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ToxieFTW ♂️ [10836647] [2009-06-24 02:02:09 +0000 UTC] "Dix McGee" (Norway)

# Statistics

Favourites: 24; Deviations: 47; Watchers: 22

Watching: 12; Pageviews: 5615; Comments Made: 152; Friends: 12

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Bob Ross
Favorite movies: Plan 9 from Outerspace
Favorite TV shows: Quantum Leap
Favorite bands / musical artists: devo
Favorite books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Favorite writers: Brendan Behan
Favorite games: AssCreed
Favorite gaming platform: TABLE
Tools of the Trade: MOUSE + PAINTZ
Other Interests: Horror Movies

# About me

basically a piece of shit

# Comments

Comments: 73

PelvicGyration [2011-05-03 05:35:44 +0000 UTC]

HUUURRR
deviantART muro drawing

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PelvicGyration [2011-04-30 21:30:30 +0000 UTC]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDD

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Karek [2011-04-15 19:36:15 +0000 UTC]

WHO ARE YOU WHY WOULD YOU EVER WATCH ME GO AWAY
<3

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dryadnotdruid [2011-03-07 22:20:54 +0000 UTC]

stop sucking

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shaddowkarate [2011-02-19 09:48:47 +0000 UTC]

>Favorites lots of things by kitty-ko

OHHHH oh ok. I was wondering why you were being mean to me! I understand now.

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ToxieFTW In reply to shaddowkarate [2011-02-19 18:44:24 +0000 UTC]

2 = Lots.

What's it like being delusional AND butthurt?

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shaddowkarate In reply to ToxieFTW [2011-02-20 17:14:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh btw. I feel like there was some confusing regarding my original comment. I MENTIONED kitty-ko in the post you berated me about, so when I found you had things favorited by her, THAT is what I meant. ...does this make sense? I can explain it in a different way if you want!

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shaddowkarate In reply to ToxieFTW [2011-02-19 21:07:49 +0000 UTC]

2 is a rather hefty percentage of your mostly empty favorites. You seem to be the kind of man who only favs THE CREAM OF THE CROP!

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ToxieFTW In reply to shaddowkarate [2011-02-20 01:23:37 +0000 UTC]

Excuse me, sir, I've got a daily deviation, and you don't, which means you're just hating on me because you're jealous of my superior talent and vision. It's not my fault you a sad, droll little man who nobody likes. But I happen to be the envy of millions.

By the way, 2 of 9 is roughly 22%, not 2%. Man, you're dumb, ugly, AND bad at math.

WOOOO!

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PelvicGyration In reply to ToxieFTW [2011-05-03 07:07:11 +0000 UTC]

This post may be several months old, but the BURN is still fresh.

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shaddowkarate In reply to ToxieFTW [2011-02-20 15:44:39 +0000 UTC]

I didn't mean two percent, I meant 2 deviations! Haha. I can see how that could be misconstrued. :3

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ToxieFTW In reply to shaddowkarate [2011-02-21 10:17:26 +0000 UTC]

u stink

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shaddowkarate In reply to ToxieFTW [2011-02-21 14:14:31 +0000 UTC]

:3

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Vorkedlarfleeze [2010-01-14 17:33:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch.

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Rinnay [2009-08-15 18:05:09 +0000 UTC]

Pixels suck you fail at life why did your art get a DD and not my masterpieces

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EyePatchMan In reply to Rinnay [2009-10-11 18:50:37 +0000 UTC]

u mad

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Formallaydeh [2009-07-19 11:04:05 +0000 UTC]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT!!??

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY COMMENTS!? MY SPAM IS NOT ON FRONT PAGE!

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ToxieFTW In reply to Formallaydeh [2009-07-19 14:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Shit happens.

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Manicc [2009-07-19 04:20:40 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to DA, Grats on your DD, and...

A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

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ToxieFTW In reply to Manicc [2009-07-19 15:07:13 +0000 UTC]

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! STOP STALKING ME!

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Manicc In reply to ToxieFTW [2009-07-19 18:55:08 +0000 UTC]

X3 Hahahaha

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ANAKSSUNAMUN [2009-07-19 01:47:24 +0000 UTC]

Hello!

Welcome to DA!!!

Valéria

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ZoMbiE-X-DRaGon [2009-07-18 23:06:39 +0000 UTC]

WOAH congrats on the DD youve only been a member for 3 months and already got an award.

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ToxieFTW In reply to ZoMbiE-X-DRaGon [2009-07-18 23:09:42 +0000 UTC]

Three weeks, actually.

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ZoMbiE-X-DRaGon In reply to ToxieFTW [2009-07-18 23:13:10 +0000 UTC]

wow lol. my bad, thats even more lucky XD

good job tho

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ToxieFTW In reply to ZoMbiE-X-DRaGon [2009-07-19 15:06:31 +0000 UTC]

ENH, internet accolades, who needs 'em?

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TheBigBadFish [2009-07-18 07:29:32 +0000 UTC]

WTF R U CHATTING

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ToxieFTW In reply to TheBigBadFish [2009-07-18 13:50:11 +0000 UTC]

wut

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LauNachtyr [2009-07-18 07:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Livin in a van down by the river. Chris Farley is the best xD

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Formallaydeh [2009-06-29 06:05:33 +0000 UTC]

update more dammit.

