TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-16 06:47:57 +0000 UTC]

oh i love that comment. much more original than most of the stuff on my page. :-D i like you!

just to trade little quotes and advice and such here...

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
and
"Watch your ass often. You don't want things to get put in there, because the pleasure zone is in the front."

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-17 03:29:56 +0000 UTC]

You know, I try hard not to be original sometimes, but when you're as much of a creative genius as I am... it's just so overwhelming not accepting who you really are. I was only kidding, you know. But, really, I'll take your advice, and, I'd give you more, but, wouldn't you know, my glorious advice meter is currently empty. I need to get a refuel.

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-17 04:50:50 +0000 UTC]

haha. i understand, the genius just keeps showing up like a crack in the wall after it's been painted. just keeps coming back!

ive found that spinning around three times while eating cheese helps to refuel the advice meter. the advice is usually "dont do that!" but its still advice...

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-17 05:12:45 +0000 UTC]

Ah... the second person who has mentioned cheese in my, er, online presence. Maybe there is something to this cheesiness that I must uncover. Okay, I've got the Swiss, and the spinny chair. Now, WHEE! Okay, that was three times,
Oooo... now I'm dizzy. But let's try it:
"Don't lick pudding tops. Unless you're Napoleon Dynamite."
OR...
"Shout random profanity at people and claim you have Turrett's. It's loads of fun."

Yep, not my best work, but, I'd say your advice helped some. Cool! Thanks!

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-17 05:45:24 +0000 UTC]

cheese has a very high evasive quality,... it can weasle it's way into even the most irrelevant conversations.... i think...it got us this time again....

let's try here... one slice of provolone and...
"new job- become the village idiot. at 2:30 you get to wave your dick at oncoming traffic. paychecks come on thursday."
and perhaps,
"if you'd like to learn about gravity, try licking this glob of pudding off the ceiling. ::at this point, you toss up some pudding and watch the show::"

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-17 06:12:47 +0000 UTC]

Okay, let's try an American classic, cheddar:
"Don't eat Pringles. They are made by a cult of beanie baby worhsipping alien monkeys."
OR...
"Drink a lot of alcohol. Guys always go for the drunk ones that won't remember the next morning just how BAD the sex really was. Or, maybe you shouldn't drink. "

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-17 06:26:19 +0000 UTC]

mozarella!

"DO NOT eat that. i know exactly where it's been."
and
"If that guy in the corner of the bar isnt the hottest thing youve ever seen, i think we need to adjust your beer goggles. Bud or Miller?"

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-17 06:48:46 +0000 UTC]

Parmesan... ooo, I smell spaghetti sauce on the stove already:

"If you dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel, you're probably a nut."
OR...
"Don't go to bed hungry. You may end up eating a very large marshmallow..."

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-17 07:01:12 +0000 UTC]

pepper jack!

"you cant possibly be gay. look, its billy idol in the closet, not you!"
or
"don't give into kink-out night. you never know when things might go awry. your lover jumps off the dresser with a whip in her hand and BUST! she breaks her head off the ceiling fan! it's a scary thing"

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-17 07:20:48 +0000 UTC]

Okay, not that this isn't entertaining and all, HOWEVER, I just looked at the clock on my compuer and said, "FUCK! It's 3:22 AM". I may be a night owl, but, uh, if I don't get my sleep, I tend to be really cranky.

So, I leave you with this. Bleu cheese (I think it's a cheese anyway):
"Pick one thing to be obsessive over. And when I say obsessive I mean full out, no holding back, all you can think about OBSESSIVE. That way, if you ever get sent to court, you can get off on the insanity charge."
OR...
"Don't sniff rubber cement. Sniff Sharpies. They're much more fun and has a dual purpose as both a finger nail color AND a utensil to doodle on your friends' faces while they sleep."

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-17 12:54:54 +0000 UTC]

yes, it was getting pretty late. haha, lucky me i dont sleep much...

i think bleu cheese is real cheese... maybe it's just a flavor...

im out of advice, which leads me to my next point- how in the HELL did we get on this subject? i make myself wonder sometimes... either way, it's fun...

i think i might have some advice... wait, nope, that was just a brain fart...
yea im out for now. the spinning/cheese think has its limits, i suppose...

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-18 01:32:18 +0000 UTC]

Maybe we just kept using up all of the "advice juice" that we were aquiring while doing the spinny chessy thing. Who knows?

And I believe we've been on this subject just because of the comment I made. Yeah, that was it. Because you sent advice back and then the vicious cycle continued. Er, well, I said I couldn't give you anymore advice because my meter had run low. AH! That's how it started! Then you said the thing about the cheese. I think...

I suppose we can take a round off for the time being. Let our meters cool off.

