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# Comments
Comments: 295
AlexArgentin [2021-08-24 15:12:34 +0000 UTC]
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SparkysCreations [2020-05-15 19:27:44 +0000 UTC]
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GalaxyBlues [2020-01-27 13:02:22 +0000 UTC]
Hey : )
Hey buddy : )
You know what time it is dont ya : ))
Happy birthday owo
AAAYY
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTH TO YOU
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDSY, BIRTHDAY TO YOU?
DONT GET STUNG BY JELLYFISH
I can’t rhyme so why do I try anymore
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALLUM!!!
Happy borth
Day of birth
Day of biriarth
“I LOVE YOU BITCH
AND I AINT GON NEVER STOP LOVING YOU
BITCH”
hahaha now ur sixteen 👁👄👁
(This is my worst “poem” yet)
Now learn to drive or else
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QwertyTop777 In reply to GalaxyBlues [2020-01-27 16:48:11 +0000 UTC]
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeeEE--- (finished disney song)
YEAH 16?? HOW DOES IT FEEL??
shit thats wwhat
ALSO I CANT LEARN HOW TO DRIVE ((( SAD FAAAACE AND NO THE POEM THIS YEAR WAS GREAT THAK U SO MUCH
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KaitlynnNicole [2020-01-02 10:12:18 +0000 UTC]
Your Art warms my heart and I'm in love.
Keep up the good work because you're legit my inspiration now.
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QwertyTop777 In reply to KaitlynnNicole [2020-01-02 20:11:24 +0000 UTC]
OH m ygod,,,,, IM AN INSPIRATION?? holey,,s hti.......THANK YOU??? i dont even know what to say omg
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KaitlynnNicole In reply to QwertyTop777 [2020-01-03 04:52:32 +0000 UTC]
BbBb,,, that's okay,, But LIKE YOU'RE AMAZING please keep making art >.>
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KaitlynnNicole In reply to QwertyTop777 [2020-01-03 06:22:32 +0000 UTC]
GOOD IT MAKES MY HEART SOFT
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GalaxyBlues [2019-01-27 17:22:08 +0000 UTC]
Hey ol' buddy ol' pal you know what time it is.
Ol' chum ol' buddy ol' pal ol' diddly doo
It's your birthday
Yeah that's right, yoUR birthday! The day you were born! WOW!
And I'm going to try and rhYME
*Claps hands together to make a dumb beat*
Uh! Uh! Uh! OH OH OH, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Y O U
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO
BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY, IT'S A DAY ABOUT Y OU !!
YEAH!!
*Grabs piano and starts smashing the keys*
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY
OR THAT YOU DID HAVE A GREAT ONE??
BUT I HOPE IT IS F U N
BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE MY AGE (I think) WHICH MEANS NOTHING
I'VE STOPPED RHYMING
BUT
*deep inhale*
hAPPPYYYYY BIRTHDDDAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY KALLUM
YEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*slaps meaty thighs*
lmao Happy Birthday, dude
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QwertyTop777 In reply to GalaxyBlues [2019-01-27 21:21:25 +0000 UTC]
favorite part of the year oh my god chgdfodfgkhjdfg
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GalaxyBlues In reply to QwertyTop777 [2019-01-27 21:22:13 +0000 UTC]
lmao you're welcome
*dabs*
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QwertyTop777 In reply to fluffideer [2019-01-12 22:05:34 +0000 UTC]
No problem, thank you so much!
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GalaxyBlues [2018-02-12 03:28:46 +0000 UTC]
Somebody once toucha my spaghet….oh
Someone is in thisa house
It's got a face, but no body. It's got a face, but no body.
*Varies slaps*
They start touching but they don't stop touching
My spaghet is really worth nothing
What do you mean she go? You'll never stay if you don't go.
TOUCHA MY SPAGHETTA
SOMEBODY TOUCH
THIS
TOUCHA MY SPAGHETTA
THIS SPAGHET TASTE LIKE PISS
It's got a face but no fAcE???
Someone's in this HOOOUUSEEE
Break the chaaaiiirrr
*MORE VARIES SLAPS AND SQUEAKS*
TOUCHA MY SPAGHETTA
SOMEBODY TOUCH
THIS
TOUCHA MY SPAGHETTA
THIS SPAGET TASTE LIKE PISS
It's got a face but no FaCe???
Someone's in this HOOOUUSEEE
Break the chaaaiiirrr
StOp
sToP
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GalaxyBlues [2018-02-12 03:28:31 +0000 UTC]
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
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GalaxyBlues [2018-02-12 03:28:23 +0000 UTC]
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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QwertyTop777 In reply to GalaxyBlues [2018-02-12 22:14:15 +0000 UTC]
help skype doesnt wanna work im trying to text u
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GalaxyBlues [2018-02-12 03:28:11 +0000 UTC]
when you accidentally comment the bee movie script….
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them!
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JRodZx [2018-02-09 19:03:23 +0000 UTC]
I didn't expect you to give me a Happy Birthday yesterday. Thank you for that. 😊
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QwertyTop777 In reply to JRodZx [2018-02-09 21:25:36 +0000 UTC]
No problem!! I hope you had a good day
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GalaxyBlues [2018-01-27 18:00:45 +0000 UTC]
WHAT'S THIS?!
A BIRTHDAY?!
CAN IT BE?!
*FURIOUSLY FLIPS THROUGH EMPTY NOTEBOOK*
IT IS
GREAT STARCLAN
*RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES*
WELL GOSH DARN DIDDLY DOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
REMEMBER THIS WON'T YOU?!
I CAN'T RYHME
BUT I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME
SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY
AND I HOPE IT GOES YOUR WAY
HAPPPYYYY BIRRRTTHHHHDDAAAYYY
*SCREECHING*
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QwertyTop777 In reply to GalaxyBlues [2018-01-29 21:17:50 +0000 UTC]
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
OH MY GODD!!!!
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AwesomeToast0 [2017-11-30 06:41:56 +0000 UTC]
To let you know, my commissions are open so you can order that icon if you wanted!
Commissions and Customs Journal -OPEN!-Commission Info:
My commissions will be open when it is on my page. (my bio with all the watermelons)
WILL NOT DRAW: NSFW, Excessive gore, Nudity
WILL DRAW: Furry, anthro/ferral, Humans (i love drawing them <3) light gore, and Creatures of any kind
Commissions: OPEN
10 p for head
15 p for full body
17 p for body and background
+8p for lineart
+?p for extra character (Depends on simplicity)
Fill this out~
Commission Type:
Reference:
Personality Traits:
Total Points:
lineart takes longer than normal style
( Normal Style does NOT include background )
Headshot example
Full body example
Full body lineart example
Full body w/ Background
None yet!
Customs:
Customs MUST be sent through
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