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[2012-05-12 19:19:11 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 309; Deviations: 59; Watchers: 10
Watching: 26; Pageviews: 5287; Comments Made: 1020; Friends: 26
# Interests
Favorite movies: love too many to count, probably Pirates of the Carribean, though.Favorite TV shows: Big Bang Theory, Once Upon A Time, Criminal Minds
Favorite bands / musical artists: BVB, Evanescense, Green Day, Three Days Grace, Rise Against, just to name a few...
Favorite books: Harry Potter, House of Night, Nancy Drew
Favorite writers: J.K.Rowling(only one whose name I actually know ^^')
# About me
As of May the twenty first, deviantART will be deleting ALL dA accounts. Not the plz accounts though. But just all name-wasted accounts, or accounts that we think are fake, or that are useless. We are doing this to prevent something that could possibly may happen in the future. If we find this message on you're deviantID, journal, etc. We will know that you are not a fake.16 year old girl that loves to draw, read, and write.
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✔ Mentally dating a character that doesn't exist
# Comments
Comments: 220
MICHAELAAAA!
first, thanks for the fave.
second, WHY ARE YOU NOT ON ANYTHING ANYMORE!!!!!!????? I MISS YOUUUU!!!!!!
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SORRY!!! MISS YOU TOO!!! BEEN BUSY WITH SCHOOL - HEAVY YEAR THIS YEAR!!!
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this.this is england's rage game. you should watch it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ny55x...
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I already saw it - I swear he made that game just to piss people off! The troll!
Canada: *playing AmpuTea* Alright... Just a bit more... Just a bit mo- WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ANYTHING!!!
Me: *sweatdrops* Yeah, England's definitely a troll.
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me: *dying of laughter* its seriously funny how the hand is disobeying pewds and he's just like "*CENSORED SWEDISH* I FU***** HATE YOU HAND!!!!"
(i will now transfer my sister to you)
hi michaela my name is salma my sister has been talking about u non stop and u seem awesome its bloody awesomer i'm a fan of hetalia but just got into it and canada's my top fave and your stories are coooooool sara's friend thinks i'm too young to like anything so she compares me to her life which was dull until 2011. sara's lucky 2 have u and i'm hoping to speak 2 u soon bye
[back 2 sara]
...so yeah, *pats canada's back* you now have a love rivaly. and angel, *looks towards you* if you touch my sister i'll sic a kinkajou on you, not to mention with the help of a swan, and a koala!
you:...if she touches canada, i dont care if she's your mother or sister, *whips out chainsaw* NO ONE TAKES MY MATTHEW AWAY FROM ME!!!
me:...*turns to salma* sis, you better start running. angel here once tried to kill daffy duck for being daffy and kissing canada. who had trauma and couldn't sleep without duck-proof nets covering his bed
canada: it's true, sara's little sister. daffy duck is evil!
salma: hey! i have a name! *hugs canada* you're funny~! *baby-ish accent*
me: *whispers to you* she's stalking my replies, help me
salma: i heard that
me: FINE. just go easy on her, okay? she might cling to canada for a couple of days, but she'll give you guys space soon enough. she's only ten, for crying out loud
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Me: *laughs* I know, right? And then his reaction to not enough sugar! Not to mention he actually ate his glasses! XD
Now, to the sister: Aw, thanks for the compliments! I want to be an author when I'm an adult, and am already starting on a novel, so I hope that I can get it published when I'm done writing it! 
(back to Sara)
Me: *glaring at your sister* If she acts like that one more time... *brings out hockey stick*
You: *glaring at me* She may be annoying, but she's still family.
Me: She is /way/ to young for Canada. She might want to try Switzerland, he has more of a lolita complex if how he treats Liechtenstein is any indication.
You: *choking on air*
Canada: *sweatdropping* Well this will be fun for the next few days... *hugged more by Salma*
Me: *glare intensifies* Not on my watch! *glomps Canada* MINE! *growls at Salma*
You and Canada: *sweatdrops* Of course...
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me: its funny how he was like "now now, this is how a true brittish gentleman keeps his cool" and then ten seconds later he's like " F*censored and such* *SWEDISH COMPLAINING* I EFFING HATE YOU ARTIFICIAL SHIT!!
anyways, salma is now into spain, which kind of is ironic how he acts with romano when he was a kid. anyways, she now thinks of canada as BEST FRIENDS!!! best best friends. close friends. not too close,but close enough.
you: canada got friendzoned. by your little sister.
me: yep. heartless aint she? just kidding~! she's nice, but also the biggest nag on the planet. seriously, she could beat austria any day at it.
canada: *into emo corner* i got friendzoned by a TEN-YEAR OLD!
me: *crouches down next to him and pats his back* well, look on the bright side, at least now you wont have angel stalking you like a hawk hunting for it's pray. and think about it this way, if america bothers you, she'll bite his hand off
canada: really?
me: yep. dealt with that biting problem of hers long ago...
you: *glaring at salma*
salama: *glaring at you* ...wanna a cookie? *serious face while holding out chocolate chip cookie*
you: why yes, *equally serious* i will have one thank you *take cookie without breaking eye contact* *takes a bite out of it slowly*...it's delicious *still serious*
me and canada: *pissing ourselves laughing*
salma: *suddenly hugs you* kawaii angel-sempaii~!
you: *holding back laughter* you did this to her, didn't you?
me: proudly and boldly *serious pose* now if you'll excuse us, it's 3 in the morning...
