Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-01 17:03:25 +0000 UTC]

Squids freeze in Alaska and there are no ducks around to skin- I mean talk to. ^^

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-01 17:41:17 +0000 UTC]

There be Canadian geese?

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-02 02:39:01 +0000 UTC]

Not in Canada. Surprising, yes?

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-02 23:50:17 +0000 UTC]

Did you know they're endangered? o___o
I saw one in a zoo in China. I was like, "We have loads. You can have them for keeps. They poop too much."

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-03 15:48:08 +0000 UTC]

They do not! But they're certainly fun to mess with.
I pretend to throw bread and they look at me like, "So where is it?" and I'm all like, "Silly goose, that's a bunch o' rocks!"

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-03 18:42:49 +0000 UTC]

One nearly bit me. e__e
I tried to feed it a leaf.

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-04 14:51:45 +0000 UTC]

I don't think geese eat leaves. Perhaps some caviar would better suit their tastes?
(And they try to bite you, they can suit YOUR tastes.)

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-04 17:33:46 +0000 UTC]

I am not buying caviar for geese. =__=;;

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-05 04:27:35 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'd appreciate it. *sparkle sparkle*

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-05 13:47:36 +0000 UTC]

You is a squid. *squint*

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-05 15:58:56 +0000 UTC]

Squids eat caviar. And other squids. And ducks on occasion. >D

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-05 16:08:43 +0000 UTC]

This duck owns a harpoon.

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-05 23:46:51 +0000 UTC]

This squid controls a mafia.

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-06 20:53:42 +0000 UTC]

Ducks own sledge hammers.

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-08 04:00:05 +0000 UTC]

Squids have acess to an endless supply of Matteo-clones, all renamed Debby.

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-08 04:23:46 +0000 UTC]

That just gave me a creepy vision of an army of cross-dressing Matteo-drones..
I have my brother. WHATNOW.

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-25 00:59:46 +0000 UTC]

Your brother shall be the general of my Debby/Matteo army. We shall overrun the Earth and discover the secret to Immortality. I shall rename all of the continents and split the people up by their ages to specific continents. And then-!

I shall get a poodle and name him Evangeline just to confuse everyone.

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-26 01:48:18 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever heard of the Fememe? ([link] )

But, poodles are kinda creepy.

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-26 03:42:14 +0000 UTC]

O_O no. No I have not.

Not the ones that look like wolves. ^u^

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-27 14:23:50 +0000 UTC]

That's what I thought when you mentioned Matteo's alternate personality "Debbie". e__e;;

There are poodles that look like wolves?
...

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-27 15:17:25 +0000 UTC]

It'th not "Debbie". That'th thupid. It'th DEBBY.

Yeth. I genetically engineered them thpecifically for that purpothe.

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-27 18:51:27 +0000 UTC]

Is this a Homestuck reference?

Care to find an image to show me? :3

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-27 21:12:08 +0000 UTC]

No. This is a DEBBIES reference.

Sure. I'll email it.

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ofaubergines In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-07-27 22:56:48 +0000 UTC]

DEBBIE.
Does he know he's being referred to as Debbie by us?

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Oxymoronika In reply to ofaubergines [2012-07-30 20:50:02 +0000 UTC]

STOP THAT! 'Debby' is singular, 'Debbies' is plural. And no. No he doesn't. Heeheehoohoohaahaa.

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Oxymoronika In reply to SEND0R0SA [2012-04-18 19:46:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! ^^

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SEND0R0SA In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-04-18 19:47:52 +0000 UTC]

Welcome~

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Oxymoronika In reply to EIGHTIETH [2012-01-01 19:24:33 +0000 UTC]

First off, sent the really long one too early, so could you please resend that comment? You started it about Global Studies..

Secondly, d'awwww! A little croqueted squid!

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EIGHTIETH In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-01-01 19:30:51 +0000 UTC]

My thoughts about Global History exactly.
Yes, emotional barf bags. Hurdurdur. So what happens when we're on a roller coaster?

I don't like canned things. I like things au natural.
But I like pretty packaging/bagging. I'm a sucker for pretty boxes/wrapping. xD
It just started happening out of the blue. I used to never have any problems with drinking coffee. I've switched to tea fully. xD
I love ping pong, but I really, REALLY suck at it. It's fun anyways!
I'm using my creative juice on my web design. I pumped out a whole new design yesterday. I'm not done with everything yet, but MY BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS .
That one?

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Oxymoronika In reply to EIGHTIETH [2012-01-01 19:39:14 +0000 UTC]

Wrapping... Like that box in your locker?
Cans are cool.
Nice BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS. Very boxey. ^^
it's not bad to suck at ping pong. It's bad to HORRIBLY suck. But not to suck.

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EIGHTIETH In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-01-01 19:51:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes. And when you go shopping in posh stores and they package things nicely for you.
Au natural.
And there's going to be slidey effects too!!
I horribly suck.

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Oxymoronika In reply to EIGHTIETH [2012-01-01 20:06:43 +0000 UTC]

So fancy!
Fancy fancy fancy.
Slider effects? Like what?
Oh. Well, that is a problem.

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EIGHTIETH In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-01-02 14:03:52 +0000 UTC]

Kinda like my old site, when you clicked a link and something slid down. But this time, the whole page will slide.

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Oxymoronika In reply to EIGHTIETH [2012-01-02 14:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Cool! Maybe you could put in floating D's or something. ^^

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EIGHTIETH In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-01-02 21:14:57 +0000 UTC]

Nah, that'd be be pretty pointless and distracting.

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Oxymoronika In reply to EIGHTIETH [2012-01-02 22:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Heehee. Just a thought. I'm a pretty pointless and distracting person. ^^

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EIGHTIETH In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-01-03 00:33:14 +0000 UTC]

Aw, no. You're not pointless.

But thanks for the thought!

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Oxymoronika In reply to EIGHTIETH [2012-01-03 00:46:44 +0000 UTC]

Nobody's pointless.
My point is to die, degrade, and feed some plant.
It's everybody's point.

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EIGHTIETH In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-01-03 22:08:08 +0000 UTC]

Nah, that's our body's point.
Our point is to do something in the world. Or freeload.

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Oxymoronika In reply to EIGHTIETH [2012-01-03 23:38:45 +0000 UTC]

Freeloading's fun. It means you don't have to worry.

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EIGHTIETH In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-01-06 22:07:28 +0000 UTC]

But, I want to do something in the world besides freeload...

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Oxymoronika In reply to EIGHTIETH [2012-01-06 22:23:40 +0000 UTC]

Everyone does. Not everyone can.
Wow, that's a quote for the Optimism Club.

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EIGHTIETH In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-01-07 02:50:40 +0000 UTC]

Definitely.
I just want to do something. Like, a lot.

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Oxymoronika In reply to EIGHTIETH [2012-01-07 03:33:49 +0000 UTC]

Mayhap you could study microbiology.

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EIGHTIETH In reply to Oxymoronika [2012-01-07 03:46:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to major in computer science, and minor in bio. Satisfy the needs for premed. Get in to med. school. Change the world.

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