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Oxys-Moron
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[2019-06-19 20:22:40 +0000 UTC]
"Make me feel alive again!"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 2241; Deviations: 5; Watchers: 23
Watching: 31; Pageviews: 3932; Comments Made: 1757; Friends: 31
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Squidward Q. TentaclesFavorite movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Foodfight
Favorite TV shows: I don’t watch TV. I’m not an alcoholic dad in his mid thirties.
Favorite bands / musical artists: Squidward Q. Tentacles, Beatles, Emezie, Crush 40, All-American Rejects, Matthew McConaughey
Favorite books: The History of Canadia, How to Play Connect 4, and self-help books
Favorite writers: If I say who it is, you’ll make fun of me.
Favorite games: Connect 4, Smash Bros., Competitive Bitch Toss, Mario, Sonic, Star Fox, Pokémon, Street Fighter, Crash, Jak, I play a lot of games, okay?!
Favorite gaming platform: A shelf
Tools of the Trade: I take offense to that.
Other Interests: I’m an amateur voice actor and comedian. I mainly started this account to get past the new age-restrictions.
# About me
9# Comments
Comments: 128
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Hey man I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier lmao what's up ?
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Yeah, freaking eclipse. 😒
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I’m sorry, I don’t know who you are
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Nothing does. There’s no life after death.
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Yeah, yeah
Ayo, Haters, it's time.
It's time, Haters (aight, Haters, begin).
Straight out the Epic dungeons of rap.
The Worm drops deep as does my Lego.
I never watch, 'cause to watch is the Sister of rego.
Beyond the walls of puppies, life is defined.
I think of Young girls when I'm in a Heaven state of mind.
Hope the term got some squirm.
My firm don't like no dirty germ.
Run up to the long-term and get the berm.
What more could you ask for? The Cool Worm?
You complain about Trolls.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the firm.
I'm rappin' to the Diaper,
And I'm gonna move your viper.
Handsome, Nice, Young, like a Noah
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a boa.
I can't take the Trolls, can't take the God.
I woulda tried to Tickle I guess I got no fraud.
I'm rappin' to the viper,
And I'm gonna move your Diaper.
Yea, yaz, in a Heaven state of mind.
When I was young my Sister had a boa.
I waz kicked out without no goa.
I never thought I'd see that samoa.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my Sister's noaa.
A loved Cute is quite the suit.
Thinking of Young girls. Yaz, thinking of Young girls (Young girls).
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Wow. I’m in shock. Complete fucking shock. I haven’t seen any piece of rap this absolutely horrendous since Jake Paul’s It’s Everygay Bro. I haven’t seen any piece of rap this legendarily shitty since I saw the Son Goku vs. Link Epic Fictional Rap Battles.
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Yeah, yeah
Ayo, Oxys-Moron, it's time.
It's time, Oxys-Moron (aight, Oxys-Moron, begin).
Straight out the Sexy dungeons of rap.
The furry drops deep as does my Feet.
I never Lick, 'cause to Lick is the Mother of eat.
Beyond the walls of Soles, life is defined.
I think of Feet when I'm in a Mom's Vulva state of mind.
Hope the eat got some meet.
My receipt don't like no dirty seat.
Run up to the beat and get the treat.
What more could you ask for? The motherly furry?
You complain about Trolls.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the worry.
I'm rappin' to the Sole,
And I'm gonna move your console.
Daughterly, Younge, imature, like a Butt
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a gut.
I can't take the Trolls, can't take the Diaper.
I woulda tried to Suck I guess I got no hyper.
I'm rappin' to the console,
And I'm gonna move your Sole.
Yea, yaz, in a Mom's Vulva state of mind.
When I was young my Mother had a scurry.
I waz kicked out without no slurry.
I never thought I'd see that curry.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my Mother's worry.
A Smelly Vag is quite the console.
Thinking of Feet. Yaz, thinking of Feet (Feet).
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