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Comments: 75
Give-a-little [2018-01-20 16:16:10 +0000 UTC]
Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to join a challenge? It is where you post motivation pictures and quotes at least once a day! You don't have to post everyday, but as often as you can! If you want to, post in on the comments on my sight!
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FoxWriter2 [2016-12-27 16:30:58 +0000 UTC]
Here Alan - found something you might enjoy~
www.youtube.com/watch?annotatiβ¦
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2016-12-27 18:05:54 +0000 UTC]
Ah, I remember this!Β Β There is also the school roll-call, which he did and which is also very funny indeed.
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2016-12-27 18:19:45 +0000 UTC]
You mean the one where he called out names like "Anus, Bottom, Myprick, Rigid, Fistup, Ontop"?
I'm wondering if I should play a prank on some people...
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2016-12-28 12:48:14 +0000 UTC]
Orifice, Under-Manager, Nibble, Zygote, Zob....Β in a very sarcastic voice.....
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2016-12-30 08:54:05 +0000 UTC]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7OxTxβ¦
"If you fall asleep Ontop, I shall be very annoyed."
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2016-12-30 15:18:57 +0000 UTC]
Hah!Β Β Β Β That is how English schoolmasters are - ironic!
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2017-01-05 16:38:25 +0000 UTC]
Yes - really. Very..
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2017-01-05 22:46:01 +0000 UTC]
I wish I had teachers like that ._.
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2017-01-06 15:07:42 +0000 UTC]
Not always - the receiving end is not a nice place.......
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2017-01-07 12:33:55 +0000 UTC]
They learn it from an ancient tome: the famous Sarcasticon Anglorum.
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2017-01-07 15:39:31 +0000 UTC]
What have they benefitted from this magnificent masterpiece?
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2017-01-08 12:49:29 +0000 UTC]
It teaches them how to turn even a banal thing like school roll call into an artform of applied irony...
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2017-01-09 10:03:52 +0000 UTC]
All Rowan Atkinson is doing is exaggerating slightly.Β They really ARE like that......
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2017-01-09 10:05:31 +0000 UTC]
I just knew I was missing something growing up xD
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2017-01-09 16:03:37 +0000 UTC]
We ALL miss biting sarcarm... I mean - who wouldn't...?
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2017-01-09 22:39:13 +0000 UTC]
Yes but sarcasm? I didn't think anyone would miss that xD
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2017-01-10 13:35:03 +0000 UTC]
Call it irony. Sounds better.
And it was funny.
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2016-01-23 18:59:46 +0000 UTC]
And he is posting again - and both those things make me glad!
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FoxWriter2 [2015-03-22 15:48:04 +0000 UTC]
Greetings fellow human!
How have you been lately?Has everything been good?
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-23 15:44:39 +0000 UTC]
Yes, all is well, thank you, O vulpine one!Β
I was away for some days at the coast to enjoy a break.
I hope that all is well with you too.
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-03-23 16:19:48 +0000 UTC]
Good to know!Hope you enjoyed your break,sounds lovely.
All is messed up but I'll survive.
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-23 19:40:09 +0000 UTC]
Thank; yes, it was fun. Nice to get away in the spring sunshine.
Messed up? Oh dear me....Β I am sure that certain people are giving you guidance to help you resolve it.
Surviving is good. Very good.
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-03-24 04:31:39 +0000 UTC]
Take me with you!
I can barbecue
I hope because things just got even worse!
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-24 16:05:41 +0000 UTC]
But - I just got back.....
I do like barbecued sausages.
Worse? Oh my, no... I hope not....
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-24 16:12:24 +0000 UTC]
Nice sausage...
So, what's with the cat....?Β Β Β looks like epilepsy.....
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-03-24 16:50:06 +0000 UTC]
Hotdogs...I like them too...
Nah it's just really cranky with folks who try to annoy him.Which makes sense...
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-24 23:04:52 +0000 UTC]
I prefer real sausages, personally. Franks are limp.
Ah, I see. Maybe he wants to be the white cat of a Bond villain, but cannot get the break?
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-03-25 11:00:28 +0000 UTC]
Then I guess I won't be barbecuing for you xD
Sounds like a certain someone that has a lot of shit on her hands to deal with right now...
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-25 12:23:33 +0000 UTC]
Can one BBQ franks....?
Hmmm. That does not sound good; are you being given any advice/help/guidance?Β I hope so.
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-03-25 15:32:45 +0000 UTC]
Why not?I'm the one forced to do the cooking no matter which barbecue I've been to.
I must have already earned a badge for it!
Of course you can BBQ franks,it's how well you want it done
I'm kind of waiting on that to happen because I'm all out of options...
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-25 18:25:29 +0000 UTC]
I take your word for it...
We are thinking of the same man, I imagine.Β I hope that he will be around again soon and can help you.
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-03-25 18:28:36 +0000 UTC]
Doesn't matter where I cook,it somehow turns out okay ._.
Must be some kind of magic xD
I hope as well,I wonder what adventure he's on this time...
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-26 18:28:15 +0000 UTC]
There you are, see - more magic ! (even if it is only flying Frankfurters....)
Eternia needs a lot of saving, so it seems......Β I hope he will return and help you soon.
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-03-27 03:53:07 +0000 UTC]
Amazing,now they fly and perform tricks xD
We all so readily acknowledge him as He-Man xD
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-27 22:24:55 +0000 UTC]
Monty Python's Flying Sausage Circus.....
I was just guessing; maybe I guessed right and he IS!
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-03-28 03:28:23 +0000 UTC]
Oh my god the first thing that came into my mind was Flying Sausagefest Circus xD
A real He-Man?That is kinda interesting xD
I wonder how he shifts from Adam to so xD
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-28 14:08:17 +0000 UTC]
And a big foot coming down.....
Maybe this one does not have to hide himself and simply is as he is. Maybe he is past the stage of needing to be Adam?
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-03-28 14:35:00 +0000 UTC]
Yeti invasion already?It's not even 2020 xD
Perhaps that is so xD
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-03-31 19:39:58 +0000 UTC]
A Python foot!
Yes - maybe.......
He said that he would not be gone long this time.
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-04-01 03:31:24 +0000 UTC]
A python foot?In this century I doubt that's actually possible xD
Sure they will keep growing in size until death without stopping but I don't think they will morph to grow legs xD
Yeah,I wonder about that...
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alanfergant In reply to FoxWriter2 [2015-04-01 11:22:35 +0000 UTC]
A MONTY Python foot.......
I doubt that he would lie to us.
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FoxWriter2 In reply to alanfergant [2015-04-01 11:28:03 +0000 UTC]
Now you got me wondering if this is some kind of April Fool's joke...
With that understanding,I kind of think it is.
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