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Me: Then again, he's not British. In the slightest.
Canada: *nodding while destroying the AmpuTea kitchen* She's got a point there.
Me: ... Wow that girl moves from fangirling fast... *pats Canada's head* Well, at least now we won't have to worry about her walking in on us because she wants to cuddle with you.
Canada: *looks at me oddly* You were actually worried about that?
Me: A little.
You: *sweatdropping* Not in front of the 10 year old... *blinks* By the way, what happened to Mason?
Canada: *looks away*
Me: *cackling evilly*
Salma: *hiding slightly behind you* Why is she acting like that...?
You: She's a sadist.
Canada: I pity Mason... I think he's still in that corner...
You: ... *blinking rapidly* /What/ corner?
Me: *opens random door to show a padded room with a scarred Mason curled up in the corner*
Mason: *screams at the sight of me and tries to make himself as tiny as possible*
Salma: *staring from Mason to me* ... Angel-sempai is weird.
Me: *faceplants*
You and Canada: *rolling around laughing*
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I'll probably be like, stuff the bloody kitchen and all of the crap in it! I'm making tea my own way!
...what if russia played it?
Me: well, she just like's him now, and I dont think she'll be interested in a thousand year old guy who's got the looks of a sexy Spanish model ready to take the world by storm if not already by spamano fans
You:...she doesn't know does she?
me: nope. She's not even interested in other animes, just hetalia
Canada: thank dear god you haven't exposed her yet to whatever you two do
me: heeey, since when is RusCan a bad thing?
Canada: since the day you started liking it!
me: *looks at mason* ...you know he can't be killed right?
you: WHAT?! HE CAN'T?
me: yep, in fact he's got extreme healing skills, so whatever damage you did with that choking pear-and wherever you shoved it down- is probably almost gone.
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Canada: ...
Me: ...
You: ...
Me: ... England would probably die...
Canada: *nods seriously*
Me: Then it's best that you don't know my OTP...
Canada: *stares at me* It better not be me with someone in my family.
Me: *blushes*
Canada: *eyes widen* France?
Me: *wrinkles nose*
You: England?
Me: *shakes head*
Canada: *whispers* America?!
Me: *blushes* It's an adorable pair...
Canada: *looks like his brain exploded*
Me: *pouts* Doesn't change the fact that he'll be in pain for a while, what with the scar tissue.
You: *looks at Canada* Do I /want/ to know?
Canada: *shakes head*
Mason: *slooowly crawls over* Mistress Angel, I'll be a good boy... *huggles my leg*
Me: *looks at you* *points at Mason* Is this normal?
Mason: *now huggling Canada's leg too* Please be good to me, Master Canada...
Canada: *looks mildly disturbed*
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Me:...better not show it to russia
Russia: show me what?
Me: a game called amputea. It's a rage game
Russia:...rage...game?
Me: a game that frustrates you enough that you quit the game, but it annoys you to no end. This guy did it. *shows him pewds*
Russia: *watching it with sparkly eyes* its very amusing how he tries to make the tea
me: *pats Canada on the back* I don't like it either, we're on the same boat. *looks towards you* an incest pairing? Seriously?
You: what? It's adorable!
me: explain then how! And also, you never explained what the hell was red velvet.
Canada: please stop talking about this!
me: (i fell down laughing at this. Seriously, master Canada and mistress angel!?! Oh, this is soooo unlike mason. Not that I don't mind that much) *rolling around the ground laughing* m-mason! What's gotten into you?!?! Seriously?!?!
mason: I-i shouldn't upset mistress angel ever again
you: *crouches down to pat on his head* good mason!
mason: *leaning into your hand* t-thank you mistress angel
Canada: *looking at me**freaking out* he's kidding right?
me: she tortured him into submission. What do you think? the Worst, he'll probably do is try to kiss her hand a couple of times
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Canada: *glares* It's not amusing when the hand fucking screws everything up WHEN YOU'RE NOT EVEN TOUCHING ANYTHING!!! *rages*
Me: *pats Canada's shoulder* There there, we all know it's a rage quit game, it's designed by trolls to be like that.
Canada: *not getting any calmer*
Me: *sighs* *presses chest against his back* Please? *kisses his neck* Calm down for me~?
