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Offak ♂️ [2711479] [2006-06-10 07:27:45 +0000 UTC] "Buckets" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 212; Deviations: 63; Watchers: 10

Watching: 15; Pageviews: 5773; Comments Made: 1000; Friends: 15

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Paint can
Favorite movies: Top Gun
Favorite bands / musical artists: Gogol Bordello
Favorite writers: Orson Scott Card
Favorite games: The one which holds my attention the longest
Favorite gaming platform: The one which plays my favorite game
Tools of the Trade: My mind.
Other Interests: Philosophy, writing, music

# About me

Current Residence: 'Bammer
Favourite genre of music: The Best
Favourite photographer: Don't know 'em much
Favourite style of art: Don't know much
Operating System: Don't know much...
MP3 player of choice: MS DOS
Shell of choice: Seashells by the seashore, or a ten guage.
Wallpaper of choice: Stuff to cover walls
Skin of choice: The one I'm wearing
Favourite cartoon character: Can't remember...
Personal Quote: Quote

# Comments

Comments: 79

THEmilkTHEEF [2014-12-13 09:55:48 +0000 UTC]

Hay!

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Offak In reply to THEmilkTHEEF [2015-03-15 09:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Hey! Sorry for the delay, I got caught up in school/work/Mardi Gras for a bit. Been up to anything notorious?

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amipal [2014-05-21 18:02:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the ! Much appreciated!

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The-Mitmit [2010-12-01 21:59:19 +0000 UTC]

You gave me two favorites. For this I thank you *bows*.

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LocaLTeD [2010-11-15 14:06:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Fav!

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Offak In reply to LocaLTeD [2010-11-19 11:24:57 +0000 UTC]

Yar!

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PCStudio [2010-10-28 15:49:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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Offak In reply to PCStudio [2010-11-19 11:24:46 +0000 UTC]

Yar!

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gwendyyd [2010-07-28 13:53:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave

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Offak In reply to gwendyyd [2010-07-29 06:34:45 +0000 UTC]

Yar!

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Satah [2010-07-07 11:44:56 +0000 UTC]

thankyou for the fav on the jaded theology student after storming out of his final exam

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Offak In reply to Satah [2010-07-08 08:48:35 +0000 UTC]

Word.

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otsego-amigo [2010-06-24 21:17:24 +0000 UTC]

many thanks! : )

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gorkisview [2010-04-22 14:25:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the

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hell-on-a-stick [2010-02-15 18:27:01 +0000 UTC]

featured in my journal.

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Offak In reply to hell-on-a-stick [2010-02-17 01:17:33 +0000 UTC]

Cool, thank you.

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LocaLTeD [2008-10-01 23:51:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for all the Nices!

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My115thDream [2008-05-14 19:09:23 +0000 UTC]

heehee, hello offak ok, I shall tell you a list of things you should include in the story
1. the word 'infantalize'
2. a man who wears pilgrim shoes
3. a small bear who thinks he is Joan of Arc
4. Soy Sauce
5. a woman with breasts on her feet
6. a pick-up truck
7. a hamster with a mustache made out of its owner's pubic hair and glued on
8. Caligula's favourite horse whom he appointed the consul of Rome
9. themes of dissolution
10. a bruce springsteen reference
11. If any of it isn't possible you don't have to do it bt try!
thanks

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Offak In reply to My115thDream [2008-05-16 04:49:49 +0000 UTC]

I shall get right on it.

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My115thDream In reply to Offak [2008-05-28 15:39:14 +0000 UTC]

hey offak I just watched this totally bizarre, surreal, and grotesque hungarian film called 'Taxidermia' you should look it up--so good and freaky and really disgusting

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Offak In reply to My115thDream [2008-05-28 15:44:11 +0000 UTC]

Mmm...Thankee. The title isn't revealing, is it?

My friend once told be about a movie concerning a small, average woman who had a fetish for severing people's limbs by rubbing wires across them until the wire cut the limb off, and did so in a nonchalant manner. Wouldn't that suck three times more if all she used were yarn with half a razor blade super-glued to it?

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My115thDream In reply to Offak [2008-05-28 15:47:50 +0000 UTC]

hahahahah yes it would. The title is revealing..seriously look up the plot...so so so so so amazingly grotesque. i think you would like it a lot. I am soooo not squeamish but this film made me really sick to my stomach. I almost couldn't watch one scene....but i did.

