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Thalido-cide
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[2009-11-07 02:15:33 +0000 UTC]
"HOLY GOD! HELL SAVE ME!"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 141; Deviations: 86; Watchers: 11
Watching: 13; Pageviews: 6196; Comments Made: 558; Friends: 13
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Don Hertzfeldt, R. CrumbFavorite movies: Reefer Madness
Favorite bands / musical artists: Budgie, Rush, Queen, Helen Kane, Mississippi John Hurt, Woody Guthrie, Pete Seeger, Odetta.
Favorite writers: Clive Barker
Favorite games: Something retro and dead.
Favorite gaming platform: A deck of cards, a pack of Camel straights, and a bottle of whiskey.
Tools of the Trade: Pencils and pens
Other Interests: Reading, drawing, writing, painting, playing guitar.
# About me
Satan's spawn's excrement is what I am.I like to read history books, gore/horror, 17th and 18th century plays, and modern comics like Bloom County (yes, I think 1985 is modern). I play guitar in the style of folk and classical, as odd as that may sound, and I collect vintage audio equipment; reel-to-reel tapes, 8-tracks, 78's, 45's, stuff like that. Oh, and I despise digital art.
Most of these pictures are single pane and comic-like, but not necessarily comical. The stories aren't continuous, so each drawing is a new story unless otherwise noted. Oh, and none of these characters have stupid animal 'forms'; there are no talking dogs, cats, wolves or any retarded furry shit like that, so if that's what you're looking for, go somewhere else.
ANYWAY, Daisyville: Drawing inspiration from '50s B-movies, modern social and political issues, human stupidity, and things I find funny, this boundary pushing, socially unacceptable, violent, gross, dark comic has come to life. It's drawn in a cute style, colored in an almost childlike manner, and named to evoke thoughts of flowers and rainbows. The contrast of subject matter and drawing style really make it what it is. Enjoy.
Setting: The fictional town of Daisyville, Wisconsin.
The main characters of my comics are:
> Lunch Lady - (her name is Lunch Lady, yes) who is a stereotypical disgusting, mildly retarded, cannibalistic slob who smokes unfiltered cigarettes around food, disposes of ashes in cake batter, cooks children AS food, and breaks every rule of food service. She's nearly immune to physical pain and is abnormally strong, fat, tall and old. Her age is hidden due to a paternal mishap...I guess her father impregnated her mother in a toxic waste disposal facility which fucked the conception up pretty badly. In fact so badly that Lunch Lady was hatched from an egg despite being a mammalian based life form. She hates kids with a burning passion yet continues to work as a grammar school food service person at Daisyville Elementary, where she's worked since fall of 1942. Was a Sears fashion model ca. 1905 - 1910. Lunch Lady has an invisible 'friend' who follows her around, calls her ma'am and ridicules her every mistake. She loves burritos (bareedos).
> Gloria - There are very few drawings of this bint. She's Lunch Lady's daughter, and in spitting image. Fat, cannibalistic, ugly, and mentally void. She can't read or write and is incapable of rational reasoning, She's Lunch Lady's favorite child. Father is unknown, but Lunch Lady thinks it's the Pope.
>Billy - Billy is Lunch Lady's vegetarian son. Opposite of his sister, he's intelligent, cute, nice, and charming. He's a piano virtuoso, a natural actor and scriptwriter, as well as a mathematical genius, but can't shower the world with his prowess because his mother hates him with all her heart (no one knows why) and keeps him locked up in a basement where she feeds him croutons and water on a weekly basis. He might be gay. Father is unknown.
>Matthew - Matt is the most prevalent character in the series. A small red-haired brat who seems to find himself in the oddest situations. He lives with his grandparents, who are both senile and dangerous.
>Darla - A wheelchair bound blonde girl who can't talk and drools all the time. Seems to get stuck in very awkward sticky situations.
>Muffin Lunch Lady's dog. It's a small, wandering-eyed chihuahua mutt thing. He's seen with Lunch Lady, Martha, and in Edna & Earl's house for some reason. A communal dog, I guess.
>Octavian Bob - One of the three first characters (created around 1999 along with Warty and Lunch Lady) An ancient purple Neptunian space alien who plays games with humanity; levitating objects, killing people, abducting and destroying things. He immigrated to Earth in the Winter of 1959 where he met Lunch Lady in a drug deal in an Iowa suburb.
>Warty the Wart-free Wart Witch - An old, decrepit, emphysemic green witch who eats kids.
Billy's grandparents Edna and Earl - Senile old druggie fucks who eat inorganic objects, offer tea to walls and commonly wander into traffic. They need to be in a home.