Canada: *calms right away*
Russia: ... He is so whipped.
You: No, he just has a really active sex drive.
Me: Read my one story, Don't Mess With North Americans, ( www.fanfiction.net/s/9417330/1... ) and tell me this isn't absolutely adorable!
Canada: Of course it is, I'm being protective of Alfred and Alfred's being completely moe! Even Japan said that!
You: ... I really need to read this story now...
Me: Oh, and red velvet usually refers to Canada/Germany, though Red Velvet Pancakes refers to Canada/2P!Canada - and that pairing isn't all that bad, either.
Canada: What is with you pairing me with people I'm blood related to?! And self-cest?!?! /REALLY/?!?!
Me: *shrugs* Hey, I wouldn't mind a threesome with 2P!Canada, that would be hot.
Canada: *Mind = imploded*
Mason: *huggles me even more* Mistress Angel is kind and merciful... I love my Mistress Angel...
Me: Aw, he's so cute! *hugs him* *looks up at Canada with puppy dog eyes* Can we keep him~???
Canada: ... Are you serious?
Me: Totally! *giggles and Mason huggles me* He's so adorable like this!
Canada: ... *starts giving in to the eyes* ... Maybe...
Me: Yay~! *glomps Canada*
Mason: *looks at up Canada* *holds out arms for a hug*
Canada: *sighs* Fine, but only because he's acting like a little child. *leans down and hugs Mason*
Mason: *wraps his arms around me and Canada* I love my Mistress and Master...
You: *trying not to die from oxygen deprivation*
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Me:...*turns to Russia* I sometimes wonder how you'd act if I did the same thing
Russia: first hit boob puberty, then we can talk
Me: so that's what its called now?
I read it. Needless to say, love it. Sexay manada for the win! Ah wait, what does he really look under that shirt? Hmm, *pulls of Canada's shirt* *eyes grow wide* *gives back shirt while blushing* ummm, you have mosquito bites everywhere
Canada: *takes back shirt and puts it back on* you now know not to pull shirts off people when told not to.
Russia: hmph *takes off jacket and also takes off dress shirt* what about this?
Me: *looks towards russia* *face explodes into a crimson blush and nosebleeding heavily* *dopey face on* sexxxyyyyyyy~...
you: *laughing* still, that threesome wouldn't be a bad idea
Canada: please don't tell me you're considering this!
me: *clings automatically to russia* there is no room for three!
me: a-anyway, you do know that once he gets used to you again, he'll probably try to escape, right?
You: but he's adorable!
me: if I told you he was physically 20 but mentally 50, and can get out of any war situation, would you believe me?
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Me: *laughs* Trust me, I was already a D cup at 14. It's genetics.
You: ... Your genetics are a bitch.
Canada: *smiles* But they're so amazing! She got the best of both sides of her family!
Me: *kisses Canada's cheek* Aw, thank you!
Me: *blushes* You know, most of those aren't mosquito bites.
You: Then what are t- *realizes* Oh.
Canada: *Scratches the back of his neck* She has more.
Russia: *kols* Canada gets quite a bit of action, da?
Canada: *grins and wraps arm around me waist* Da!
You: I don't need to hear this.
Me: I mean, I wouldn't even mind a threesome with another girl...
Canada: ... I'll take these suggestions into consideration. *winks*
Canada: That sounds a bit like Al, so yeah, I believe you.
Me: *huggling Mason* So cuuute~!
Mason: *thinking: Big boobs pressed against my arm... Hot guy hugging me... Could this day get any better?!*
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Me: *brings out imaginary gun and shoots your head*
you: *going along with it* oh Matthew I've been shot!
Canada: ...where?
You: why right here *points to lips*
Me: *faceplams as Canada kisses you* seriously angel?
Me: that's what I meant it to mean, since it looks so much like it
you:hmm, who should we have it with?
me: T.M.I. seriously. You guys say too much on public for the innocent to hear
russia: please explain which one of us was innocent to begin with
me: angel was, before meeting Canada, and vice versa
russia: not true. Matvey is not as innocent as you think
Me: *sweatdropping at the sight*..this is starting to feel creepy.
mason: that's what you think! *leaning in towards Canada's hands*
Canada: umm, sure *tending as mason starts to kiss his hand* ummmmm.....
me: *dying from laughter* I forgot he leans more towards men than women
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Me: *giggles* Hey, I'm not the one that imagined shooting someone because of their genetics. Besides... *depressed face* I'll never be as pretty as my sister is...
Canada: *kisses my cheek and hugs me* I could care less about your sister, you're the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You: *mimes vomiting*
Me: *kisses Canada and flips you off*
Me: Matthew is the son of /France/ and /England/, Sara. The nation of love and the nation that has invaded 90% of the countries in the world throughout history.
You: Wait... England did that?
