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TheMATTaz ♂️ [8457608] [2008-09-28 17:59:52 +0000 UTC] "Matthew" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 311; Deviations: 22; Watchers: 5

Watching: 32; Pageviews: 6426; Comments Made: 161; Friends: 32

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Tetsuya Nomura
Favorite movies: Toy story series
Favorite bands / musical artists: crush 40, Utada Hikaru
Favorite writers: Matthew Washington
Favorite games: Smash bros/Kingdom hearts
Favorite gaming platform: It's not the platform that counts, it's the GAME
Tools of the Trade: }:P
Other Interests: Fiction

# About me

Once apon a time there was a snake named Percius, he traveled the seven seas in order to find the oranges of tranquility, after he found all 42 oranges, he fed them all to his pet gorilla, but they weren't really oranges, THEY WERE TANGELOS, so his gorilla spontaniously combusted into tiny monkeys that play tubas. To prevent this from ever happening again, he went to the great might Camel on top of Mt. Rofl, and asked for a tuna sandwich. After smothering himself with the spicy tuna, he dove into a pool of rasberry pudding. After swimming in the pudding for 9001 hours, he crawl out as a sumo wresler, challendged some random hobo, and rode his unicycle back to Russia to have his wisdom teeth removed

and that's why children fart. The End

Current Residence: That one house with the awesome kid
deviantWEAR sizing preference: :)
Print preference: :D
Favourite genre of music: anything that I don't consider garbage
Favourite photographer: Spiderman
Favourite style of art: expressive
Operating System: Kumpooter
MP3 player of choice: X(
Shell of choice: Turtle shell
Wallpaper of choice: oSo
Skin of choice: My own skin
Favourite cartoon character: Numerous
Personal Quote: Nothing's impossible