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# Statistics
Favourites: 632; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 6
Watching: 69; Pageviews: 3282; Comments Made: 297; Friends: 69
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: escume, chaotic-muffin, appleseries, alicexz, sylphielmetallium, agnes-cecile, too many to list!!Favorite movies: spirited away (miyazaki films!!) or inception
Favorite bands / musical artists: MIKA, lights, owl city, evanescence, ariana grande
Favorite books: a tree grows in brooklyn, the bell jar, the lovely bones, the octopus, the memory keeper's daughter, the once and future king
Other Interests: stalking
# About me
i only use this account to keep track of artists/art i likethat's all bye
# Comments
Comments: 91
Humanoid-Gelato [2013-08-30 04:12:30 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the fave person who I assume is Exploding Tofu from gaia? I'll just run to a corner now if it isn't.
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to Humanoid-Gelato [2013-10-30 03:44:37 +0000 UTC]
wow 1000% late reply bc i never check this page, but yes!! /blocks off all corners
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-03-21 05:57:01 +0000 UTC]
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
Oh wait it's on my profile
Wow I'm smart
No problem ;c thanks for creating such lovely art for people to drool over
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-03-21 19:54:19 +0000 UTC]
LOLLLLLL
Y U SO SILLY TOFUFUFU
pfffffffft its snottt drool worthyyy
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-03-22 02:38:19 +0000 UTC]
;c
WHAT LIES ARE THESE
/drools all over the screen
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-03-22 21:21:53 +0000 UTC]
/sprays windex on yo screen
WIPE YO SHYYYYYYYYYYYT DAWG
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-03-22 23:48:58 +0000 UTC]
PFF NEVERRRR
/drools over the windex
That's my mom's job
/spoiledchild
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-03-23 22:23:04 +0000 UTC]
LOLLLLLL
you makin yo momma become the mexican maid bro
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-03-23 22:26:48 +0000 UTC]
Pfff
My mom can never be mexican
She hates the mexican people at her workplace
They're always bickering
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-03-23 22:31:09 +0000 UTC]
Hahahah.
she should bring crushed tortillas to work and toss em in that mexican corner as if they were pigeons.
they should shush up
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-03-24 00:29:08 +0000 UTC]
GOOD IDEAAAA
/crushes tortillas with a sledgehammer
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-03-27 00:35:17 +0000 UTC]
LOLLL
DAMN you couldve just used a hammer bro !
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-03-27 02:44:29 +0000 UTC]
NEVERRRR
/feeds tortilla pieces to the pigeons
Oh wow pigeons isn't spelled like pidgeons
Oops I wrote about pidgeons in my in class essay
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-03-27 03:33:27 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiii
how do you feel about that now ? /puts mike to your face
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-03-27 22:37:54 +0000 UTC]
/eats mike
I DON'T LIKE MICROPHONES I ALWAYS HOLD THEM WRONG
ALL THE COOL KIDS HOLD THEIR MICROPHONES WITH THE BOTTOM UPWARDS AND I'M JUST LIKE ASJLKDS I DON'T DO THAT
;c
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-03-28 06:55:45 +0000 UTC]
LMAOOOOOOOO
I THOUGHT MICROPHONES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO UP YOUR BUTT OR IN YOUR EARS ??>!>!
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-03-28 23:51:55 +0000 UTC]
NO OMG
MICROPHONES ARE USED TO PLUG NOSTRILS
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
C<
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-03-29 00:01:16 +0000 UTC]
OMG IM SO STOOPID !!!!!!
