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Meta-Salmhofer ♀️ [27663775] [2013-07-28 21:58:36 +0000 UTC] "Goul Child" (United States)

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# About me

Hello, I am Salmhofer the Witch. No matter where I go, disaster always strikes. I am the mother of Hansel and Gretel, even if that woman says otherwise. Ask me anything you'd like, and I'll answer to the best of my ability.

Information:
Early Life: Meta was created in the Magic Kingdom Levianta via artificial means. Since she had no parents, she was left on her own to survive. When she was 20, she met Pale Noël, a murderer and the leader of the Apocalypse organization, and fell in love with him. Eventually, Meta became his lover and joined Apocalypse as "The Witch of Marigold". As a member of the organization, she became involved in multiple raids staged throughout Levianta, causing bloodshed and murder in her wake.

Project MA: One day she crossed paths with Eve Moonlit, finding her covered in blood screaming and lamenting over the loss of her children. As Meta looked down on the witch, she was suddenly captured and bound in chains. Imprisoned and condemned to death, she awaited her execution when the scientist Seth Twiright entered her prison cell, seeing that he resembled Pale. The scientist offered her exoneration if she submitted herself as a candidate for Project 'Ma'. Seeing the opportunity to escape her hopeless situation, Meta accepted.
Now in the Levianta Royal Institute, Meta was inoculated with god's seed and later gave birth to twins, Hänsel and Gretel, who continued their development in vitro conditions. Looking at her children in their tanks, she remembered how she too was an artificial being, a Ghoul Child. Not wanting her children to be test subjects, unloved and without a family, Meta stole them from the laboratory and escaped from Levianta, fleeing through the forest to Elphegort. Living in the foreign country, the fugitive mother hid with her children away from people's eyes.

Original Sin: A year later, in EC 001, Meta took her children out on a moonlit night to Eldoh's Forest. After putting them on the ground and leaving them for a moment, she returned to find them gone. Shortly afterward, she discovered that Eve had run off with her twins and began chasing her through the forest. Crying as Eve continued fleeing from her, " Meta finally caught up with the witch in front of her home and reached out to grab her. However, the terrified Eve lashed out and killed Meta, dying with only the witch's cloak in her hand.

Legacy: Shortly after Meta's death, the dillusioned Eve realized her sin, having believed that Meta was a bear the entire time. With Meta dead, Eve and her husband, Adam, raised her children in her place and would later be killed by them.] Afterward, the twins decided to go find their "real mother and father". Ma speculated that the reason Hänsel and Gretel's reincarnations, the Wicked Maid and Stupid Butler, were so loyal to Banica Conchita was because of her resemblance to Meta.

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# Comments

Comments: 138

UglyTree [2014-07-04 06:28:41 +0000 UTC]

OMG IM SO GLAD THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS

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Ask-Seth-Twiright [2014-05-29 02:52:30 +0000 UTC]

I dare you to go kiss Moonlit :v

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GilbertBeilschmidtRP [2014-04-27 01:30:17 +0000 UTC]

 My friend dare me to do this.*smacks in face a few times*

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AskPsychoticPaleNoel In reply to GilbertBeilschmidtRP [2014-04-27 04:04:49 +0000 UTC]

>8[
*stabs you in the gut*
Leave her alone!

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GilbertBeilschmidtRP In reply to AskPsychoticPaleNoel [2014-04-27 11:11:29 +0000 UTC]

Sowwy...
I was drunk.

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to GilbertBeilschmidtRP [2014-04-27 03:10:27 +0000 UTC]

What?! *growls*

*slaps Gilbert back with a baseball bat* 

((8D *hugs Gilbert* >w<))

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GilbertBeilschmidtRP In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-04-27 03:15:07 +0000 UTC]

Owww.... D:

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to GilbertBeilschmidtRP [2014-04-27 04:01:25 +0000 UTC]

Who was the 'friend' who told you to do this.....?

*holds the bat in her hands*

Speak if you wish to be spared! 

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RomanoRP In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-04-27 11:22:04 +0000 UTC]

Yep,all me,wanted to see that bastard's brother get hit in the head.

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to RomanoRP [2014-04-27 19:13:12 +0000 UTC]

For a petty rivalry? How sad. *cracks in the head* Don't mess with the Witch of Marigold for such silly reasons!

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RomanoRP In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-04-27 19:51:28 +0000 UTC]

Hey,i cant stand Germany,What makes you think i could stand his brother?

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GilbertBeilschmidtRP In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-04-27 11:03:36 +0000 UTC]

It was Romano.Ill smash a beer bottle on his head to get even...

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to GilbertBeilschmidtRP [2014-04-27 19:11:53 +0000 UTC]

I'll see to it that you do that....

*keeps the bat in her hands*

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GilbertBeilschmidtRP In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-04-27 20:25:23 +0000 UTC]

Uh...your kinda frightining me.

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Supvei [2014-04-06 10:45:20 +0000 UTC]

What if you and Eve swapped places?
You would be the wife of Adam and Eve would be the ghoul child.

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Okhasminus [2014-01-27 08:54:05 +0000 UTC]

*bows overrespectfully*

Good evening.

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Okhasminus [2014-02-15 03:01:12 +0000 UTC]

Ah, good evening to you. What brings you here?

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Okhasminus In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-02-15 07:46:12 +0000 UTC]

Nothing much, except...I dare you to eat Caspar.

I was going to say something Pale-related, but your admin is also Pale's admin, so it's no fun.

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Okhasminus [2014-02-16 03:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Eat Caspar? Oh my. Did he do something wrong?


I suppose that's true. 


((There's always Paula~)) Admin, perish the thought!

