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Sweatquius ♂️ [18814459] [2011-08-28 03:33:39 +0000 UTC] "D --> Just how many of us are" (Unknown)

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# About me


| Equius Zahhak | the Heir of Void | centaursTesticle | Highblood Landweller |

♐ Six Sweeps Old
♐ Derse Dreamer
♐ Blue blooded
♐ Nobility/Aristocracy
♐ Land of Caves and Silence
♐ Fistkind / 1/2bowkind / Bowkind

♥|insert willing eridan here u_u|
♦|Nepeta Leijon |
♠|Vriska Serket |
♣|empty|

account inventory ; im-pee


# Comments

Comments: 2513

superawesometacoman [2015-10-07 18:19:31 +0000 UTC]

And now, to traumatize Equius.

HEEEEEEERE'S GAMZEE!!!

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The-B-Rabbit [2012-12-25 08:33:59 +0000 UTC]

"Hello."

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amporaeridan [2012-09-22 03:59:31 +0000 UTC]

hello

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GAMZEErival12 [2012-08-12 03:08:25 +0000 UTC]

"hey!!! there,another blueblood,soo kawaii!!"and girl with brown hair purred

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Lets-Spin-This-Shit [2012-08-03 20:24:04 +0000 UTC]

She was running away from screaming and adoring fans, then suddenly hid behind a building. She sighed in relief to know she got away from them. Vinyl turned around to see you. "GAH!"

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bernadonner [2012-07-15 16:55:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Hello.

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xMeikoSAKERUNE [2012-06-16 13:23:34 +0000 UTC]

{{ i cannot begin to express how much i love you-- }}

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Sweatquius In reply to xMeikoSAKERUNE [2012-07-02 07:58:13 +0000 UTC]

{ shriek?/???? }

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xMeikoSAKERUNE In reply to Sweatquius [2012-08-08 20:59:42 +0000 UTC]

{{ THAT IS NOT THE CORRECT REPLY-- }}

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Wanna-B-Country [2012-06-16 05:22:28 +0000 UTC]

"Woah, dude!" he poked his muscle,"All real?"

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Sweatquius In reply to Wanna-B-Country [2012-07-03 20:51:43 +0000 UTC]

<< the fact that he is speaking in awkwardly broken English is already appalling, but touching you without your permission is simply infuriating. >>
D --> Firstly, do attempt to refrain from coming into physical contact with me
D --> Secondarily, I am not sure how they could be fake in the first place

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Wanna-B-Country In reply to Sweatquius [2012-07-04 03:06:05 +0000 UTC]

He stopped touching him but was still staring,"Well, steroids and shit."

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LearnedJackShitToday [2012-06-16 04:51:58 +0000 UTC]

(( lets have sex ))

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Sweatquius In reply to LearnedJackShitToday [2012-07-02 07:57:28 +0000 UTC]

{ NO THANK }

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Alaskan-Range [2012-06-08 22:45:00 +0000 UTC]

*Is walking around and is farely lost she see's some one and runs up to him*

U-U-Um excuse m-m-me...

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Sweatquius In reply to Alaskan-Range [2012-06-16 03:44:10 +0000 UTC]

<< an eyebrow raised at her somewhat questionable appearance, he supposes he can't just outright ignore her without looking awfully impolite. >>
D --> Is there something you require

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W-hat-i-s-my-n-ame [2012-06-03 01:50:08 +0000 UTC]

E-Equius...?

*He kind of stared up at him, eyes wide and unblinking.*

Guess. Guess what.

Guess what?

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Sweatquius In reply to W-hat-i-s-my-n-ame [2012-06-16 03:42:38 +0000 UTC]

D --> Petulant guessing games are not my forte, I'm afraid
D --> Please simply state yourself outright

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W-hat-i-s-my-n-ame In reply to Sweatquius [2012-06-16 21:43:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh...

But maybe just. Just this once? Is all just once? Just one guess maybe? Please..?

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TinyToes-FrostyNose [2012-05-27 01:34:56 +0000 UTC]

"Ah!" He stares for a while, "... a troll!"