Canada: *nods seriously* I can't count the amount of times I walked in on England and some other nation when I was a colony... *shudders*
Me: *hugs him* Now look at what you've done!
You: You were the one who brought it up!
Me: How cuuute~! *cuddles up to Mason* *gasps* We have more in common than I thought!
Canada: ... How so...
Me: We're both insane, we both love to torture people, we both lean more towards men than women, and we both have supernatural powers~!
You: ... If they team up... *eyes widen* Dear God, help us all...
Canada: *hugs both of us* Don't worry, I'll keep them from a killing spree.
Mason and I: *cuddling up to Canada*
You: *giggling* I'd be more worried about your bedroom life, Matt.
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Me: i still detest boobs.
Russia: you dislike them because yours are smaller compared to comrade's, da?
Me: *deadpanning* what gave it away Ivan?
Me:...I kinda feel sorry for Russia...
You: hm? Why?
Me: well, when you're great Britain, and you've practically dominated the entire world, its quite easy to eventually dominate-
Russia: *covering hand over my mouth* *blushing bright red* that's enough capa.
You and canada: *both thinking* there's something she knows that he doesn't want anyone else to know. We have to get that info!.
Me: well, thank goodness he doesn't like Russia!
Mason: you that sexy tall guy with the white hair and purple eyes?
Me: ...yes. that's him.
Mason: aww, i'd love to meet him!
Me: ...*shaking head back and forth really fast*
You: ooh, right! The last time that happened, mason almost gave Ivan a heart attack from what he did
Mason: aww, I'll be gentle, I swear!
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Me: *pouts* There's no need to discriminate against something that was developed as a way to start off a baby's immune system!
Canada: ... Wait, that's why boobs grow bigger when a woman breast feeds?
Me: *Sweatdrops* ... Yes, Matthew, that is the reason...
Me: *thinks for a few minutes* *grins wickedly* Oh Ivan~
Russia: *glares* Nyet, comrade.
Me: *grins wider* It so happened, didn't it?
You: *giggling wickedly*
Me: *nuzzles Mason* He's a sweetie, Sara, pleeeaaase~? *puppy dog eyes*
Mason: Pleeeaaase~? *kicked puppy dog eyes*
Canada: ... I'm staying out of this one.
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Me: being a chick is hard work, if you havrnt realized yet.
Russia: try fighting off one of them!
Me:...relax big guy *pats back* at least she won't chase you any more.
Russia: *hiding lower part of face and blushing like mad* I-i don't know what you're talking about comrade.
Me: guys, its best you /don't / know-
Canada: wait a second- ENGLAND INVADED RUSSIA?!
Me: ...gee Matthew, why you just put up a banner and scream it put on a rooftop with a bullhorn attached to a giant speaker?
Russia: *glaring* enough.
Me: nope!
Mason: aaaaaw, but he's so cuute!
Russia: what's going o-
Mason: *glomps Russia* yaay! Russia-saaan!
Me: *opens mouth*...*shuts it again*
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Mme: Yes, yes it is. Running around, hoping your boobs aren't bouncing so much that it hurts...
Canada: *facepalms* You had to bring that up, didn't you.
Me: Well it's true, especially for big breasted girls!
You: ... I hate you so much right now.
Me: ...?
Me: *dying laughing*
Canada: Well SORRY that I don't try to keep up with who has sex with whom in the world.
Russia: ... Can we stop talking about this now?
Me: *giggles at the confused look on Russia's face*
Russia: ... What's going on, capa, comrade?
You: ... Mason is being Mmason.
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me: payback!
you:...for what?
me: for having boobs the size of moons!
Russia and Canada: *facepalm*
Me: sorry i said that.
Russia: well, one more thing for enemy spies to,probably until i get conquered. AGAIN.
me: i swear i didn't mean it, promise!
you: are there even camera's recording this?
canada: *looking around* ...so far i can spot at least 10 in this room, a couple more mostly incognito, and they all look like the same brand.
me: you can tell?
you: well, they /are/ nations
russia: *sigh* great, just more embarrasing things to look sadistic on.
me: it's alright, be as scary as you need to be for as long as you must.
me: *runs hands through my hair* mason, get off him.
Mason: whyyyy? he's cute!!
me: i could care less if he had the most aorable puppy dog eyes ever. get off. now!
Mason: alright, alright. *gets off him* why are you so grumpy anyways?
me: oh i don't know, last time you two met, you almost raped his mind!
Russia: *deadpanning* nice choice of words Sara.
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Me: ... Boobs the size of moons? Really?
You: They're big!
Mme: They're only DD's!
Canada: *smirks*
Russia: *Sweatdrops more*
Me: Ukraine still has bigger boobs than I do!
All of you: *giant sweatdrops* True...
Me: *sighs* Please tell me those aren't American cameras.
Canada: ...
Russia: ...
You: ... I don't think they are...
Me: *looks at Canada* Why would America keep video cameras in our house?
