Coffence [2020-05-07 11:07:32 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the +watch! 

I'm actually more active on Instagram if you want to see and talk more!
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(And if you have Instagram)

Thank you again! 

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ShadowDhampire [2020-04-29 02:48:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the  ! Have a nice time zone!

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pokemonmastercb [2020-04-16 08:06:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the badge.

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pucedraw [2020-04-12 11:47:43 +0000 UTC]

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pin100 [2020-02-09 22:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch! 
I appreciate it   

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pin100 [2020-02-09 22:08:54 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch! 
I appreciate it   

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VOVA3607 [2020-02-06 10:58:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Llama!

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NIR1000 [2019-06-11 21:10:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the donation you are a

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Irbisty [2018-12-05 11:45:23 +0000 UTC]

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Murashi-Art [2018-12-02 21:38:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch! 

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SavnCat [2018-11-27 21:48:31 +0000 UTC]

Aw thank you so much for the watch

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Monster1One [2018-11-18 12:10:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for your donation! Is much appreciated.

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ConanRock [2018-11-17 00:49:41 +0000 UTC]

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KaidokJ [2018-11-13 22:28:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on 137 - Twins, Basil! Twins...

Upon closer inspection, it appears that these two are not, in fact, twins. That’s right, I was wrong. Honest mistake. One of them appears to be a covert polymorphous gelatine based lifeform, masquerading as a fluffy belt ornament. The humanoid form upon which the ornament rests is nothing more than a highly complex, trans-dimensional, Bluetooth enabled, physic projection. Classic contextual camouflage. I can’t believe I didn’t notice it before. I mean I see this sort of thing all the time. Rookie mistake. I apologise. Of course, now that I know that one of them is a fake, the next challenge is figuring out which one is the imposter… I know what you’re thinking, why not just draw blood, and to that I say, have you ever tried to draw blood from a physic projection? Of course you haven’t. That’s a ridiculous suggestion. It takes ages.

#AlienEncounterIntelligence    

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KaidokJ [2018-11-12 12:47:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with  The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.

No pressure though, only if you want.

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KaidokJ [2018-11-12 01:31:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in  The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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Bluvianna [2018-11-11 22:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch!!

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Ruavell [2018-11-09 15:22:35 +0000 UTC]

  

  Instagram (new and unpublished art) |   Youtube tutorials |   Facebook |   Society6

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suomar [2018-11-06 16:51:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!

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TheGentlemanCupcake [2018-11-03 22:14:30 +0000 UTC]

         

                    
                                     
                          
     
               
         

i really do appreciate it and hope you will enjoy my future works

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CristianoReina [2018-10-28 07:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch     

if you want, followme also on

 www.instagram.com/crisreyart/

     www.youtube.com/watch?v=na8vVB…

    www.facebook.com/4026944098146…

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