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Okhasminus In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-02-17 09:28:34 +0000 UTC]

Just eat him. It's a dare.

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Akujiki-Musume [2014-01-14 03:39:22 +0000 UTC]

"Greetings, Meta. It has been so long since we have spoken to each other. I trust that you are doing well, yes?"

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Akujiki-Musume [2014-01-14 15:12:39 +0000 UTC]

Ah, yes. It certain;y has been a while. *she smiles* It's great to see you too. I'm doing well, yes. And what about yourself?

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Akujiki-Musume In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-14 15:19:19 +0000 UTC]

"Life is beginning to get quite stressful, but I am managing. Though, I must admit, pregnancy is something that I am not used to."

*sighs*

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Akujiki-Musume [2014-01-15 04:34:05 +0000 UTC]

I see. But hang in there. It'll get better. Soon, you'll have that beautiful baby in your arms and you'll forget all the suffering it caused you to carry it. *she smiles and pats Akujiku-Musume on the shoulder*

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Akujiki-Musume In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-15 04:39:23 +0000 UTC]

*and she can't help but smile at that*

"Yes, that is true, Of course, I do have a few other worries,"

*namely where her hunger is concerned, and the usual expectant mom worries*

"but I try not to think about them. You would not mind if I came to you about anything, considering you are more experienced than I, would you?"

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Ask-Scherzer [2014-01-12 18:17:25 +0000 UTC]

climbs into a window and sits on the window sill Hello there~ 

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Ask-Scherzer [2014-01-12 21:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh, hello there. *sets her basket of fruit to the side* Is there anything I can do for you?

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Ask-Scherzer In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-12 22:11:57 +0000 UTC]

he taps his chin and grins Not that I can think of, I just felt like lurking~ 

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Ask-Scherzer [2014-01-13 01:08:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I see. *she smiles and offers the man a piece of fruit* Would you care for an apple while you're lurking here?

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Ask-Scherzer In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-13 01:12:43 +0000 UTC]

he shrugs and takes it Never turn down free food~ he grins and takes a bite out of the apple Hmmmm. . .so I see you've been picking fruit~ 

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Ask-Scherzer [2014-01-13 18:33:14 +0000 UTC]

Ah, yes. *she smiles bashfully* it's something to do with my time. Feel free to have more if you'd like.

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Ask-Scherzer In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-13 23:30:32 +0000 UTC]

he grins So. . .what else do you do besides picking fruit? he takes another bite out of his apple

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Ask-Scherzer [2014-01-14 02:50:55 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I guess I just... reminisce about the past, wondering if I could have done anything different... *her smile becomes sad for a moment*


Ah, I suppose it's not an interesting life to someone like you. *giggles*

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Ask-Scherzer In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-14 02:54:14 +0000 UTC]

It sounds better than some other peoples, but yeah not as interesting as my life. But at least your not being beat up or abused right? he smiles, a little sadly

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Ask-Scherzer [2014-01-14 03:18:49 +0000 UTC]

I suppose that's true. *she realizes that Scherzer has been standing by an open window for a while and it's chilly* Why don't you come in and warm yourself? I could always use the company. *smiles*

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Ask-Scherzer In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-14 03:27:20 +0000 UTC]

he grins and jumps down from the window Okay~ 

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Ask-Scherzer [2014-01-15 04:35:09 +0000 UTC]

*she goes to another room and returns with two cups of tea and a plate of fruit pie for Scherzer.* Help yourself. *she sits on a chair and takes a sip of her tea*

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Ask-Scherzer In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-15 15:43:11 +0000 UTC]

He grins and grabs the cup of tea, slowly sipping it

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Ask-Scherzer [2014-01-16 08:02:20 +0000 UTC]

So, what do you do for a living? I doubt window lurking pays very much~

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Ask-Scherzer In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-16 15:37:56 +0000 UTC]

he shrugs . . .It's pretty much what I do . .I have no other job. . so~ 

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AskPsychoticPaleNoel [2014-01-05 03:04:14 +0000 UTC]

*sighs and mutters an apology before grabbing your face and kissing you. he avoids deepening it at all and just waits for the minute to pass*

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to AskPsychoticPaleNoel [2014-01-05 03:29:58 +0000 UTC]

*closes her eyes and tilts her head slightly*

*notices that Pale won't go any further and deepens it herself, moaning when she slips her tongue in*


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AskPsychoticPaleNoel In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-05 03:55:22 +0000 UTC]

*his eyes shoot open in shock and he roughly pushes her away, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand* I'm sorry Meta, but I can't! *looks at his watch and inwardly groans* 


*the kiss had only lasted 16 seconds*

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AmiHisui [2014-01-02 08:55:14 +0000 UTC]

Check the dare I gave Pale

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to AmiHisui [2014-01-02 16:55:13 +0000 UTC]

*checks page* O///////O









*whispers* Thank you

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AmiHisui In reply to Meta-Salmhofer [2014-01-03 08:23:31 +0000 UTC]

Welcome, enjoy it with him!

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AskAdamMoonlit [2014-01-02 02:12:24 +0000 UTC]

Meta, I am sorry to ask such a question, but... How did you feel when Pale left you behind?

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to AskAdamMoonlit [2014-01-02 03:51:02 +0000 UTC]

*sobs* meta-salmhofer.deviantart.com/…

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Sergeant-Riliane [2013-12-15 17:03:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh cool~ You look like my Commander,except an adult version!

*Puts out hand* My name's Riliane! And you are?

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Meta-Salmhofer In reply to Sergeant-Riliane [2013-12-15 17:47:24 +0000 UTC]

Your commander?  Hmm. *takes your hand and shakes it* I'm Meta. It's nice to meet you. 

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