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Zanru-nai
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[2009-10-11 05:20:22 +0000 UTC]
"I do not approve."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 164; Deviations: 58; Watchers: 86
Watching: 26; Pageviews: 17339; Comments Made: 591; Friends: 26
# Interests
Favorite movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera.Favorite TV shows: Twilight Zone, Star Trek: The Original Series, other stuff.
Favorite bands / musical artists: 3Oh!3
Favorite books: How Much For Just The Planet?
Favorite writers: Nyls Wiles.
Favorite games: Manhunt.
Favorite gaming platform: Gameboy Advance SP.
Tools of the Trade: Duct tape.
Other Interests: Psychological horror movies, sleep, flavored beer, the Buffy series, and novels.
# About me
Why is my ID a demonic Zoiberg from deepest pit of hell?Fuck you, that's why.
If you need to reach me outside of dA, you can at ChilliumNitrate.dead@Gmail.com
# Comments
Comments: 178
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It's really awkward when I'm the only person ever commenting on your page
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"Longbottom is it?" It was unmistakably the nasal drone of Neville's least favorite Slytherin. It was Draco Malfoy. "First time using the potty too eh?"
Neville arched an eyebrow.
"Then good luck to you" Draco added, appearing over the top of one of the stalls.
"Why dont you go sit on a broomstick Malfoy?" Neville snarled without looking up.
Draco opened the door and slithered like a snake over to Neville, who was standing as proud as a lion. "Bathrooms are a dangerous place you know."
Neville turned away, but Draco inched closer.
"Things happen in them. Secret things." He intoned.
"Eat Basilisk butt" Neville murmured.
"You know, Potter and I had a wand fight in this bathroom." Draco was just inches from his ear now, whispering.
Draco let the words linger for a moment. And then licked his lips and said. "I've never seen your wand. Show me your patronus, and I'll show you mine."
Neville recoiled at this, and exclaimed "Malfoy! What in the name of Merlin's beard are you talking about?! I hate you. Are you hitting on me?"
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“Sam Winchester, I am going to carnally worship your brother whether you are in this room or not.”
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I think I've actually read this one. Is is remarkably stupid? 'Cause I think I remember it being remarkably stupid.
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It was pretty stupid; it was parodying that one axe commercial where the angels smelled axe and fell to earth
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You'll understand after you've watched it.
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Why thank you, oh magical barer of gay from sci-fi shows. I will cherish this always.
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“A man of a deep and noble nature had seized me in this seclusion. . . . The soft ravishments of the man spun me round about in a web of dreams. . . . But already I feel that Hawthorne had dropped germinous seeds into my soul. He expands and deepens down, the more I contemplate him; and further and further shoots his strong New-England roots into the hot soil in my Southern soul.”
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Good lord, 'Dad,' what the everloving fuck are you reading over there?
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Herman Melville wrote that in a review for one of Nathaniel Hawthorne's books. I told you Melville was gay for Hawthorne.
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Hello I am trying to run a contest for my group
#Calling-All-Poetry Please help me do this for my members by sparing a few points if possible. Thank you very much.
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Since you asked so politely, I'll spare a few.
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Thank you so much
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"'So, for instance – Draco isn't currently under the coffee table, giving you a blow job?'
Snape coloured. 'What ever gave you that idea?' he said.
'Well...' Harry chewed his lower lip. 'It's a *glass* coffee table, Severus,' he finally managed to choke out.
Snape looked down. 'Ah. So it is,' he remarked, with moderate chagrin." (Operation Shag Snape)
And good luck with NaNoWriMo!
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Where do you find these things?
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Welcome to #Written-Imagination and thanks for joining first of all
Please remember when your submitting to make sure its to the right folder 
Please let others know about our new literary group WHOOOP!
Check out our creative writing course which is currently in its second stage!
If you have any questions, feel free to ask me ^^
Stay Active!
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I just get looped into stuff.
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I hurt myself laughing, you ass.
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I would have been disappointed if you had not.
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I'm happy you're happy. Plus, now I can send it to a bunch of other people.
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Hi! Could you donate some points if you think my works... are ok?
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As I like your work, I shall donate points as soon as I have excess.
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could u donate some points......please? thanks ALOT!~
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I donate if you deserve it.
You don't.
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when are you gonna trade with me? i've been waiting and waiting.plz get back to me ASAP. i'm always in the chat room & on here so yeah
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Get in #PokemonRevolution so I can talk to you.
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I'll get on in a sec. What kind of mons do you want? Aside from the Zorua, I mean.
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"Beam me up, Scotty..."
"Uh...He really can't do that right now because he's too busy beaming up your mom."
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Thanks for the early-morning lols, luv. 
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[link] Read this article. My mind was fucked forever.
Also, I haven't seen you around for awhile, T'hy'la. Is everything okay?
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I've been dealing with a lot of things, Sol.
My grandmother passed away and I've been helping with funeral.
But don't worry, t'hy'la. I'm still working on that post. I've just gotten a bit caught up in everything lately.
And I've read that article, and it's by no means the most mind-fucking of them. There's a series of those kind of things on 4Chan's /x/ board. Ask for "pokemon creepypasta" and you'll find the rest.
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I don't mean to henpeck you to death, t'hy'la, but the sudden absence was strange and I knew something must have been wrong. I'm sorry about your loss. I hope you'll be back soon.
Don't worry about the post. If you have other things to do (obviously), forget about it until you can finish the actually important real-life business before you move onto Internet tasks. I'm perfectly willing to wait.
I found the link to the article on 4Chan, actually, quite awhile ago. I was merely passing my findings along. 
Wani ra yana ro aisha, t'hy'la. Hope to see you soon.
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