Canada: Besides him still wanting to annex me and to date you?
Me: ... Point taken.
Me: *glomps and huggles Mason* Adorable~! *purrs happily*
You: ...
Mason: *huggles back* Hugs~!
Canada: ...
Russia: ... Never speak of this again?
You and Canada: Da.
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me: can we stop talking about boobs and discuss something else, like- oh i don't know- life?
you: ...
russia: well, you know my life.
Canada: and you know perfectly well how people still forget me
me: i'm gonna go check *pulls camera out of wiring and pulls out a pair of glasses* *starts to observe it*
russia: KOLKOLKOL, who's it for?
me:...america. like that wasn't a surprise.
russia: serves him right when he took my workers and made them work for his nation! and then they tore it down in the end!
me: that's because they weren't expecting you to basically stick microphones within the building, mixing electrodes that can send out signals in the cement, and practically hiding all the listening devices that could hone in on every conversation.
Russia: how did you know that?
me: they wrote in history *pulls out thin book called dumb history* don't worry, america's got worse. anyways, back on topic, what should we do?
me:...do i have to put a collar on the two of you?
you: *sweatdrops* you think i need a collar?
me: i know matthew wouldn't mind, wouldn't you? *looking back to see a daydreaming matthew*
canada: *daydreaming, whilst slightly drooling*
me: *waves hand in from of his face* helloo? *snaps fingers*
canada: *wakes up* wha-what?! I didn't imagine anything!
me and russia: ...*pulls grin*
mason: *thinking:I don't want a colla-* *looks at russia grinning* * slight blush*
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Me: *hugs Canada tightly* I don't! I never could!
Canada: *hugs me back just as tightly and smiles* I know you couldn't, Michaela. I know. *kisses my forehead*
You: GET A ROOM! *throws random pillow at us*
Me: ... ... ...
Canada: ... I didn't know that...
Me: Me either...
Canada: Then again, unless Al does something that affects me or multiple other nations, I don't pay attention to much of what he does...
You: How wonderful to know...
Me: Matthew already gave me a collar! *points to red leather collar on neck* And he's the only one that can take it off!
Canada: *grins and nosebleeds* Oh Michaela~
Me: ... Fuck... *runs off*
Mason: Why's she running...?
You: Because Matthew's going to screw her senseless.
Mason: *looks at Matthew* Can I help?
Canada: *looks at him* ... Only if you catch her.
Mason: AWESOME! *runs off* *thinking: I'm getting laid tonight~!*
((I'm sorry, I had to add that last thought XD))
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you: *hmph* why don't you and Ivan like to be all lovey dovey out in public?
me: say what now?
you: you and ivan are never romantic out in public. in fact, you guys rarely even hold hands!
me: i worry for spies. besides, my dad doesn't like me having too much of a relationship with anyone who's pretty much /not/ muslim.
Ivan: people are always looking for my weaknesses, she'd be their prior target if they knew.
Canada:...*stares at me* you live in a free countr-
me: NOT IN DADDYLAND.
you, russia and canada:...
you:...daddyland.?
me: the area of which my dad has access to and can move to, which is pretty much anywhere i go.
me: i just know these things. like the mice that like having several rounds of coitis and then die from exhaustion.
you:... ... ...
me: what?! i like reading, it's like my drug!
Canada: for one thing, books aren't drugs. second thing, what's the name of these mice?
me: yes they are, and i can't remember. also another fact is that women in homosexual relationships in (i think) the dark age were never prosecuted, while homosexual males on the other hand, were killed by the church.
Canada:...great, so if i gain a time-traveller, i'll knowto get michaela to change me into a woman.
me: *watches mason run off in your direction* ...he doesn't know how fast she can run.
Russia: nope
me: he also doesn't know she won't let him touch her
russia: nope
me: so canada get's someone to do his dirty work for him.
russia: yep
me:...*smirks* well this oughta be fun
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Me: ... I haven't introduced Dan to my dad just for that reason...
Canada: *seething at the mention of Dan*
Russia: Comrade, maybe you should stop talking about him...
Me: But I honestly feel bad about dating Dan, because I know that I don't love him nearly as much as he loves me... I actually don't think I love him at all...
You: ... I have no experience there, but that really sucks!
Canada: Then why don't you break up with him?
Me: Apparently he's been in love with me for over a year... And I don't want to hurt him... Especially since his first girlfriend only used him...
Russia: *winces slightly* Ouch...
Me: Well, homosexual women are generally more accepted by people...
Canada: Which I don't find fair at all.
Me: What's not fair is that people can watch lesbian porn, no problem, but once they want to get married it's like shit is hitting the fan.
Canada: Not here!
Me: *kisses his cheek* I know that, just using a modern example.
