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TheRimturse ♂️ [24682115] [2012-12-11 20:39:30 +0000 UTC] "wait what" (Norway)

# Statistics

Favourites: 229; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 6

Watching: 14; Pageviews: 3221; Comments Made: 681; Friends: 14

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Lise Myhre, Sam Kieth
Favorite movies: The Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Harry Potter, Batman Returns, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Saw, Star Wars, Collateral, Donnie Darko, The Butterfly Effect, How To Train Your Dragon, Dogma, Kick-Ass, The Amazing Spider-Man, Princess Mononoke
Favorite TV shows: Breaking Bad, In The Flesh, Elementary, Supernatural, Babylon 5, How I Met Your Mother, Sherlock, Star Trek: TOS, Game of Thrones, Misfits, Full Metal Alchemist, Sons of Anarchy, Soul Eater, Death Note, Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra
Favorite bands / musical artists: Bad Company, Jimmy Eat World, Sonata Arctica, Metallica, blink-182, Pink Floyd, The Offspring, The Killers, Robert Johnson, Kansas, Rammstein, Avenged Sevenfold, The Cribs, Keaton Henson, Circa Survive, Kaizers Orchestra
Favorite books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, Fight Club, The Stand, The Wastelands, Wolves of the Calla, Good Omens, Sandman, GONE, The Hunger Games, Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Harry Potter
Favorite writers: Robert Jordan, George R.R. Martin, J.R.R. Tolkien, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, J.K. Rowling, Agatha Christie, Terry Pratchett
Favorite games: Elder Scrolls series, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, SSB, Mario Kart
Other Interests: Writing, reading, studying, playing the guitar, listening to music

# About me

My name is Kris and I'm full of hate and sugary cereal. Never mention my height to me; I am well aware and I will punch you in the face. I've been angry since I was 2 and I've now stored up enough anger for AT LEAST 58 years. Sometimes I draw or write or something, I lost control of my life a while back, so it's whatever. Also I am on tumblr: rimturse.tumblr.com/

I read a lot. My favourite writers are Stephen King, J.R.R. Tolkien, George R.R. Martin and Neil Gaiman. I also like Michael Grant, Suzanne Collins, Agatha Christie and Terry Pratchett. I generally read fantasy and horror, but I try to get around a bit. I like comics a lot, but they're scarce where I come from (Norway aka the Land of Always Winter), so my knowledge is sadly limited. However, I take the subject of Batman very, very seriously (I'm planning to get a doctorate in Batmanism). Anyway, I also play some guitar and I like to listen to music and be a lazy git on most days. That's probably more information on me than you really needed or wanted to know.

# Comments

Comments: 47

LochNessieMonster [2014-11-10 01:20:13 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday, Kris. I love you. I miss you.

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LittleDannyPocket [2014-11-08 13:31:25 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday, buddy.

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LochNessieMonster [2014-08-05 16:55:46 +0000 UTC]

KRIS I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOW YOURSELF.

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LittleDannyPocket [2014-04-06 18:29:18 +0000 UTC]

is ur name kris b/c ur a kardashian

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TheRimturse In reply to LittleDannyPocket [2014-04-06 21:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Never assume that about me again.

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LittleDannyPocket In reply to TheRimturse [2014-04-07 00:55:17 +0000 UTC]

Can't make any promises, Kris.

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LittleDannyPocket [2014-01-24 21:41:00 +0000 UTC]

WHERE ARE YOU MAN, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN FOREVER

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LittleDannyPocket [2013-11-08 22:47:12 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU GRUMPY LITTLE DUDE. La la la la

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TheRimturse In reply to LittleDannyPocket [2013-11-11 17:00:43 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU, although my response is a few days late! :D (Big Grin)

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Scurron [2013-11-08 22:01:42 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY and stuff. I hope the ice of your country doesn't melt and triggers a global chain of floods.

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TheRimturse In reply to Scurron [2013-11-11 17:02:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'm sure there's still a few years left before we trigger any natural disasters.

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Scurron In reply to TheRimturse [2013-11-14 17:40:02 +0000 UTC]

Mm, I don't think so. I know you Vikings are up to something

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TheRimturse In reply to Scurron [2013-11-18 07:36:16 +0000 UTC]

Damn it. I thought we were so inconspicuous. You'll never know our plans, though!

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Scurron In reply to TheRimturse [2013-11-19 16:54:56 +0000 UTC]

No, you're actually pretty obvious. Very obvious.

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TheRimturse In reply to Scurron [2013-11-22 17:42:29 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't matter. We'll still take over the world. It's too late to stop it now.

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Scurron In reply to TheRimturse [2013-11-22 21:25:47 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't mind that actually, if the whole world was like the northern countries. It would be quite fun.

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TheRimturse In reply to Scurron [2013-11-22 21:40:27 +0000 UTC]

It won't be all that fun when the cover the world in ice and snow and make all other nations our slaves.

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Scurron In reply to TheRimturse [2013-11-22 21:43:16 +0000 UTC]

I like ice and snow. Slipping on ice... not so much. Unless I'm falling into a big pile of fresh snow. Also the whole slave thing is so 1865., you should totally just kill half of the world away and make the rest shake in fear.

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TheRimturse In reply to Scurron [2013-11-22 21:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Sure, but can you handle the cold, you fragile southerner? Hmm... You gave me some pretty good ideas. I think I'll kill half the population in each country and then do a Hunger Games-esque thing where I make people fight to the death, only with no mercy and no loopholes.

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Scurron In reply to TheRimturse [2013-11-22 22:00:21 +0000 UTC]

...probably not. But I could get used to it. Eventually. The children of my children will avenge me if I don't by getting used to it.

