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TheonlyGravity
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[2007-01-21 20:19:31 +0000 UTC]
"Sir Tyler"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 216; Deviations: 15; Watchers: 17
Watching: 17; Pageviews: 6392; Comments Made: 806; Friends: 17
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Chihuly and RenoirFavorite movies: P.S. I Love You
Favorite bands / musical artists: Sting, Elton John, Imogen Heap, Maroon 5, Savage Garden
Favorite games: The Elderscrolls series
Tools of the Trade: Paper, Pencil, Pen, Air Brush, Taxadermy.
Other Interests: Living and expiriencing Life...
# About me
Current Residence: The deepest most scalding hot pits of Hell...Favourite genre of music: Broadway Showtunes (yesssssss)
Operating System: Windows
Shell of choice: Bowser's
Skin of choice: There's this hobo that always stands out side of the malls...
Favourite cartoon character: Pinky and the Brain! <33
Personal Quote: Life is an Ocean... Let us swim.
# Comments
Comments: 232
Good day sir!!! How be-ith you?!
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I AM NOT A SIR
I AM A MISS
A GIRL
I HAVE BOOBS
NOT MOOBS
I DONT HAVE A PENIS
JESUS BRICK SHITTING CHRIST
D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Actually the term sir doesn't always apply to men.
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I'm not a hermaphrodite either.
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I'm on right now...so...um...look!!! a new signature!!!!
--
Jeff: βThe drive from the valleyβ
Peanut: βWas bad as hell.β
Jeff: βTrafficβ¦β
Peanut: βSucked like hell.β
Jeff: βDriversβ¦β
Peanut: βWere angry as hell.β
Jeff: βAnd youβ¦β
Peanut: βWere scared as hell.β
Jeff: βThe parking hereβ¦β
Peanut: βSucked more like hell.β
Jeff: βSoβ¦β
Peanut: βWere in Hell!β
--Jeff Dunham and Peanut--
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FOGHORN NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yay! Poop! <33
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Poop is bad for you to eat!
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WHAT?!?!?!?! IT CUT OFF MY FOGHORN NOISE!!!! D:<<<<<<<
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I know! It's sad...
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Yuppers! Ye' deserve it.
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thank you so much for adding my deviation to your collection!
STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART
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Most deffinitely! Ye' be a wicked artist!
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I NEED TO PEE SO FUCKING BADLY BUT THERES A SPIDER ON MY TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*giggles furiously*
Ye' need to pee,
Ye' need to pee,
Close ye' eyes and count to three,
One
Smack the spider, make it run,
Two
Relax your muscles and begin to poo,
Three
Stand up and begin to pee,
The loss of waste will make ye' lean!
Ye' finished the job... Now begin to clean!
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KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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ITS LIKE THE SIZE OF A HALF DOLLAR COIN!!!!!!!
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ITS MOVING AROUND ON MY TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GREAT NOW ITS UNDER THE LID!!!!!!!!!
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PEE NOW?!?!?!
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DAMN IT!!!!!!!!
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Note me if you'd like to know the outcome of this incident.
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Woot Woot!!!
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Sure! You deserve it!!!
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rawrrrr
how do you feel now that you are 15?
"D
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I'm not fifteen... Read my age...
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Freak... I changed it... It doesn't work anymore, now I just sound stupid XD
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Careful what you say...
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