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ToxieFTW In reply to Formallaydeh [2009-06-29 17:28:12 +0000 UTC]

I was at a wedding.

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Formallaydeh [2009-06-29 06:05:08 +0000 UTC]

Dear Mrs. Budd. In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the Steamer Tacoma, Capt. John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco for Hong Kong, China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone. At that time there was famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1-3 per pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak—chops—or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girl's behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid [sic] there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys, one 7 and one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet. Then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them – tortured them – to make their meat good and tender. First he killed the 11 year old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was cooked and eaten except the head—bones and guts. He was roasted in the oven (all of his ass), boiled, broiled, fried and stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time, I was living at 409 E 100 St. near—right side. He told me so often how good human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it. On Sunday June the 3, 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese—strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her. On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick – bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin

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ToxieFTW In reply to Formallaydeh [2009-06-30 12:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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ToxieFTW In reply to ToxieFTW [2009-06-30 12:08:23 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFFFF Albert Fish.

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Formallaydeh In reply to ToxieFTW [2009-06-30 13:22:46 +0000 UTC]

wrong it is albert fish

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ToxieFTW In reply to Formallaydeh [2009-06-30 13:38:57 +0000 UTC]

Corrected myself before you could hurf hurf.

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Formallaydeh In reply to ToxieFTW [2009-07-05 12:56:00 +0000 UTC]

bitch. dont make me spam more shittin brix.

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ToxieFTW In reply to Formallaydeh [2009-07-05 13:37:35 +0000 UTC]

I don't mind. It livens up the place.

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Formallaydeh In reply to ToxieFTW [2009-07-06 11:36:22 +0000 UTC]

now i dont feel like it today...maybe later.

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ToxieFTW In reply to Formallaydeh [2009-07-06 16:42:56 +0000 UTC]

Do it FGT.

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Formallaydeh [2009-06-29 06:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Dear Mrs. Budd. In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the Steamer Tacoma, Capt. John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco for Hong Kong, China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone. At that time there was famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1-3 per pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak—chops—or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girl's behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid [sic] there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys, one 7 and one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet. Then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them – tortured them – to make their meat good and tender. First he killed the 11 year old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was cooked and eaten except the head—bones and guts. He was roasted in the oven (all of his ass), boiled, broiled, fried and stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time, I was living at 409 E 100 St. near—right side. He told me so often how good human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it. On Sunday June the 3, 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese—strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her. On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick – bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin

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Formallaydeh [2009-06-29 06:02:24 +0000 UTC]

Dear Mrs. Budd. In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the Steamer Tacoma, Capt. John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco for Hong Kong, China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone. At that time there was famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1-3 per pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak—chops—or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girl's behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid [sic] there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys, one 7 and one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet. Then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them – tortured them – to make their meat good and tender. First he killed the 11 year old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was cooked and eaten except the head—bones and guts. He was roasted in the oven (all of his ass), boiled, broiled, fried and stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time, I was living at 409 E 100 St. near—right side. He told me so often how good human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it. On Sunday June the 3, 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese—strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her. On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick – bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin

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Formallaydeh [2009-06-29 06:02:13 +0000 UTC]

Dear Mrs. Budd. In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the Steamer Tacoma, Capt. John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco for Hong Kong, China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone. At that time there was famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1-3 per pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak—chops—or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girl's behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid [sic] there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys, one 7 and one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet. Then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them – tortured them – to make their meat good and tender. First he killed the 11 year old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was cooked and eaten except the head—bones and guts. He was roasted in the oven (all of his ass), boiled, broiled, fried and stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time, I was living at 409 E 100 St. near—right side. He told me so often how good human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it. On Sunday June the 3, 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese—strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her. On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick – bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin

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Formallaydeh [2009-06-29 06:02:01 +0000 UTC]

Dear Mrs. Budd. In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the Steamer Tacoma, Capt. John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco for Hong Kong, China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone. At that time there was famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1-3 per pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak—chops—or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girl's behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid [sic] there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys, one 7 and one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet. Then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them – tortured them – to make their meat good and tender. First he killed the 11 year old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was cooked and eaten except the head—bones and guts. He was roasted in the oven (all of his ass), boiled, broiled, fried and stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time, I was living at 409 E 100 St. near—right side. He told me so often how good human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it. On Sunday June the 3, 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese—strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her. On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick – bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.

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JSRadio [2009-06-24 06:56:27 +0000 UTC]

Jeez, this guy never updates.

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Rinnay In reply to JSRadio [2009-06-24 08:15:15 +0000 UTC]

I know, I hate this guy

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Formallaydeh [2009-06-24 02:40:32 +0000 UTC]

hide

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Rinnay [2009-06-24 02:40:28 +0000 UTC]

Sup bro

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Formallaydeh [2009-06-24 02:40:03 +0000 UTC]

help me find something worthwhile to do!

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Formallaydeh [2009-06-24 02:39:23 +0000 UTC]

these

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