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Livvy92
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[2010-04-17 03:19:09 +0000 UTC]
"Nothing is safe."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 957; Deviations: 91; Watchers: 16
Watching: 47; Pageviews: 6685; Comments Made: 1452; Friends: 47
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Barbara Ervin, Tracy Butler, people on deviantart whose real names I don't know...Favorite movies: The Blind Side, The Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lion King
Favorite TV shows: Do YouTube videos count?? The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Invader Zim, PawnStars
Favorite bands / musical artists: I like pretty much every kind of music out there. From Adrian von Zeigler, to Metallica and Queen, to All Time Low and Nickleback, to Mac Miller, to Falling in Reverse, to Garth Brooks and Brantley Gilbert. So, yeah.
Favorite books: Everything, almost. Fiction or nonfiction, prose or poetry, if it falls in my wide range of interests, I'll read it. I've rarely picked up a book I wouldn't read again.
Favorite writers: About as many as the number of my favorite books. Minus a few because I like a lot of series.
Favorite games: The Elder Scrolls IV: Olivion, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Call of Duty: MW3, Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda
Favorite gaming platform: PS3
Tools of the Trade: My hands, I guess...
Other Interests: Oh, you know... *looks down*... Okay! Fine! When I'm at home by myself, I like to build castles out of the furniture, books, sheets, and whatever else then pretend I'm the supreme ruler of the world. Geez...
# About me
My deviant ID? This guy here-- shadowness.com/ChristianHammerβ¦I have a plz account, if anyone cares.
Apparently, I'm supposed to say something about myself. But what can I say that that is not evident elsewhere? My favorite color is green? I'm probably one of the few humans that really care about favorite colors. It's obvious that I like to draw, but maybe writing isn't so obvious, so there's something. I like Youtube. It's a pointless waste of time half the time, but eh.
Random Quotes: (Cliche, but a fun addition to a page.)
"I don't break rules; I annihilate boundaries."
"Sometimes I get so weird, I even freak myself out."
"I was born the bomb diggidy. When I was born, all the other babies were like I wanna be HER best friend!"
"Didn't think you'd be on a stick, did ya Abraham?" (This one probably isn't as funny because you don't know that my friend said this after gluing a penny onto the end of a popsicle stick.)
C.J. Arnold: "I didn't know you had a dad?"
Sarah Howe: "Yeah, cause two women birthed me..."
"Chocolate fends off all kinds of nasty stuff. And if you get hungry while warding off evil, you have a snack. It's multipurpose equipment."
"Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!"
"I got chocolate bubble gum!!"
"You got any o' them taquitos??"
"But I NEED tacos. I need them or I will EXPLODE. That happens to me sometimes..."
"I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared."
"A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his ARMPIT?"
"Taco taco taco..."
"I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now!!"
"I saw a SQUIRREL..."
"Oh, brilliant. I must write that one down in my witty retorts book."
"If you listen really hard, you can just about make out the sound of no one giving a hoot."
"I wanna be a mongoose... Can I be a mongoose dog?"
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"Ms. Bitters, I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom once again."
"LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!!"
"Ms. Bitters, Zim trip to the restroom has lasted a REALL long time..." "I recall YOU spending quite a long time in there recently, as well." "That was corn and mayonnaise day!" "Ah, that's no excuse!"
"MY BUSINESS IS DONE." "Who takes 3 hours to go to the bathroom BEFORE lunch, Zim?" "Nonsense. I had much to DO. SO MUCH!"
*
"I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a li'l bit, 'kay?"
"I you were me, then I'd be you. And if I were you, I'd hide far away."
"That's like in that horror movie. Y'know, the one with all the horror."
"Careful, Mr. Spiro. Guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole."
"Captain Hook rocks! He would kick Barney's purple butt ten times out of ten."
"i like food."
"Don't look directly at the screen. it's bad for my skin."
"SMILE! JESUS LOVES YOU!" (this one was shouted at an angry driver...)
"GAAH! He needs Jesus in his life! Man, oh man!!"
"TITSMOTHERLICKERBALLSACKMOTHERTITBAG!!!"
"Him: Hey, beautiful?
Me: *turns around and smiles* I think you're confusing me with her.
Him:*smiles too*
Me: You broke up with her?
Him: No but I'm kinda of bored of our relationship.
Me: Really? *walk toward him*
Him: Yea.
Me: Well FUCK! I've been meaning to do this in a longass time!ο»Ώ *smiles*
Him:*smiles*
Me: *pretends to lean in to kiss him and when I get close I slap him*
Him: OWWWW!
Me: *LAUGH ATTACK*" ~Some random person on the internet (in a comment about a moment between them and their best friend's boyfriend)
# Comments
Comments: 348
Oh my goodness thankees
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Thanks for the llama and for watching! Β I hope you like my future stuff!
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Thanks for the llama! You'll get one back!
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Not because you gave me the Llama, but seriously, SERIOUSLY, I appreciate it!
I LOVE the Llamas!!Β Β Β Β Β
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hehe ^^ You're very welcome 
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Ahhhhh!!!Β jejeΒ Β
No problem!! I realy like your drawings!!
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Oh my goodness, you're amazing
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Jajajaa Why do you say that???
Thanks anyway!!!
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Thanks so much for the 
I'm so pleased you like it! I must try to submit more Zentangles to dA as that one was so popular 
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woooow thanks for the fave *__*
thanks :*
thanks :*
thaaaaaanks :*
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thank you so much for the fav/watch you GLORIOUS person!! ;u;
holy shit, let me fucking love you <3
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You're welcome ^^ I love meeting new members.
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I tolΓ©d you I 'as gonna do it
... at least, I think I did. Hm.
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Did you? I know not. 
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You're welcome ^^ It was my pleasure.
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You're welcome. ^^
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And thank you again for the Llama!
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I like your art, obviously.
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Thanks a lot for the favorite on my black swan.
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