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# Statistics
Favourites: 446; Deviations: 10; Watchers: 35
Watching: 7; Pageviews: 5184; Comments Made: 246; Friends: 7
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: KodakupiFavorite movies: Saw and zombie movies I guess-
Favorite TV shows: DO OBJECT SHOWS COUNT- (They're not on TV but they're shows u h h h)
Favorite bands / musical artists: None
Favorite books: None
Favorite writers: None
Favorite games: Skyrim, Terraria, Stardew Valley, fuckin M i n e c r a f t (mine diamonds broseph)
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: Photoshop, IBIS Paint, and MediBang.
Other Interests: Roleplaying and playing video games I guess-
# About me
Hey yo, what's poppin homies.I like drawing, roleplaying, and creating stories/characters. I have never written anything before, though it is an interest of mine and I want to attempt writing some day. I also love reading others stories, and helping create them. I do love roleplaying, though since I have little experience writing I'm not the best yet. I haven't made many friends online so far, so sorry in advance if I tend to get anxious often. I like dark and disturbing shit like gore and zombies, I swear, I'm not an emo teen or some shit-
I love drawing, though I haven't been drawing long. I've only been drawing for about a year and a half, so It won't quite match up to the other art people post.
Just a little owo fact is that I love object shows a shit ton. If you don't know what an object show is, then I am sorry that you have not seen the true god of this word. Also Undertale. I really like Undertale. A l o t .
# Comments
Comments: 20
Sakryptix [2017-12-22 03:29:33 +0000 UTC]
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest
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SPL1SH-SPL0SH In reply to Sakryptix [2017-12-22 03:34:21 +0000 UTC]
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SPL1SH-SPL0SH In reply to Sakryptix [2017-12-22 04:46:40 +0000 UTC]
!!!play www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSINCX…
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SPL1SH-SPL0SH In reply to Sakryptix [2017-12-22 04:55:09 +0000 UTC]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmEUpM…
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SPL1SH-SPL0SH In reply to Sakryptix [2017-12-22 04:57:03 +0000 UTC]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTdsR5…
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Sakryptix [2017-10-18 02:17:30 +0000 UTC]
Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes until our show's on.
That's not enough time.
There's always time for a song.
(Huh, who is that?)
Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist.
Oh.
What's the time? It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.
What do you mean? We're already clean. Scrub, scrub, scrub, 'til the water's brown. Time is a ruler to measure the day, it doesn't go backwards, only one way. Watch it go round like a merry go round, going so fast like a merry go round.
Let's go on a journey, a journey through time. It's time that's changing all the time, it's time to go to time.
But we don't really want to; we're going to miss our show.
DON'T BE STUPID FRIENDS! C'mon it's time to go.
Time is old like the Victorian times.
With cobbles and plague and speaking in rhymes. With cobbles and chimneys a simpler time. With cobbles and sawdust and batteries and slime.
This tree that is old has circles inside.
The tree that is older has shriveled and died.
The apple that's fresh is ripe to the core
and I rot over time and I'm not anymore.
Time can be told by the moon or the sun but time flies fast when you're having fun. There's a time and a place for mucking around!
Like birthdays
and camping;
I'm friends with my dad.
And then what happened after the olden days?
Time went new and got old like history. Stuff from the past went into a mystery.
An old man died.
But, look, a computer! Everything's cool, IT'S THE FUTURE!
Time is now, the future anew, and look at all of the wonderful things you can do! With gadgets and gizmos and email addresses!
My dad is a computer.
Look at the time!
It's quarter to eight, there's fish on my plate.
It's twenty past day, there's fish on my tray.
It's eleven to twelve, there's fish in the bath.
It's nine thirty, there's fish everywhere....fish everywhere.
Now you can see the importance of time. It helps us make pizza, it keeps things in line.
But when did it start? And when will it stop?
Time is important and I am a clock.
If we run out of time, then where does it go?
Is time even real?
Does anyone know?
Maybe time's just a construct of human perception. An illusion created by-
Meh, meh, meh, meh, Meh, meh, meh, meh, Meh, meh, MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH!
Sunrise, sunset night and day. The changing seasons the smell of hay. Look at your hair grow, isn't it strange? How time makes your appearance change.
Make it stop!
It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine, but eventually everyone runs out of time
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