NelsonHojax In reply to tetsumi21 [2023-12-01 04:07:41 +0000 UTC]

👍: 1 ⏩: 1

tetsumi21 In reply to NelsonHojax [2023-12-01 12:37:10 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2013-01-27 21:51:31 +0000 UTC]

How about I give you something instead? And no, it's not a dick

[link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2013-02-19 22:47:21 +0000 UTC]

It's not? I'm devastated by that...

Also, the punchline at the end of that video was brilliant!

I feel like this was you when you first popped in your copy of Mortal Kombat: [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2013-01-11 05:21:29 +0000 UTC]

And this too

[link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2013-01-18 18:04:49 +0000 UTC]

Now I've seen some dedicated sentence mixing in the past, but holy cow! That was something else.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2013-01-11 05:07:58 +0000 UTC]

Wow, it's been so long since I've gotten on DA, I feel like Frollo's corpse that magically disappeared after falling to my death into a lava lake. Well, I no longer have plans for that week in November, hurr.

And this, this right here [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2013-01-18 18:12:14 +0000 UTC]

Despite you having logged in and Favorited a few things here and there, it has been a while now, hasn't it? No fret. You can repent for your sins by humming the Game of Thrones opening theme while Frollo cracks you over the back with a whip for an hour.

I want you to beg for forgiveness!

And the sheer hilarious quality of that video's animation alone puts it in a league all its own!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2013-01-24 05:00:41 +0000 UTC]

YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF "WHATAMIWILLINGTOPUTUPWITHTODAY???" NOT FUCKING THISSSS!!

Yes, I'll admit it, being the lazy bastard that I am, I chose to "meh" instead of make contact, and for that I do apologize profusely, ON a different note, have you seen Django Unchained yet? If so, what did you think?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2013-02-19 22:55:45 +0000 UTC]

"WHAT IS THIS?!?! WHAT IS MY LIFE!?!?!?!"

And, believe or not, I actually have not yet seen it, though I've read no shortage of glowing reviews on the sucker. Keep meaning to go catch myself a matinee of it before it's inevitably taken out of theaters. So, while my opinion is still pending, what did you think of it?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to HaleyLonglover [2013-02-22 05:15:23 +0000 UTC]

Scratch that last comment of mine, as I have returned from the theater after having finally seen Django Unchained! And my verdict? I loved it! I admired the direction, the pacing, the characters, the setting, the music, the villain(s), and the writing was par for the course as far as Tarantino films are concerned, (which is to say it was top-tier stuff!) All in all, damn good stuff!

Now with that out of the way, your 2 cents on the film in question?

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-07-09 03:26:10 +0000 UTC]

[link] Work it, Work it, WORK IT!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-07-09 17:22:04 +0000 UTC]

+ = [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-07-10 02:41:42 +0000 UTC]

You want me to LOSE? Is that what you WANT? CHRIIST!

[link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-07-14 03:07:36 +0000 UTC]

"Uh oh. Knee-high grass. We better take it nice and slow.

"Should we hold hands?"

"No."

[link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-07-27 01:25:02 +0000 UTC]

What-the-FFuck?

Here, have it your way! [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-08-02 22:11:19 +0000 UTC]

*insert obligatory quote from the video*

Here, allow me to return the favor: [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

NelsonHojax In reply to ThreshTheSky [2012-06-07 01:27:38 +0000 UTC]

Not a problem, it's a really great piece of work!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-06-04 03:52:26 +0000 UTC]

The galaxy would be full of TASTELESS ASSHOLES!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-06-04 19:36:35 +0000 UTC]

Can't you imagine while the stormtroopers are attacking in the opening scene to "A New Hope", Nick Cage is just seen running around the ship yelling "I AM A VAMPIRE! I AM A VAMPIRE! I AM A VAMPIRE! I AM A VAMPIRE!"

