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Jaybob86
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[2012-09-03 11:52:16 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 1568; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 54
Watching: 1165; Pageviews: 8718; Comments Made: 50; Friends: 1165
# Comments
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Thanks for the favorite
www.deviantart.com/alembic-lyn…
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I was lucky I had the long lens on the camera if I had to turn to the camera bag and switch from the normal zoom lens to the long telephoto zoom I wouldn't have grabbed it it flew off shortly thereafter
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Thank you very much for the 
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Thanks the watch and for faving
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Thank you for adding Wine and Cherries to your collection!
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 13: Ash - Did I leave the iron on again?
I swear, I’d forget my head if it wasn’t sewn on. I know, because that happened. Twice. The first time was an honest mistake, really. I was hitchhiking my way down route 23B-7T21, on my daily commute to another co-workers divorce/funeral, and because I was in such a hurry to get there before they buried whatever was left after the settlement, that the next thing I knew, my head wasn’t where I last left it. But we found it without too much trouble. It was three states over running a weighted arm wrestling hustle on a pair of 17 year old grannies. The second time I lost my head was not so innocuous. It went missing just last week and I’m convinced my neighbour is using it to impersonate me at parties. I know that he has always been jealous of how wallflowers comment on the length of my nose hairs, but stealing a man’s head in order to pick up socially anxious wallpaper seems like a step too far if you ask me.
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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