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Ritzzee ♀️ [40360724] [2016-09-05 00:25:22 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 330; Deviations: 14; Watchers: 12

Watching: 17; Pageviews: 2664; Comments Made: 164; Friends: 17

# Interests

Favorite movies: Hush, Zootopia, The Road to El Dorado, Treasure Planet
Favorite TV shows: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Animaniacs, The Office, Mob Psycho 100
Favorite books: Flipped, The Outsiders
Favorite games: Pokemon Colosseum, Portal, Life is Strange, Don't Starve, Terraria

# About me

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# Comments

Comments: 96

ChillyPluto [2019-10-02 05:50:33 +0000 UTC]

Bees have loudest orgasms of all living beings.

The drone penis—which only emerges when mating—is specially designed to disperse an impressively large load of semen with tremendous speed and force. This is achieved through the contraction of abdominal muscles, which basically "inflates" the penis via pressure. 

As the drones have to penetrate mid-flight, their penises also boast "claspers" at their base to help grip the queen. Once gripped, he straddles her, his thorax poised above her abdomen. He then grabs that minx with all six legs, everts his tricky endophallus, and tries desperately to ejaculate into her opened "sting chamber." As the penis is everted, the drone becomes paralyzed and does a backflip—you can't make this shit up—as he ejaculates.

And yes, the drone ejaculation is so damn powerful, the semen "blast" possesses such force, that it's audible to the human ear; apparently bee semen bursting into an oviduct sounds like a "pop!"  

Oh, this little exchange also explodes the penis entirely. Or rather, it "ruptures" it from the drone's body, allowing it to remain inside the queen's vagina.

But fret not. This "mating sign" does prevent further penetration from other drones, rather just the prevention of semen loss.

And yes, post orgasm, the drone bee dies.

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peachpiepeeps [2019-02-02 18:12:02 +0000 UTC]

I was sent to call you SMELLYYYyyyy

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Ritzzee In reply to peachpiepeeps [2019-02-05 03:47:56 +0000 UTC]

dang i be getting called out 

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tallehart [2018-07-30 03:11:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch! It's very appreciated <3

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Ritzzee In reply to tallehart [2018-07-30 07:48:07 +0000 UTC]

its no problem!

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ChillyPluto [2018-03-04 22:08:32 +0000 UTC]

 

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Ritzzee In reply to ChillyPluto [2018-03-04 23:07:36 +0000 UTC]

 

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ChillyPluto In reply to Ritzzee [2018-03-04 23:23:22 +0000 UTC]

 

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Ritzzee In reply to ChillyPluto [2018-03-05 00:06:05 +0000 UTC]

bitch no u aint  

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ChillyPluto In reply to Ritzzee [2018-03-05 00:15:17 +0000 UTC]

 

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Ritzzee In reply to ChillyPluto [2018-03-06 02:53:11 +0000 UTC]

 

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TriassicTim [2018-02-06 02:07:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav, cool gallery.

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TriassicTim In reply to TriassicTim [2018-02-06 02:07:53 +0000 UTC]

And the watch

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ChillyPluto [2018-02-01 21:36:51 +0000 UTC]

 

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ChillyPluto [2018-01-30 03:51:02 +0000 UTC]

i dont take that back

vvvv

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Ritzzee In reply to ChillyPluto [2018-01-30 23:53:54 +0000 UTC]

take it back >: ((((

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ChillyPluto In reply to Ritzzee [2018-01-30 23:54:03 +0000 UTC]

MAKE ME

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Ritzzee In reply to ChillyPluto [2018-01-31 00:15:59 +0000 UTC]

ur smelly 

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ChillyPluto In reply to Ritzzee [2018-01-31 00:16:22 +0000 UTC]

no u

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Ritzzee In reply to ChillyPluto [2018-01-31 00:47:01 +0000 UTC]

no im ugli, ur smelly!!

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ChillyPluto In reply to Ritzzee [2018-01-31 02:26:02 +0000 UTC]

UR SMELLY

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Ritzzee In reply to ChillyPluto [2018-01-31 03:57:49 +0000 UTC]

UR UGLI!!!

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ChillyPluto In reply to Ritzzee [2018-01-31 03:58:19 +0000 UTC]

 

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ChillyPluto [2018-01-29 03:05:05 +0000 UTC]

no wait i take that back

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ChillyPluto [2018-01-29 03:04:58 +0000 UTC]

the person below is hella gay

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Ritzzee In reply to ChillyPluto [2018-01-30 03:50:41 +0000 UTC]

ha 


w a i t

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ChillyPluto [2017-12-21 02:11:43 +0000 UTC]

Wake up and smell the Koolaid.

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Yoyu-Reptile [2017-09-09 21:46:55 +0000 UTC]

Theres a weird gay porno where 3 guys shove tripod things into their dickholes and then pull them out so they get 1 meter dicks

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rainygay In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-10-08 03:57:46 +0000 UTC]

dude i think i remember that video omg GET ME IN ON THAT SHIT HAHAHAHHA

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Yoyu-Reptile In reply to rainygay [2017-10-08 16:15:22 +0000 UTC]

SURE M'DUDE HERES MY ADRESS: 666 HELLSTATE

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Ritzzee In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-09-14 21:57:27 +0000 UTC]

why are you watching gay porn?

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Yoyu-Reptile In reply to Ritzzee [2017-09-15 01:24:39 +0000 UTC]

Im gay and porn is great

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Ritzzee In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-09-15 01:25:38 +0000 UTC]

i thought u were a child of the lord

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Yoyu-Reptile In reply to Ritzzee [2017-09-16 04:20:40 +0000 UTC]

i am fight me

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Ritzzee In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-09-17 17:51:35 +0000 UTC]

no

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Yoyu-Reptile In reply to Ritzzee [2017-09-17 21:53:48 +0000 UTC]

yes

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Ritzzee In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-09-19 01:01:37 +0000 UTC]

no

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rainygay [2017-07-21 15:06:39 +0000 UTC]

 ♥
lmao I JUST NOTICED THE LITTLE HEART

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Ritzzee In reply to rainygay [2017-07-21 17:04:02 +0000 UTC]

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snicker-dog [2017-07-10 21:16:46 +0000 UTC]

hi

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Ritzzee In reply to snicker-dog [2017-07-10 22:13:57 +0000 UTC]

hello

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Yoyu-Reptile [2017-06-24 17:32:08 +0000 UTC]

I'm proud of you.
Welcome to the skeleton clique can I offer you some floral print

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Ritzzee In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-06-25 03:09:53 +0000 UTC]

thank u very much

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Yoyu-Reptile [2017-06-16 01:18:47 +0000 UTC]

 

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Ritzzee In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-06-16 01:45:07 +0000 UTC]

  

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Yoyu-Reptile In reply to Ritzzee [2017-06-16 02:19:45 +0000 UTC]

 

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Ritzzee In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-06-17 01:44:15 +0000 UTC]

   

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Yoyu-Reptile In reply to Ritzzee [2017-06-17 18:39:14 +0000 UTC]

  

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Ritzzee In reply to Yoyu-Reptile [2017-06-17 18:43:55 +0000 UTC]

 

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Flower-Delivery [2017-06-15 21:35:13 +0000 UTC]

 You just received a flower
From someone that appreciates you!

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