Canada: *sits back down and watches Mason attempting to catch me* ((Think roadrunner and wyl. e. coyote))
Me: *runs past Canada* *leaves huge dustcloud behind me*
Mason: *stops to catch his breath* What the hell does that girl eat?
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Me:...I have no say in this situation.
Russia: da.o999Me: also because it may have to do with the fact that I'm a non-empathetic person. I just don't have lots of lovely dovey emotions.
Russia: *lightbulbs* so that's why you haven't tricked me into any romantic stuff yet!
Me: you really think id even do that?
Me: whether you're a woman or not, in Kuwait they'll deport you if you are gay.
Canada and Russia:...
Russia: I know I WAS having some sort of anti gay stuff happening in my country, but not deporting the people.
Me: well, Muslims aren't happy with gay people.
Me: lots and lots of vegetables. And seafood lasagna.
Canada: better catch up mason, she's at the end of the street!
Mason: I'm going, I'm going! *runs out*
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Me: ... I saw a romantic movie trailer, and when I said that it looked stupid my mom said it was because I have an ice cold heart. Or was it because I have no heart...?
Matthew: *stares at me* You can be one of the most romantic people that I know - and that's including Francis.
Me: Yeah, well, nothing in Windsor inspires romance.
Me: *raises an eyebrow at Russia: Just /some/?
Russia: ... Alright, but it's not my fault! I can't control my boss!
Me: *pats his shoulder* I know, I know.
Matthew: *looks at you* Why's that?
Mme: *runs back to you guys* *stops and grins* MEEP MEEP! *Darts off again*
Mason: *collapses on ground* *gasping for air* She... Did that... On purpose...
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me: nothing in this country either. 'cept if you count that one guy that got deported from Saudi Arabia for having good looks, then that's the end of the line for you.
Russia:...
me: what?
russia:...is this why you're so obsessed with me and anime in general?
me: *shrugs* guilty.
me: wel,based on religion, one of the many signs judgement day is coming is the overwhelming amount of atrocities in our society today. and considering how many 12 year old girls want to get pregnant and have sex and twerk and fuck and drink for money, it's no wonder. oh, also because having Gay people is a large sign of judgement day.
Matthew:...so gay people are basically the end of the world.
me: well if you think about it, not a lot of people overrule heterosexual people in countries, so we're safe, for the time being...
Matthew: doesn't answer my question though. why?
me: well actually there's a whole bunch of gays in Kuwait and the only thing that's hilarious is that they're literally out in public being themselves (not hittin' on dudes though, it'd get them arrested) , and the government is doing nothing about it. and from what i hear, basically if they catch you in some muslim country i believe the penalty is being thrown off the tallest building in that area.
you:...
Matthew:...
Ivan:...
You: nevermind Ivan.
Ivan: da...
me: *laughing my ass off with Ivan* that was hilarious
you: *runs up behind him and scares back to the group* * laughs then runs off*
Mason: *GASP-GASP* WHAT DOES SHE RUN ON? DIESEL?
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WATCH THIS YOU WILL EITHER DIE LAUGHING, OR THINK "WTF?!?!"
[link]
Features England the gentleman, America the loudmouth, and Canada the invisible
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Me: *dying laughing*
Canada: I NEVER DID ANY OF THAT!!! IT IS A /LIE/!
Me: Like the cake?
Canada: YES.
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Me
England: what about me?
Me: oh, nothing much. Just watching a cosplay vid with m and m over here and it was about you, America and Canada.
England: what was the plot?
you: you get gangbanged in the end
England: WHAT??!?!?!?!
Me: wait, what cake?
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Me: You know the saying, the cake is a lie?
England: AS IS THIS VIDEO!
Canada: *nods* That's what I said!
Me: But yeah, watched it a few dozen time XD Totally made my day.
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minetoo, and i can't stop laughing since it's played to the opening of american dad (same guy who wrote family guy), and the part where england and america are about to kiss and canada breaks them up and kisses england's cheek *remembers scene and starts to laugh* so funny
canada: *looks ready to do something to me*
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Me: That scene was adorable! Did you see the look of absolute disgust on Canada's face in that!
Canada: *glaring at me*
Me: But when he and America were agreeing to gang-bang England was the best! The way England didn't even notice it even though they were making it really obvious!!! *starts laughing*
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he was in lala land daydreaming about america roaming his lands XD
and more than just his regular lands
canada: seriously, you two are insane
me: *giggling* good morning USA~! *mocking a really deep voice* I get a feelin' that its gonna be a wonderful day~!
England: oh, brother
me and america: "the sun in the sky has a smile on his face, and he's shining a salute to the american race~!" *dun-dun-dun-duun-dun-dun-dun*
oh boy it's swell to say~, *weird voice* good morning, USA-argh! *both laughing* *girly voice* GOOD MORNING USA~! *both of us doubling over in laughter*
you, canada and england: ...they're both so alike
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Me: *shakes head* No wonder they don't get along - massive egos that headbutt each other all the time don't tend to do so.