Why? The tournaments are no fun. Just torture them and record it.

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TheRimturse In reply to Scurron [2013-11-22 22:15:02 +0000 UTC]

By then, my children's children will have mutated into superhumans and would obliterate your children's children if they tried anything like that. Avenging is not allowed in the new world. Unless it's involves Marvel.

Personally, I think the tournaments are quite amusing. Torturing will, of course, be a priority too, but my weakness is fights to the death. They're just the best.

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Scurron In reply to TheRimturse [2013-11-23 14:13:32 +0000 UTC]

I am sad to hear that. So your world will be a place of no fun for simple peasantry?

Wow I think I now understand Carter when he said you and the devil shared your surname LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL So you'd just sit there and look at teens killing each-other?

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TheRimturse In reply to Scurron [2013-11-25 15:59:52 +0000 UTC]

Nah, that wouldn't be cool, I would find something fun for the smallfolk to do as well. Just no avenging. There will be strict rules against that, with a death penalty and everything.

My friends literally call me Lucifer and Satan. Now you can see why. Yes, I would sit there and watch teens kill each other because that's a great premise. If you've ever seen Death Race 2000, I'd like to arrange something like that too.

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Scurron In reply to TheRimturse [2013-11-25 17:39:38 +0000 UTC]

Like what? Name me one fun activity.

Okay. I'll just pretend like everything's normal LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL They used to call me Satan too (btw, what's the Norwegian word for satan? ours is Sotona xD) but then they realized I was just a skinny teddy bear that needs to be stuffed with love. And food. I always talk with people about food.

I've not seen that. i will now, though.

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LittleDannyPocket [2013-11-02 22:14:11 +0000 UTC]

YOUR BIRTHDAY IS IN SIX DAYS?! *pterodactyl screech*

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TheRimturse In reply to LittleDannyPocket [2013-11-03 14:53:00 +0000 UTC]

Well, more like five now, but yes indeed, the anniversary of my birth is soon upon us. Also, the phrase "pterodactyl screech" is the best thing I have ever read.

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LittleDannyPocket In reply to TheRimturse [2013-11-03 20:02:48 +0000 UTC]

MAN, THAT IS AWESOME, I LOVE BIRTHDAYS AND YOU'RE ALSO A SCORPIO LIKE ME, YAY The pterodactyl screech is my favorite phrase in the whole world.

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Scurron [2013-08-25 22:02:42 +0000 UTC]

Ola, you person from the freezing Norge Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!

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TheRimturse In reply to Scurron [2013-08-26 16:01:32 +0000 UTC]

Why hello, you person from boiling hot Croatia! How are you on this fine day?

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Scurron In reply to TheRimturse [2013-08-26 16:59:47 +0000 UTC]

Well for one I am reading your memes right now

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TheRimturse In reply to Scurron [2013-08-26 17:10:00 +0000 UTC]

That makes me feel so flattered, I've never had stalkers before

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Scurron In reply to TheRimturse [2013-08-26 17:11:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh no worries, it's not that bad. I see you're writing quite a bit... I'll read some of them this week when I catch time. I am a dummy!

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TheRimturse In reply to Scurron [2013-08-26 17:39:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank god LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Oh, cool, lookin' forward to it

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hypnicjerks [2013-08-24 00:38:49 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fave!

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TheRimturse In reply to hypnicjerks [2013-08-25 12:56:36 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome! :) (Smile)

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LochNessieMonster [2013-08-01 04:43:12 +0000 UTC]

Hello

I'm just letting you know that

YOU

ARE

AWESOME

PERSON

Stay classy, Kris.

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TheRimturse In reply to LochNessieMonster [2013-08-03 21:58:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh, thank you very much! Your compliment is much appreciated! :D (Big Grin)

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Skarnic [2013-04-01 20:06:11 +0000 UTC]

Hey thar, I don't mean to sound stalkerish, but Carter sent me here. He said you were cool and liked ASoIaF, so here I am. I know Nessa as well, so I think it's only fair that you and I get acquainted.

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TheRimturse In reply to Skarnic [2013-04-03 14:34:24 +0000 UTC]

No worries, you don't sound stalkerish at all (even if you did I wouldn't mind stalkers). I'm glad someone thinks I'm cool, and I DO like ASoIaF. I assume you do too, which is awesome.

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Skarnic In reply to TheRimturse [2013-04-08 19:52:44 +0000 UTC]

Stalkers are just the best.

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TheRimturse In reply to Skarnic [2013-04-11 06:07:17 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't agree more!

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LochNessieMonster [2012-12-24 18:49:40 +0000 UTC]

Merry Christmas, Kristian~

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TheRimturse In reply to LochNessieMonster [2013-01-01 01:33:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I hope you had a merry Christmas as well :) (Smile) But since it's 2013 now, have a happy new year!

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LochNessieMonster In reply to TheRimturse [2013-01-02 01:07:39 +0000 UTC]

You too~ Party Party Party Party Party

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LittleDannyPocket [2012-12-22 22:03:17 +0000 UTC]

It sucks that no one has commented on your profile yet, so I shall be the first to do so!

Anyway, welcome to dA! It will totally steal your soul, but it'll be worth it.

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TheRimturse In reply to LittleDannyPocket [2012-12-23 17:21:07 +0000 UTC]

Well, thanks for doing do :) (Smile)

I'm prepared to take that risk.

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LittleDannyPocket In reply to TheRimturse [2012-12-25 21:08:38 +0000 UTC]

No problem!

Good. You don't need a soul when you have Internet anyway.

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