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# Statistics
Favourites: 178; Deviations: 96; Watchers: 9
Watching: 43; Pageviews: 5736; Comments Made: 1616; Friends: 43
# Interests
Favorite movies: The ones that don't suck a lotFavorite TV shows: Anime is my soul
Favorite bands / musical artists: MonsterCat, Volcoloids, and YouTube music
Favorite books: Lemons.
Favorite games: The cool kinds
Other Interests: Breathing
# About me
Tumblr: sniperpuncherLocation: Space
Age: 9001
Birthdate: 12-30
Zodiac: MerGoat, Dragon
Pets: 3 dogs, ghost cat, hamster
Hobby: Drawing, Eating, Stripping(jk)
Life Goal: Fuck those
Favorite Food: Pocky and Chee-zits, Tea of all kinds
Fav Animal: The ones that don't exist
Fav Youtuber: Markiplier, Ssundee, Cryaotic, Poodz, JackSE
Worst Fear: Storms, Thunder, Drowning.
Least Fav Food: Vegz, Bananas.
# Comments
Comments: 81
Shono [2015-01-29 16:55:10 +0000 UTC]
Just like what WarAngel said: Thanks for the faves!
If you enjoy my original art, you can check out even more here:
shawnmccauleyart.storenvy.com/β¦
If not, thatβs cool too, I really appreciate the faves and the support!
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ShadaTHedgehog [2014-11-29 18:52:42 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the watch!!! I'll watch you too!!! Welcome to the pack!!!
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ShadaTHedgehog In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-11-29 23:37:23 +0000 UTC]
YAY!!! MANGLE!!!
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MysteryBandit In reply to ShadaTHedgehog [2014-11-29 23:43:14 +0000 UTC]
You mean THEEEEESE MANGLES
Β Β Β Β Β Such mangel
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ShadaTHedgehog In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-11-29 23:57:47 +0000 UTC]
AWESOME!!!!!!!! Mangle is my most favorite FNAF 2 animatronic!!!
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MysteryBandit In reply to ShadaTHedgehog [2014-11-30 02:52:11 +0000 UTC]
I like Toy Bonnie
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ShadaTHedgehog In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-11-30 02:57:13 +0000 UTC]
Toy Bonnie is my second favorite!
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BreezeFox [2014-09-21 05:10:23 +0000 UTC]
Omg, I found the most perfect app game ever!
It's Battle Cats.
It's funny, and random.
I have a cat with wings, a titan cat, and a tank cat, which has enough strength to move a pebble!!!! OMFG A PEBBLE!!!!! IT'S SOOOO POWERFUL!!!!
U CAN EVEN RULE THE WORLD BY USING A CAT ARMY!!!!!!!!!
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-21 14:58:34 +0000 UTC]
Oh yeah?
Well I'll ule the world with dogs!
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-21 20:22:06 +0000 UTC]
The dogs are evil, but still gives the cats christmas cards.
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-22 01:41:51 +0000 UTC]
You made buy the game.
And now the penguin boss rules
WHYCANTIBEATYOU
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-22 10:11:01 +0000 UTC]
The penguin bosses are hard.
I got stuck for 2 days, but I brought the tall cat AND SENT AN ARMY OF THEM!!!!! :3
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-22 19:10:12 +0000 UTC]
HAHA NOW THOSE PENGUINS ARE SCREWED.Β
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-22 23:14:32 +0000 UTC]
I have titan cat :3
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-23 01:42:32 +0000 UTC]
I just rkd Kenya so hard
That gorilla was a PANSY AMMIRITE
cricketesΒ
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-23 10:15:29 +0000 UTC]
I'm at the savanna.
It's hard.
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-23 18:43:47 +0000 UTC]
Harder than my p*shot*
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-25 23:36:14 +0000 UTC]
I won Titan Cat Omg he has been Mai savior
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-27 01:27:32 +0000 UTC]
And then whooped Germany.
Germany I had more trouble w
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-27 14:26:30 +0000 UTC]
Idk if I got to Germany yet :/
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-27 18:00:30 +0000 UTC]
I've had this game for a week and I'm already farther than you how is this possibleΒ
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-27 19:45:45 +0000 UTC]
I havent played much :/
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-28 02:25:04 +0000 UTC]
Cry why must you play phoenix wright at 8 in the morning I'm asleep at that time.
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-28 03:36:36 +0000 UTC]
Somebody be my savior and have it uploaded on YouTubeΒ
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-28 15:29:41 +0000 UTC]
I would, but I'm lazy
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BreezeFox [2014-09-04 00:46:58 +0000 UTC]
Hay der.