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Sweatquius In reply to TinyToes-FrostyNose [2012-05-27 01:49:42 +0000 UTC]

D --> Your statement was indeed peculiarly worded; indeed, if I were to interpret it, it would indicate that you are e%pressing surprise of my presence
D --> There is honestly not much to be surprised by
D --> What is alarming

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TinyToes-FrostyNose In reply to Sweatquius [2012-05-27 01:56:06 +0000 UTC]

He just nods, staring silently up at him. He takes a moment to think about what he had said, "... so, i-is that a yes?"

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Sweatquius In reply to TinyToes-FrostyNose [2012-05-28 19:22:44 +0000 UTC]

D --> You did, in fact, not ask me a question
D --> However, I do suppose you meant to inquire my species
D --> The answer, then, is "yes"

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TinyToes-FrostyNose In reply to Sweatquius [2012-05-28 19:27:00 +0000 UTC]

"Ah..." he steps closer, holding his spear out and lightly nudging him with it.

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Sweatquius In reply to TinyToes-FrostyNose [2012-05-28 19:50:37 +0000 UTC]

<< the spear is a mere toy, but the rude implications of being jabbed with a sharp object are present enough. He swiftly disarms him; after all, he is much stronger. holding the spear high above his head, he raised an eyebrow at him. >>
D --> I do e%pect you to apologize

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TinyToes-FrostyNose In reply to Sweatquius [2012-05-28 20:29:28 +0000 UTC]

"W... wah!" His eyes widened as the spear was suddenly taken away. It shocked him, no doubt, since to Finland the spear was a deadly weapon, not to be messed with. "M-my... mine...!" He merely looked up at the man, his eyes starting to water in panic, though he doesn't apologise anytime soon.

"Give... give it...!"

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Sweatquius In reply to TinyToes-FrostyNose [2012-06-02 08:55:46 +0000 UTC]

<< holding it higher, he looked down at the other with a sort of half-hearted interest, cocking his head. He didn't relinquish his grasp on it. Not very sure what to do in the presence of children, he merely repeated his previous statement. >>
D --> An apology, if you please

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TinyToes-FrostyNose In reply to Sweatquius [2012-06-05 13:46:16 +0000 UTC]

He simply kept his hands in the air, staring up at him with the eyes starting to drip tears lightly down his face. Eventually, he took a tiny hop back and bowed in a rather overly respectful way. Though, the man did have his spear.
"Anteeksi! (I'm sorry!)"

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Sweatquius In reply to TinyToes-FrostyNose [2012-06-16 03:45:56 +0000 UTC]

<< He raised an eyebrow and got a better look at the child as his glasses slipped down his nose. He presented the child with his spear once more, handing it back cautiously as he relinquished his grip and returned it. >>
D --> Crying is a petulant habit for mere children
D --> Cease at once, if you'd please

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SirSpain-de-Hearts [2012-05-27 01:30:55 +0000 UTC]

((Thanks for the watch~))

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Sweatquius In reply to SirSpain-de-Hearts [2012-05-27 01:48:31 +0000 UTC]

{ says not to thank me for the watch in my ID. }

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Legit-Field-of-Study [2012-05-12 22:09:26 +0000 UTC]

/stares at the alien/

You. Uhm. Well, you're an ALIEN!

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Sweatquius In reply to Legit-Field-of-Study [2012-05-21 03:27:38 +0000 UTC]

D --> Your statement depends on the perspective of the accuser; while I must certainly be liable to be considered an extraterrestrial being in accordance to you, it is not the same if you were to view this from my perspective
D --> However, either way, such a statement is rather impolite, do you not agree

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BroodyPrettyBoy [2012-05-06 05:35:18 +0000 UTC]

"Woah!" Rordan walked over to him.

"Cool cosplay! Did you make some of it yourself?" He beamed.

He would brighten up when interested in something.

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Sweatquius In reply to BroodyPrettyBoy [2012-05-06 21:54:17 +0000 UTC]

D --> Cosplay
<< he frowned, his lips pursed, and he looked a bit puzzled, wringing his hands in front of him into the cloth of his blank tank top >>
D --> Er
D --> I don't suppose you could supply me with a definition of what you're speaking of

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BroodyPrettyBoy In reply to Sweatquius [2012-05-06 23:59:19 +0000 UTC]

"You know, dressing up as a character from your favourite fandom!"
He beamed, flinging his arms into the air with exctiment.