You: HEY! I DON'T HAVE A MASSIVE EGO!!!
America: *snorts* Says you.
You: Oh, this coming from you?!
America: What'd you say?
England: They're two peas in a pod...
Canada: *Staring* *slightly disturbed* *nods*
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me: YOU GUYS CAN'T LUMP ME TOGETHER WITH THIS PEA-BRAINED TYRANNOSAURUS REX! I'M FABULOUS!!!
you: seems as though they seem to be the same person
me: oh hell no!
canada: they even say oh hell no to the same things
america: OH HELL NAH!
england: she even has an american accent. bloody hell, people ever mistake you for an american?
me: no, but someone thought i was christian, probably because of my nationality. but seriously, I'M PALESTINIAN!!! NOT A SINGLE DROP OF AMERICAN BLOOD!!
america: YOU MUST BE BEWITCHED!!!
me: *stomps on his head* I GO TO AMERICAN SCHOOLS WITH AMERICAN TEACHERS TEACHING US THINGS ABOUT AMERICA EVEN THOUGH IT'S HISTORY HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE EXTREMELY /USELESS/ TO LEARN!!! NOT TO MENTION THAT WITH MY GRADES I'M PRACTICALLY ALMOST ABOVE AVERAGE IN HALF OF THE GRADE SUBJECTS!!
england: bloody hell she's turning into a miniature version of the yankee
canada: we'll have to bring her to canada
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Me: I'm just waiting to Sara to glitterize America.
Canada: ... Glitterize...?
Me: *holds up bucket of rainbow glitter* To prove the fabulousness of it all. *throws it in the air*
England: ... *watches as Canada and I are coated head to toe in rainbow glitter*
You: *distracted to the sparkles* FABULOUSNESS!
Poland: *pops in and place random pink bow on my head* NOW she is eternally fabulous. *disappears*
America: ... What just happened...?
England: I have no idea...
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me: hhhmmmm...glitterize...*looks at america* *grins as he has that "oh,shit" look on his face* *takes one step forward*
america: *takes one step back* breaks out into a run as i pull out a giant bucket of purple glitter and is running after him*
me: HOLD STILL OR ELSE IT'LL HURT!
america: HOW CAN SPARKLES HURT ME?!?!?
me: BY THE PERSON CARRYING THEM JUMPING ON YOU! *jumps on his back to make him fall then jumps off quickly to dump all the purple sparkles on him*
*pulls out another bucket of shiny dark purple glitter and dump it on myself* NOW I AM ALSO THE ROYAL FABULOUS QUEEN OF PURPLE!
poland: *reappears and put a purple bow on my head* there ya go. *disappears once again*
america: *groaning* how am i gonna get this off?
me: don't worry. rebecca will love her boyfriend shining like a bloody diamond cut in trillions of places
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England: ... I think I'll - *is covered in green glitter* ... Of course.
Me: *gasps* We must glitterize the rest of the world now!
You: *jumping up and down like an excited schoolgirl* YEAH!!!
Canada: *backing away* Poland, what did you do to them?!
Poland: *pops back in* I did nothing, they did this all on their own... *puts a silver bow on Canada's head*
Canada: ... /Really/?
Poland: Really. *disappears again*
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me: *sees poland put a bow on canada's head*... bows suit you matt. you should try them on more often
canada: *peeved* i will not thank you very much
me: come to think of it- angel, isn't england tsundere?
england: what? what the bloody hell is a tsundere?!
you: hmmm, you have a point there. he /is/ the type to be hard on the outside but nicer on the inside
england: what the-
me: WE MUST SHW HIM HIS OWERS OF THE TSUNDERE! QUICKLY! TO FRANCE'S PLACE! THAT'LL GET HIM THERE!
you: *quickly ties up england and is running out the door carrying him over your head*
england: W-WHAT THE HELL?!!?! WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?! AND WHERE ARE WE GOING?!?!?!
russia: *walks in as me and you leave through the door* did i miss something?
canada: ya missed the glitter buckets, and poland putting bows on everyone, and sara bringing shame to america's figure
russia: awww, my little girl never ceases to amaze me~!
america: *heard that* *dumps bucket of silver glitter on russia's head* PAYBACK COMMIE SUK-AAAAaAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAAAHHHHHHH! *gets tossed to the other side of the room*
russia: your brother is seriously infuriating sometimes matvey *wiping hands of imaginary dust*
poland: *appears again and secretly puts red bow on his head* *disappears quickly*
russia: *staring at canada who is now trying to contain his laughter*...what?
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Canada: Oh, no, it's nothing... Nothing at all... *trying really hard not to laugh and failing*
Russia: ... I don't think you're telling the truth, Matvey.
Canada: Don't worry, it's nothing that doesn't look good!
Russia: *raises as eyebrow*
Canada: I'm pans, remember?