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Offak In reply to My115thDream [2008-05-28 15:53:40 +0000 UTC]

Taxidermia...Hungarian? I think I once saw part of a Hungarian version of Star Wars. It was pretty amazingly bad.

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My115thDream In reply to Offak [2008-05-28 16:36:40 +0000 UTC]

hahahah that would be funny yep, but i warn you..it is really gross...

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My115thDream In reply to Offak [2008-05-16 09:42:52 +0000 UTC]

hahahah thanks

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Offak In reply to My115thDream [2008-05-21 02:00:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm researchin' Springsteen...

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My115thDream In reply to Offak [2008-05-21 06:35:10 +0000 UTC]

hahahahah that's funny.

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teh-feckerer [2008-05-10 21:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Hey man. Got linked over here by Zoe, you've got some seriously cool stuff in here. I'm gonna link a few friends here too, if that's cool?

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Offak In reply to teh-feckerer [2008-05-11 05:03:00 +0000 UTC]

Thankee, and sure?

Beware of buckets.

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teh-feckerer In reply to Offak [2008-05-11 18:32:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks man I'll take that on board.

Don't trip over stuff.

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Cohesive-Confusion [2008-05-04 20:30:49 +0000 UTC]

Orson Scott Card fan!
Okay is awesome

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Offak In reply to Cohesive-Confusion [2008-05-05 00:32:10 +0000 UTC]

Thankee.

And indeed, I do like Mr. Card. He's a good writer.

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Cohesive-Confusion In reply to Offak [2008-05-05 00:55:39 +0000 UTC]

Very.

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My115thDream [2008-04-30 19:46:28 +0000 UTC]

you are joking about top gun being your favourite movie, right? i hope so...you don't seem like a top gun type of guy...

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Offak In reply to My115thDream [2008-04-30 22:15:35 +0000 UTC]

Hey, it's the first movie I ever really watched and paid attention to. It'll always be my favorite.

The Departed, Children of Men, Lucky Number Slevin, and a few others are nice, as well.

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My115thDream In reply to Offak [2008-05-01 06:43:52 +0000 UTC]

ok. It's just I like to make fun of topgun sometimes...

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My115thDream [2008-04-30 19:16:01 +0000 UTC]

hahahah. I like to smell buckets too. and of course...caress lampposts anyways, i was wondering what an offak is. Oh and I heard my sister themitmit sent you klaus nomi videos hahah. i started that, because I did that to her first!
Anyway, did I tell you that I am superhuman? i am relaxing in a senior centre tanning salon with seven fingered midgets in bear costumes so, this was random. Bye...feel free to write something very strange back to me

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Offak In reply to My115thDream [2008-04-30 22:22:46 +0000 UTC]

Beware of buckets, and it's a me.

Yes...She did...I believe I sent her some Gogol Bordello videos, and some others.

I'm eating Bristol.

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My115thDream In reply to Offak [2008-05-01 06:47:20 +0000 UTC]

who is gogol bordello? is it weird and funny? eating bristol? I'm eating my foot.

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Offak In reply to My115thDream [2008-05-02 02:30:11 +0000 UTC]

Gogol Bordello! Gypsy music. Look it up on youtube, or clickie here: [link]


Good luck with that, I bet it tastes like feet.

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My115thDream In reply to Offak [2008-05-02 06:52:05 +0000 UTC]

ok thankyou

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jessicamadison [2008-03-01 12:23:53 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Offak In reply to jessicamadison [2008-03-03 06:44:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm not a goddamn poet.

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Flufferz [2008-01-30 00:58:50 +0000 UTC]

I hope this is the right person lawl. Hello, Scholars Bowl remember?

If not, I'm sorry and have made an idiot of myself xD

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Offak In reply to Flufferz [2008-01-30 02:30:58 +0000 UTC]

Hoo-harugh-he-har-yer-har.

Straight up, OG in the house, fo' reali-o.

Is-a me.

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Flufferz In reply to Offak [2008-01-31 23:58:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh good. I realized that after I typed it with your email

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JoshuaIR [2008-01-09 04:28:06 +0000 UTC]

I suppose I must give you thanks for the add, mon ami.

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celeocanth [2007-11-10 05:23:13 +0000 UTC]

Greetings, Deviant!

Welcome to DA!

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Offak In reply to celeocanth [2007-11-11 05:30:02 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to Bucket.

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celeocanth In reply to Offak [2007-11-11 06:29:18 +0000 UTC]

This bucket is crowded and brimming with fish.

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