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# Statistics
Favourites: 330; Deviations: 14; Watchers: 12
Watching: 17; Pageviews: 2664; Comments Made: 164; Friends: 17
# Interests
Favorite movies: Hush, Zootopia, The Road to El Dorado, Treasure PlanetFavorite TV shows: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Animaniacs, The Office, Mob Psycho 100
Favorite books: Flipped, The Outsiders
Favorite games: Pokemon Colosseum, Portal, Life is Strange, Don't Starve, Terraria
# About me
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# Comments
Comments: 96
ChillyPluto [2019-10-02 05:50:33 +0000 UTC]
Bees have loudest orgasms of all living beings.
The drone penis—which only emerges when mating—is specially designed to disperse an impressively large load of semen with tremendous speed and force. This is achieved through the contraction of abdominal muscles, which basically "inflates" the penis via pressure.
As the drones have to penetrate mid-flight, their penises also boast "claspers" at their base to help grip the queen. Once gripped, he straddles her, his thorax poised above her abdomen. He then grabs that minx with all six legs, everts his tricky endophallus, and tries desperately to ejaculate into her opened "sting chamber." As the penis is everted, the drone becomes paralyzed and does a backflip—you can't make this shit up—as he ejaculates.
And yes, the drone ejaculation is so damn powerful, the semen "blast" possesses such force, that it's audible to the human ear; apparently bee semen bursting into an oviduct sounds like a "pop!"
Oh, this little exchange also explodes the penis entirely. Or rather, it "ruptures" it from the drone's body, allowing it to remain inside the queen's vagina.
But fret not. This "mating sign" does prevent further penetration from other drones, rather just the prevention of semen loss.
And yes, post orgasm, the drone bee dies.
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Ritzzee In reply to peachpiepeeps [2019-02-05 03:47:56 +0000 UTC]
dang i be getting called out
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tallehart [2018-07-30 03:11:16 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so much for the watch! It's very appreciated <3
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Yoyu-Reptile [2017-09-09 21:46:55 +0000 UTC]
Theres a weird gay porno where 3 guys shove tripod things into their dickholes and then pull them out so they get 1 meter dicks
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rainygay In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-10-08 03:57:46 +0000 UTC]
dude i think i remember that video omg GET ME IN ON THAT SHIT HAHAHAHHA
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Yoyu-Reptile In reply to rainygay [2017-10-08 16:15:22 +0000 UTC]
SURE M'DUDE HERES MY ADRESS: 666 HELLSTATE
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Ritzzee In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-09-14 21:57:27 +0000 UTC]
why are you watching gay porn?
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Ritzzee In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-09-15 01:25:38 +0000 UTC]
i thought u were a child of the lord
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Yoyu-Reptile [2017-06-24 17:32:08 +0000 UTC]
I'm proud of you.
Welcome to the skeleton clique can I offer you some floral print
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Flower-Delivery [2017-06-15 21:35:13 +0000 UTC]
You just received a flower
From someone that appreciates you!
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