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-06-05 01:58:35 +0000 UTC]

Oddly enough, yes, yes I can. Oh and speaking of something that has nothing to do with what we've been talking about, I heard you were interested in getting together sometime? I'm pretty much game for anything, if you wanted we could try for something soon like Tuesday or Thursday night this week. But if that's too soon (like 9/11 jokes) then we can schedule for another time.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-05-20 04:14:33 +0000 UTC]

There were so many epic quotes in there, I don't know which one to pick! Maybe "I'm Ugly as fuck!"

anyway, back atcha! [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-05-20 04:55:25 +0000 UTC]

Right? The creator of the video is an expert craftsman at sentence mixing. "How dare you crucify me! Get me down at ONCE!"

And that one was pretty good! "Don't let him get me, Smee. Please!" "FUCK OFF!!"

Do you like Kim Possible? No? Well then feast your eyes on this: [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-06-04 03:51:20 +0000 UTC]

I had to search looooooooong and hard to find something to rival what you have shown me, but I think at last I have found it! + = [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-07-08 21:07:07 +0000 UTC]

Well I'm glad you endured such a lengthy endeavor, because that video was undoubtedly worth the wait! But with that said, can it possibly stack up to something I've been saving for a rainy day? You be the judge: [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-07-09 03:08:45 +0000 UTC]

That video hurt my so badly that now when I try to shit, only blood comes out.

So in retaliation, I GIVE YOU THIS!! [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-07-09 17:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of the trailer to Uwe Boll's "Blubberella", just with a heck of a lot more Blubberella's!

How would you like some Kitty Candy? [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-07-10 02:31:23 +0000 UTC]

No lie, that legitimately scared me.

This is what we should do the next time I'm at your house. [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-07-14 03:19:40 +0000 UTC]

So long as I get top bunk!

[link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-07-27 01:03:25 +0000 UTC]

Since I've been in such a Game of Thrones mood lately...[link]

Incidentally, that's how I'd like to die too..

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-08-02 22:25:33 +0000 UTC]

Given the fact that you can't seem to refrain from hitting on everything that has a Y chromosome within a 100 mile radius, I have no doubt that you would!

And since I'm in such a giving mood today, here's another Game of Thrones video: [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-08-22 18:35:08 +0000 UTC]

I traveled long and far, went on vacation, was a lazy asshole, and started school, but I have returned from my travels with a gift even you might find luscious. Enjoy! [link]

BTW, I watched the video you sent me like a million times

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-08-24 03:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm! Nothing says luscious like a good old Se7en reference, amirite?

Yeah, I watched the video I sent you a million times as well. That song will never leave!

It's recently come to my attention that there's a troubling lack of exciting train talk in this conversation. I suppose there's only one thing to do about that: [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-08-29 01:20:41 +0000 UTC]

OH WOW, LISTEN TO THAT BELL!! Say, we haven't had the chance to hang out in forever. All this semester I have off from work. What are you doing this friday?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-08-30 05:26:30 +0000 UTC]

OH AND IT'S A BL2, TOO! And you're right, we haven't. But with you having been busy karate fighting terrorists alongside Mr. Miyagi in Iceland, and me taking up a career in bobsledding within the slums of Venice, there just hasn't been much time to arrange a proper get-together, y'know?

But I digress. To answer your question regarding this Friday, I'm doing a heck of a whole lot of nothing! Why? You looking to chain me up in your basement again and forcing me to re-watch Rock-A-Doodle?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NelsonHojax In reply to HaleyLonglover [2012-09-13 04:44:51 +0000 UTC]

Thought of you when I saw this..[link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

HaleyLonglover In reply to NelsonHojax [2012-09-13 20:24:51 +0000 UTC]

That was easily more frightening then anything the actual show has ever produced!

And what a coincidence, because I thought of you when I saw this: [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

NelsonHojax In reply to tranimation-art [2012-04-18 00:34:48 +0000 UTC]

Right on brother! Fight the power, and just for that kudos, I think I'll go read some catcher in the rye.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1