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[2005-01-16 11:58:14 +0000 UTC]
"knows how to cook!"
(New Zealand)
# Statistics
Favourites: 143; Deviations: 21; Watchers: 391
Watching: 63; Pageviews: 49741; Comments Made: 7586; Friends: 63
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Peter de Seve, Josef Palecek, Steve Purcell, Jean-Jacques Sempé, Shaun TanFavorite movies: 80s films (BTTF series, IJ series, GhostBusters, Gremlins...)spirited away, amelie, city of god etc
Favorite bands / musical artists: Myself in the shower - every morning
Favorite writers: Jack Handey
Favorite games: Monkey Island, and Sam and Max
Tools of the Trade: Teeth
Other Interests: Food & art
# About me
Should you wish to contact me urgently because you've just tasted the most heavenly pizza, or would like to know more about my long walks on the beach, leave a message and I'll get back to you next year.Most of my recent work is in my sketchbook and I will not share with you internet fools!
# Comments
Comments: 1035
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I would destroy you if I didn't fuicking lo0ve you so much. How many of these DevainatArt fools can replicate my bare, burning love for you and your sick comrade-in-arms?? The answer, I shall provide for you: NO FUCKING ONE.
Can you drink whiskey, A4anner? Can you tolerate drunken antix? I offer you all this and more.
Come and tell me how to use a wacom tablet. Come and tell me how many shots I should drink. Come and tel;l me how to run my guns you ridiculous fool...
Hey, have you ever fought someone at least twice you sixe? Come and spar with me. Learn how to fight a big dude who isn't already trying to kill you. I offer you this, plus a ton of other forbidden knowldedgse. Wanna learn how to make ababy laugh? Wanna learn how to do a carthweel? I used to be able to do a cartwheel, when I was younger. I'll break a fuckin' rib for you, I don't give a shit. Let's makwe historyy
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This sounds like it must've been a very good/ bad night. What did this to you? I'm not sure which questions I need to answer, so I'll just randomly pick one.
Have I ever fought someone at least twice my sixe? No. I don't think that exists. But I am very good at offending people of all sixes. That is my true gift - forget this artsy nonsense.
From what I remember, you also live in Washington, yeah? What the hell is your power bill like, this month? Because holy shit. I'm getting emails from the power company alerting me of our usage increase. I may need to get some whiskey... Maybe not Fireball. That may lead to other expensive bills.
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You grinning fuckin' jackal, I know your game. Jump around a bunch in a circle, chant my name... thinkin' I won't figure out who's messin' with me, gigglin' up a got-damn storm.
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I light a black candle at midnight and whispered your screen name. Did it work? Did you hear me? Did you stir?
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Hey, look at that! A delayed response, but hey, your spell totally worked. What do you wish, my good sir?
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Fuck, I forgot. I know I needed something, but that was a while ago. I must've figured it out. If you're not going to be on this site, then where can a Nobul Fyta of Krime harass you these days?
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You'll never find me anywhere!
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Whoa. Whaaa?? You speak my language, my friend.
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The Slumber-Jack! It's a burger worthy of asgaard!
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They don't have burgers in Asgaard. I have watched all the Marvel movies to be so knowledgeable on that subject.
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True dat.
Hey, did you hear that we moved to Olympia?
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your website is fantastic!!
I like your style!, really awesome!
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My pleasure
Excuse me for asking, but why don't you upload your work here?
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Well, I've just removed all my old work. I'll be uploading more once I get some spare time. Thank you for your interest.
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Good to know!
I'll be waiting for the new stuff than.
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Good to now!
I'll be wating for the new stuff than.
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INVITATION: International Festival PORTRAITS AND CARICATURES
- Theme: portrait or caricature of Ion Luca Caragiale ([link] ) and Mihai Eminescu ([link] )
- Digital drawings must have 300 dpi resolution and size 21x30 cm or bigger, best quality.
- All participants will receive the caricature book (catalog) of exhibition.
- Email addresses: muzeu_personalitati@yahoo.com ; ionita@personality.com.ro
We wish you much success!
Cartoonists Association ROMANIA
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I'm good! Just been working hard. How are you?
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gidday, kiaora,
cool stuff! absolutely love it, makes me smile.
i'm new here, it's a bit scary 4 me.. nice to see other kiwi artists tho,.. i think i got here via tiki tavern?? not sure, ha!
anyways..love your work.
deviantART muro drawing
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Kiaora!
And thanks so much. That's very flattering. You have an amazing gallery too. Love the celtic and NZ influences on your designs.
The map you drew is also gobsmackingly good. It deserves to be screenshot I think.
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You have to like the fact that the only real piece of equipment in your webcam image is a smoke detector which apparently doesn't work, since it's sitting silently not three meters from a burning fire.
The cardboard cat made my day.
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Wow! Good eye! That smoke detector actually as a chocolate bar inside it instead of a battery. A small inside joke because that's probably something I would do.
Dan actually has this in his gallery: [link]
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I see. The chocolate bar is probably long past its best-by date, right? It would seem logical this way.
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Your webcam picture. Forever full of win. Especially the books burning. YES. (Love your art. Peace.)
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Haha. Thanks. Those are actually anime DVDs and manga books.
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"People have told me that ten days is a long ways to go without heroin.
...so, image what it's like, going ten days without new and exciting a4anner posts."
-KrimeFyta
Remember: When it comes to a4anner inactivity, vote, "No thanks, asshole!"
Sponsored by the Friends of the State of Missouri and co-funded by Families Against Prop 21
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I check devart less and less frequently now.
You know how you think the least important things are fantastically entertaining when you're still in school (therefore you are not permitted to have life)? This site was one of those things. And I guess their amazing additions like Llama badges and Pageview Whore t-shirts are not powerful enough to get me coming back to lie about my true identity on this site.
Also, I do like how Fruit Loops™ makes milk taste like Fruit Loops™ flavoured milk. But I usually eat Fruit Loops™ like crisps. Straight from the box. Yum yum!
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You make some good points there, a4anner. I recently quit another online art community site because it was too pretentious. Devart is more or less a dojo in which I practice the art of the comment. There are few who can deny responding to my comments. My power grows daily.
I'm actually happier to hear that you have a life. It sounds scary. No one who left to go find a life has ever come back. That's why I stay here, where it's safe.
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Judging by your sarcastic comments one would think you'd have a great time on a pretentious forum. No?
Yes. Life. It is scary. Especially when you live in NZ. There are terrifying and life threatening creatures everywhere, just waiting to get you. (ie, we saw a hedgehog the other night. It froze in our flash light and took 5 minutes to regain its consciousness to crawl back to someone's garden).
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Sarcastic!? I am more than just sarcastic, you witch! I can articulate ego-boosting poems and--with the stroke of a 'reply' button--make someone's day. But yeah, I'm kind of a jack-ass sometimes. It's my nature. I'm a dinosaur.
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I couldn't resist, so here it is:
You still have to press the "Send" button after hitting the "Reply" in order to make someone's day.
I enjoy being a pain.
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The denizens of New Zeeland have brought me a harpy!! Whether you call the button in question "Reply" or "Send" or "Big Black Dick," a person's day is made just the same. For am I not a day-smith? I forge them in my smithy, while my seven sons man the bellows.
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If you ever create a website, you must create a button called "Big Black Dick". Who wouldn't click on that?
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My brain is burning with possibilities as to where it would lead.
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But thy website must be sans facebook's thumbs up.
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