i fail
at lifeeeeee OTL
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-03-30 03:22:20 +0000 UTC]
Oh no
It's ok
It's never too late to learnnn /shoves mikes up your nose
(No actually that sounds reaaaally painful nevermind you can just fail at life LOL)
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-03-30 11:34:17 +0000 UTC]
LMFAOOOOOO
i just pictured myself you shoving a mike up my nose
this is epic winnnnnnn
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-03-31 03:11:30 +0000 UTC]
THAT IS ACTUALLY KIND OF DISTURBINGGG
I don't think it'd fit we'd have to either shrink the mike in the wash or stretch your nostrils @_@ LOL
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-03-31 10:57:45 +0000 UTC]
LOLLLL
id had nostrils the size of basketballs
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-01 02:36:50 +0000 UTC]
YES YES
ENGULF THE WORLD WITH YOUR NOSTRILSSS
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-01 02:46:44 +0000 UTC]
lmao
the world would be blanketed in boogers
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-01 16:03:10 +0000 UTC]
>c
We'd all be climbing through your nose hairs and swimming in a river of snot
Oh ewwww I just grossed myself out
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-01 22:01:45 +0000 UTC]
LOLOMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
AKJFSDLF:SDFJSDKFJSLK:FJSDKL:FJSFSDF
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-02 00:40:00 +0000 UTC]
ASLDJASDASDASDA
The only way to reply to a string of letters is with another string of letters >c
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-02 20:17:52 +0000 UTC]
hahahhahhsldkfjsdl;fjsdoifusdio;fjsd;kjsdo;fsdufiusdfl;j you will never win this war !!!!!!!
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-02 23:28:16 +0000 UTC]
asdddddddddsklajasdkjsaklsalsdasdaljkkadddkljasddsjklasd
adopdksssssssssadosdasdddddddddsklajasdkjsaklsalsdasdaljkkadddkljasddsjklasd
adopdksssssssssadosdasdddddddddsklajasdkjsaklsalsdasdaljkkadddkljasddsjklasd
adopdksssssssssadosd
COPY PASTE /derpface
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-02 23:29:58 +0000 UTC]
LOL OKAY FINE YOU WIN
THIS TIME
BUT OUR NEXT BATTLE ABOUT SOMETHING
I WILL REIN !!!!!!
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-03 23:30:00 +0000 UTC]
/smugly smiles
I WILL ALWAYS WIN ERRYTHING
ALL I DO IS WIN
hey isn't that a song or something
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-03 23:36:28 +0000 UTC]
LOL
I DONT KNOW
BUT IF IT IS, SOMEONE IS A MAJOR NARCISSIST!!!!
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-06 01:50:07 +0000 UTC]
LIES
I AM TOTALLY NOT SELF ABSORBED
AT ALLLL
/admires reflection
jkjkjk
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-06 01:54:26 +0000 UTC]
LOLLLLLLL
I KNOW YOU HAVE 2O MIRRORS IN YOUR ROOM
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-06 15:17:42 +0000 UTC]
That would be unwise as I live in an earthquake hotspot
/has 20 mirrors anyway
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-06 19:44:51 +0000 UTC]
hahahhahah
omg do you really live in a hotspot ?!
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-06 22:44:07 +0000 UTC]
Yup yup the hayward fault runs right through my town
We're apparently overdue for a big quake (it's supposed to hit anywhere within the next 30 years or something idk)
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-06 22:45:04 +0000 UTC]
WHERE DAH FACK DO YOU LIVE
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-08 02:02:56 +0000 UTC]
UNDER YOUR BED
AKA CALIFORNIA
LAND OF THE TANNED BLONDES
ERR I MEAN IMMIGRANTS
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-12 00:30:20 +0000 UTC]
LOLLLLLLL
land of the burritos and tacos nowwwww
welllll i used to live in the los angeles county area before i movedddddd,
so im thinkin the san andres fault ?!
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-13 16:53:49 +0000 UTC]
No it's like
The land of chinese restaurants
And indians
And afghans (our town has the highest afghan population in the U.S.)
Closee
The hayward fault. Part of the san andreas fault system, yes.
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-22 01:45:00 +0000 UTC]
ohhhhhh shyyyyyyt
im surprised the afghans didnt bomb the city yet
shiiiiiitake
yeah
gtfo while you can !!
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TofuGoesBoom In reply to amburgerandfries [2012-04-22 05:10:48 +0000 UTC]
LMAO YEAH
That would be smart
I mean
We don't even have an earthquake emergency kit or anything
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amburgerandfries In reply to TofuGoesBoom [2012-04-25 00:20:49 +0000 UTC]
well better start making one !!
dildos
vasaline
water
hot cheetos
there
thats your ER kit
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