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-20 01:00:20 +0000 UTC]

probably... i probably should refuel my advice juice, but gas prices are so high nowadays...

oh my yes, thats right. that is how we got on this subject.... so, YOU'RE THE PERP! you victimized me into this potentially on-going cycle of advice and cheese spinning! ill get my revenge... just let me give me some advice first.... lol

a bit of non funny advice, seriously, dont pour milk on chinese spices. ohh god that stuff turns... odd and inedible....

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-20 03:41:28 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it was all my fault. :evillaughter: And, I'm assuming you've poured milk on Chinese spices before? Hmmm... intriguing. I'll have to try it now that you told me not too.

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-20 12:21:27 +0000 UTC]

i poured milk on it last night. then, being me, i ate it. oh no no no.... because i told you not to, i suppose it would be in your best interest to try it out. lol. it's a better experience than getting hit by a car, at the least. hehehe

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-21 03:45:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, unfortunately I got hit by a car when I was younger. Paralyzed me from the waist down. But I do have a pretty cool wheelchair, though. Okay, okay, just kidding. But I do have a cool wheelchair, though.

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-21 18:55:40 +0000 UTC]

ha you got me there. i was like "ehnn..." then i was like "...does it have spinners?" lol. i used to have a really cool wheelchair, from when i threw my back out. i threw it out again because i got my friends to take me up the stairs so i could ride down them in the wheelchair.

...i have back problems now....

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-22 02:58:34 +0000 UTC]

Ouch... if it's any consolation, I was in a wreck with my Mom when I was five and now I get this knot in my wrist every now and then, which makes it hard to pick stuff up and do things sometimes. And I have really bad knees.

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-22 22:42:55 +0000 UTC]

if you have bad knees and wrists, do NOT drive a tractor. one day my knees locked up on my and i crashed into a pole. given, it wasnt very violent, more like a bump, but still...ahh!!! i couldnt have died! no i probably couldnt have... im indestructable....

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-23 02:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Hey, maybe we ought to start a Superhero Legion or something. You're superhumanly indestructable... I'm superhumanly indestructable AND annyoing. It'll work.

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-23 03:35:13 +0000 UTC]

im also have the superhuman ability of making weed grow out of other's people orifaces. the doctors at the hospital didnt believe me. lol. we'd be the best superhero legion ever! i have a friend to can sleep for days at a time. not sure how we can put this to use, but im sure it can do something.... DREAM POWER!

of course, we'll come fancy and color coordinated piece of jewelry that we can put together and make it go "blink, blink, ca-shinggggggggg, twinkle twinkle" to seem impressive... that'll take some money. think the convenient stores will take donation coffee cans with a slit cut in the lid and a printed advertisement sheet taped to it?

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-23 04:57:49 +0000 UTC]

You know I'm pretty sure they will. AN dI think we've got something here. I have a buddy of mine whose sarcasm cuts like an axe and one who can drive people to insanity at the mere sight of him. Hmmm... but if we take those two we'd probably have to become evil overlords. OOOOOO... that sounds like fun. PS: The weed thing is interesting... all I can do is make things shoot out of my nose.

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-23 14:39:47 +0000 UTC]

you're sarcastic friend reminds me of a tree. probably solely because of the word axe. then tree reminds me of three. sarcastic sarcasm sarcasmist (shush, its a word starting.... now). SSSS i added another S because we'll need to add "super" someone in there.

oh my that would be fun. i always wanted to dominate an empire or two (be sure to pack clean undies!)

shooting things out of your nose... how we can use th... OH! you'll be the snot sniper! super snot sniper!!! potential members so far, SSSS and SSS. lol

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-24 04:51:05 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm... that's good. So what's your super name gonna be?

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-24 17:23:17 +0000 UTC]

i dunnooooooooo, so...... i cant decide on it its been bugging me for days!!!!!!! lol. wouldn't that be terrible if it did? lol.
....hmmm.i dunno.........

oh oh!!!!
Super I Dunno So! or SIDS!

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-25 01:32:26 +0000 UTC]

SIDS... I like it. It's dark; its depressing; it's in!

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-25 16:42:53 +0000 UTC]

hehehe, isn;t it though? now we have to find a- an emergency cell phone for each member because landlines are so out of fashion(or just in case mom calls), b- a very crime populated area that's still within out calling range, c- a secret hideout (treehouse!) and d- loads of popcorn and choclate stuff.

now....ve vait.

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alienfreak2006 In reply to TsukiRyoko [2006-06-26 02:32:29 +0000 UTC]

"B" could turn into a problem. And I can provide "D"... and the comic relief. Just kidding. About the "D" thing anyway.

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TsukiRyoko In reply to alienfreak2006 [2006-06-27 03:41:16 +0000 UTC]

BBB DDD..... ZZZZZ!!!! bdbdbdbdbdbdbddbbddbbd..... b/d reminds with venereal disease. maybe. yup!

you just shot me in the foot! lucky it wasnt in the groin!! haha, the day is saved.

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