.....i actually dont care, i'm up for anything.
I will need directions...but call me with them later on in the week.
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OK, hmm...would you be up for giving me a ride there? That way it'll be easier direction wise. Tell me if that's OK.
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yeah i most likely can.
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HM.. you're gonna have to be watched now.. take care
Oh and the avatar.. it's ok, alitlle funny. I like the sadness in the little bunny's eyes.
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It's the "Everyone else has had more sex than me" Bunny.
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I was reading some of the convos you're having with those two internet relationship teens, happened to find them after one of them posted on ^devart 's bot page. I'd have to say I agree with you, you present your case logically and with a great sense of intelligence, whereas they.. well, I cannot speak it.
In fewer words, I think you're right.
(If this posts twice, my apologies. I'm getting an error.)
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I was reading some of the convos you're having with those two internet relationship teens, happened to find them after one of them posted on ^devart 's bot page. I'd have to say I agree with you, you present your case logically and with a great sense of intelligence, whereas they.. well, I cannot speak it.
In fewer words, I think you're right.
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Thanks, I appreciate it. Some people don't understand why I can't tolerate stupidity, lol.
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Why don't u rot in hell you stupid soulless piece of shit, your opinion is that being under dog shit, get a fucking life you dumb fuck, you need to keep your opinions to yourself, seeing that no one gives a fuck if you live or die, you simple-minded weak excuse for a human.
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"Why don't u rot in hell you stupid soulless piece of shit, your opinion is that being under dog shit, get a fucking life you dumb fuck, you need to keep your opinions to yourself, seeing that no one gives a fuck if you live or die, you simple-minded weak excuse for a human."
See folks? This is why I love little kiddies. They're so original.
Here's more proof that I am a soulless piece of Shit, HEIL HITLER! I WILL TATTOO NUMBERS ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS ARM AND SEND HER ASHES TO THE SKY!
Wow, there's proof enough there to launch a small haulocaust. I think the new swastika will be mickey mouse ears.
Now, you listen to me you little punk. You want to fuck with me, be my guest. It doesn't affect me. It doesn't phase me. So your words mean nothing to me, whatever you were trying to prove by calling me all kinds of pretty names is totally out of your hands now. And here's a few names of my own, you ass blossomed little rim job gone bad. OOh, I liked that. Let's try another. WARTHOG SCROTUM! OOH! That was delightful! I love toying with your little brain
says, "Thank you maam, may I have another?" Mwa ha ha, little fucker.
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Lets all act like pissed off 14-year-olds.
Get a life.
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Actually I changed my mind, I dont want u to use my stock
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If yah need stock photos, u can go to my gallery, just send me a link to ur page, aight
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Yay for random watches! 
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Teletubbies Vector of DEATH
is pretty funny indeed
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