I'm bored.
Amuse meh, Slave!!!
If you do, I give u te rainbow ultra cookie :3
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-04 00:48:40 +0000 UTC]
Challenge excepted
*walks out of room*
*comes back with remote control dragon*
*turns it on*
*it explodes*
did itΒ
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-04 00:49:56 +0000 UTC]
Ok.
By the way, the cookie is a lie.
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-04 00:54:13 +0000 UTC]
Nope. Wait.
*toy catches on fire*
now I did it
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-04 00:54:55 +0000 UTC]
No. The cookie is still a lie.
But good job
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-04 01:00:04 +0000 UTC]
Ya.
But. I never finished my sentence.
The cookie is a lie. BUT...
the cake isn't a lie for once.
And its a cookie cake.
But since I'm on fire, I cant give it to u or it will burn.
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-04 01:22:17 +0000 UTC]
But I don't have an ocarina.
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-04 20:35:04 +0000 UTC]
How delicious
*hands u the cake* the cake is not a lie. Not anymore.
I also wrote a story
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-06 03:11:03 +0000 UTC]
Β Β Β
Tell me me bout yo story
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-06 03:20:50 +0000 UTC]
Here it is.
Also, I made a teacher a slut. :3
I'm so proud myself xD
It was just another regular day at high school. Bullying, tests, being stressed, seven different classes... Yep... I'm just trying to survive. I hope I don't loose my sanity at the end of the semester, though.
I quickly dart to my class, carefully maneuvering through the freshmen, and juniors. I saw it, my class, Advance Biology 101. I was a mere foot away, before the old bell rang loudly, and I was late. Again. It was such a great way to start Monday off... I swear, that bell has something against me, since it rings when I'm mere seconds away from class.
I huff in annoyance, and enter the class.
I start heading to my seat, all the way in the back of the class. As I head to my spot, I hit something.
"Fuck!" I cursed. I tripped, hitting the cold, hard floor. I heard the faint sounds of laughing, as my papers dispersed around me. A few idiotic students purposely stepped, and ripped my work, while smirking at me like the jerks they are.
I found out who tripped me.
Andrew, the big, bulky football jock. He had a stupid, smartass grin plastered on his face.
"Hello faggot emo." He spat softly at me. I glarred back, picking the remaints of my papers, and headed back. I hate the word "Faggot", I'm Bisexual, not gay, and its offensive. I'm just glad I wasn't called a "cunt", like most of the time.
Ms. Rane finally came, dressed in the way a slut would. A tight, red little skirt, with a V-Neck shirt that went way too low, and her auburn hair all styled in a 'sexy' way. Ugh, she disgusts me. I'm sure she's having an affair with some of the footballers... If you don't believe me, I found open condom wrappers on her desk once...
I move more hair over my eyes so I can't see her. I'm glad I have a jet black, 'reverse mullet', so it makes it easier for me to shield my eyes away from all the hoes, freaks, jocks, and nobodies.
Me, I'm no nobody.
I'm just an Emo.
The only emo in Jacksonville High School.
"Attention class," the slu- I mean, Ms. Rane called," We have a new student joining us." She looked bored, and possibly mad, seeing that the new kid was the center of attention.
I move the hair away from my eyes, curiously looking over.
I-.... S-she was beautiful...
Her skin was pale ivory, free from all imperfections, her eyes where clear, amber, with slight yellow accents, her hair was long, shining raven black, and it swooped dramatically over her left eye. She.... She looked emo...
Like m-me...
A rosey blush blossomed on my pale cheeks. Her beauty was beyond words.... Wow... Just... Wow...
She silently moved across the class, ignoring the harsh, judging eyes, moving closer to... M-me...
She takes a seat next to me, smiling softly.
"Hi... I'm Angel.... Who are you...?
Her voice... It's so smooth, and sweet, causing me to blush deeper. After a few moments, I finally manage to say,
"Hi... I'm J-James...." I managed to stutter out, causing her to giggle softly.
"James," she pauses, "I like it...."
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Ok. I wrote a story I plan to finish.
It's a bitter~sweet love story about two emos, and yada yada yada... I might make a lemon
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MysteryBandit In reply to BreezeFox [2014-09-06 04:46:41 +0000 UTC]
Youmayormaynothavehadmeatlemon
I made a story about a man with a koala in his pantsΒ
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BreezeFox In reply to MysteryBandit [2014-09-06 12:59:59 +0000 UTC]
XD lol
Me wanna read.
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