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Sweatquius In reply to BroodyPrettyBoy [2012-05-08 05:43:08 +0000 UTC]

D --> That does sound rather insulting, although a few of the terminology you used was lost to me
<< he said, stiffening, a surprised look gracing his features. >>
D --> However, if you are somewhat implying that I am wearing a costume, you're quite mistaken
<< he glanced down at his dirty wifebeater and oil-stained shorts, feeling a bit self concious. >>
D --> These are merely my
D --> Casual clothes

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BroodyPrettyBoy In reply to Sweatquius [2012-05-08 05:51:20 +0000 UTC]

"Then what's with the horns?" Rordan pointed to them

That was not part of any "casual" clothing Rordan
had ever seen. Then again Rordan dressed different
himself.

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Sweatquius In reply to BroodyPrettyBoy [2012-05-21 03:28:17 +0000 UTC]

D --> They're attached to my skull, I'm afraid I can't do much about them
<< he grumbled, frowning, a little annoyed. >>

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BroodyPrettyBoy In reply to Sweatquius [2012-05-21 03:37:23 +0000 UTC]

"Really? Cool!" He exclaimed. His eyes
were bright showing his like for them.

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Sweatquius In reply to BroodyPrettyBoy [2012-05-23 03:39:01 +0000 UTC]

<< he raised an eyebrow at him, and was under the impression that the other didn't quite grasp what he was trying to say. >>
D --> I am trying to say that
D --> They are "real" as you would say
D --> In that they are not part of a costume nor are they artificial
D --> I was hatched with them

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BroodyPrettyBoy In reply to Sweatquius [2012-05-23 04:39:14 +0000 UTC]

"Oh...What are you then?" He asked curiously.
He seemed serious enough so Rordan believed him.

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Sweatquius In reply to BroodyPrettyBoy [2012-05-27 01:25:42 +0000 UTC]

<< gosh how awkward is it to have to explain what you are. it was a little odd; equius was well aware what this rordan guy was, but he really was surprised so few humans knew what he was. >>
D --> Alternian
<< he said simply, as if expressing a nationality. the term "alien" or "extraterrestrial" somehow seemed a bit offensive. >>

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BroodyPrettyBoy In reply to Sweatquius [2012-05-31 01:58:14 +0000 UTC]

"Alternian eh? So all Alternians have horns, right?" He asked,"What
happened to yours?..OH! UH! If you don't mind me asking...that is."

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Sweatquius In reply to BroodyPrettyBoy [2012-07-03 20:52:41 +0000 UTC]

D --> Er
<< it's kind of an embarrassing story that involves you being dumb. you certainly dont want other people to think that youre dumb. >>
D --> An unfortunate mishap; an accident, if you will, although they usually grow back
D --> Uh
D --> Mine does not seem to be demonstrating those particular traits

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2ndChobit [2012-05-06 02:00:19 +0000 UTC]

She looked up at the new being curiously. "What kind of being are you?" She asked in her soft voice, tilting her head to the side.

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Sweatquius In reply to 2ndChobit [2012-05-16 05:16:22 +0000 UTC]

D --> Is this inquiry directed towards me
<< he asked, a bit perplexed, and he raised an eyebrow at her. >>
D --> Should not this be blatantly obvious
D --> My species is not easily confused with any other

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Just-Not-Creative [2012-04-23 22:02:56 +0000 UTC]

You look like you need HELP

being creative Equius!

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Sweatquius In reply to Just-Not-Creative [2012-04-29 18:01:11 +0000 UTC]

D --> Pardon
D --> I am not sure how my imaginative abilities are really of any importance
D --> Is this a euphemism for some absurd obscure meaning

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Just-Not-Creative In reply to Sweatquius [2012-05-01 01:11:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh?
Maaaaaybe?

Heh heh heh.

It's just I thought you'd be able to help me be creative cause...Well your know your blood.

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