Russia: Oh, da, da. Sorry, it's just that you're with comrade so often it's easy to forget.
America: *trying to get lower body out of wall* ... A little help, guys?
Canada and Russia: Nyet.
America: ... You two suck.
Canada: *grins* No, our girlfriends all do.
America and Russia: ...
America: Did... Mattie just make a sex joke...? *Tears up from joy* I thought this day would never come!
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Canada: russia, you have full permission to get out your pipe and do whatever you want to my brother.
Russia: Da? Well then, oh amerika~
America: *trying to get free* MATTIE HOW COULD YOU??!?! I WAS PRAISING YOU!!!
Canada: in a way unnecessary.
((10 minutes later))
me and you: *both walk to the door to find Canada and Russia talking while America is still stuck inside the wall, but is bloodied*
me: *notices America* hey matt, what happened?
You: *notices bow on Russia's head* umm, Ivan, how did you get glitter on you? *pretending there is no bow*
Canada: *trying to contain his laughter*
Russia: well, amerika there shoved it on my head while I was talking to matvey, Da? And then I felt someone come up to me and do something but I feel no difference. Is there something on my head by any chance?
me: *trying not to laugh* yeah, there is, but its adorable!
Russia: what?
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Me: *giggling slightly* Aw, he looks so cute like that! Do we have to tell him?
You: Wait, waaaiiit, *gives Russia a sunflower to hold* THERE! *takes photo*
Russia: Can you tell me now?
Me: *grabs Canada and runs off*
You: *glaring at my back* TRAITOR!
Me: *laughing as I run away*
You: *turns to Russia and smile sweetly* Well, it's nothing bad, it's just... There's a bow on your head...
Russia: *reaches up and takes it off* ... And why did you not want to tell me?
You: Ah, because you looked cute? *uke face*
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Russia: *deadpanning* me. The biggest nation in the world alongside the fact I'm bigger than anyone else. Me. /cute/
me: no, not cute. ADORABLE!!!! *glomps with so much force that I knock us both down* so cuuuuuuuuute!!
Russia: I guess we've registered that, can you let me go?
me: Nyet~ you can try to get me off you
russia: *reaches up and kisses cheek* *easily pulls of a very red me* hmph, too easy
me: *covering cheek* umm, umm, umm, I,I,I,I,I,I...*runs in the direction you ran* MICHAELA AND MATTHEW YOU GUYS ARE DEAD WHEN I GET YOU!!!! *leaves russia to chase behind me*
((You and Canada))
You: now, who is our next victim?
Canada: let's start with Ukraine, then Belarus, then-
you: then we get France!
Canada: yes, we'll get France too
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Me: *cackling* THE WORLD WILL BECOME FABULOUS~! Right, Poland?
Poland: *pops up next to me with a bucket full of bows* Right!
Me: *gasps* And we /must/ get England!
Canada: Maybe we should get Prussia, too?
Poland: *gasps* Revenge on him for bullying Lithuania when we were younger!
Me: *grabs black glitter and red ribbon* Revenge will be so sweet...
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(operation sparkles and fabulous commences)
(england)
England: gaah, now how in hell will I get all these bloody sparkles off?
You: why, you keep them! *jumps from behind and slaps on green bow on his head*
England: what the bloody- oi! Get back here angel! *chasing behind you*you: *laughing hard* *runs away from England*
(next up, germany)
Germany: *taking a break from jogging* *sweaty* phew, alright, after this break i'll jog ten more laps
Canada: *sneaks up behind him* *dumps a mixture of yellow, black and red glitter on him* *gets picked up and thrown in front of Germany*
Germany: *taken back a little bit* who are you?! And why did you just dump...*motions glitter*
Canada: *scowls* I'm Canada, needless to say. Anyways, we are glittering the whole world and a little extra bow to go along with it
you: *sneaks up to Germany and adds bow that has German flag on it*
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(Now, Prussia)
Prussia: *sees me walking up to him* Kesesese, does the pretty little angel want a taste of my 5 metres?
Canada: *dumps a ton of glitter on him, completely pissed off* No, no she doesn't.
Prussia: *looking at himself* This isn't a German Sparkle Party!
Me: No, we're just trying to make the world fabulous. *punches Prussia and slams the red bow on his head*
Poland: *cheering from the sidelines* Go Angel!
Me: *grins at him* I love that outfit!
Poland: *does a pose* Really? I just thought it was super cute and had to wear it! *is wearing a sparkly black and red cheerleader outfit*
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(Lithuania)
Lithuania: *sighs as he finishes housework* I'll just have some tea-*gets bucket filled with colors of the flag dumped on him*
Poland: *pulls bucket off his head* *puts on Lithuanian flag bow on his head*
Lithuania: po-poland?
Poland: yep liet, and you now have been made fabulous! Bye!
Lithuania:...been made fabulous?
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