Minor characters:
Janitor, Thalido-kid, Crack Angel, Announcer, Oliver Twist, The Hippie, and Martha (Lunch Lady's sister, often seen in an electric wheelchair/scooter).
Influences: The Far Side (Gary Larson),Bloom County(Berke Breathed), Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson), Don Hertzfeldt, '50s B-movies, sci-fi books, Lord of the Flies, South Park and childhood dreams.
On a side note, the coolest animal on earth is the octopus, bar none, no contest.
Current Residence: Washington State
Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock/NWOBHM, classical, speed metal, thrash, folk, blues, bluegrass, jazz
Favourite photographer: Kevin Carter
Favourite style of art: Cartoon/sci-fi/horror
Operating System: Brain.
MP3 player of choice: Reel-to Reel tape player.
Shell of choice: The one on the corner. They're a bit cheaper.
Wallpaper of choice: '70s avocado paisley.
Skin of choice: Broken.
Favourite cartoon character: Michael Binkley (Bloom County)
Personal Quote: I want you to bloody my lip just so I can spit blood in your face.
# Comments
Comments: 144
cut the bloody hate why don't you? i dont care if you dont like humanoid talking animals and whatnot, its no excuse for you to treat people who do like shit. how'd you like it if i went around your page saying all your stuff was shit? you wouldnt bloody like it would you? so dont do it to us. just because we dont share the same tastes as you doesn't make us any worse than you. stop hating us and we wont hate you.
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I wouldn't care if you did.
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yeh i bet you bloody wouldnt, you emotionally void twat ¬.¬
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well you could have bloody well fooled me.
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You're judging my entire personality on a few stray dA comments.
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well show me some more of your personality and ill judge you on that. but first impressions are very important and your giving a pretty bad one.
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You can judge me how you like and it won't bother me, but it does show how quick to judge you are, which reflects poorly on you. Oh, and I'll call you cute if I want.
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look, i dont know what kind of a person you are in real life, but all im getting is this constant 'doesn't give a shit about anything' attitude, so that's all i can judge you on.
and if you can call me cute if you want, i guess that therefore gives me permission to call you a dickhead.
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All I said was "It would be better dead' or something along those lines and you seem to think you know me, as a person in my entirety based on that comment. You're fucking stupid if that's how you judge people. Also, you can call me what you want, I don't care.
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if you want me to judge you fairly, show me more than one dimension of your personality and stop acting like your so bloody great.
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You're projecting. I never said I was great, nor am I acting like it. So far all youv'e done is call me names and incessantly rant about how horrible I am.
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because all you've done is act so much better than everyone else. nad by the by your comics are shitty.
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You're telling me my cartoons are shitty when your 'art' reflects absolutely no fundamental understanding of PERSPECTIVE, technique or PROPORTION. And since you're the only person to ever call my art shitty, I know you're saying out of spite, not reasoning.
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whoa. you really are a self-important bastard. your art style is fine, but 'one pane comics' are just lame. and fyi i never said my art was great, but at least i dont go pretending im such a brilliantly amazing guy when im really not.
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I don't pretend any of this shit you're saying, you impose it on me because you think that's what I'm doing; in essence, that's how you perceive it. And one pane comics are acceptable. Gary Larson, a huge influence of mine, is FAMOUS for one pane comics. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they're bad.
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'just because i don't like them doesnt mean they're bad'? if thats your comeback, that's bullshit. yes, its my opinion, but its your opinion that they're good. doesn't matter how widespread that opinion is, its still an opinion. i mean, elvis is like one of the four best selling artists ever, but i still dislike his music.
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No shit. You're stating the obvious. Of course it's opinion, dumbass. Recognizing that "just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's bad" specifically recognized that your opinion doesn't make it fact. You're basically preaching to the choir here.
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if you know its opinion dont say dumb things like 'just because you like it, doesn't mean its bad' and btw the exact same thing could be said of 'animal forms' and all that shiz. don't call my way of doing things retarted shit and i wont say the same about yours. do as you would be done by and all that palaver.
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I have no idea what your point is here.
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my point is, stop slagging off animal forms and ill stop slagging off one pane comics. simples.
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No, I'll keep slagging. You can attack one pane comics all you want.
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well then, since this clearly isnt getting anywhere, im going to stop arguing with you (thank god, i was actually beginning to get bored of this)
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Thanks! You have a great style.
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It's totally something I'd draw xD
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Thankyou for the 
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Octopuses-octopi, octopae, whatever are cool
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Yeah, I hope to see more awesome randomness, like that marshmallow being burned alive.
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