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JAKEJAKE911
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[2010-04-24 21:42:11 +0000 UTC]
"I <3 Facebook!"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 209; Deviations: 34; Watchers: 13
Watching: 59; Pageviews: 5659; Comments Made: 1562; Friends: 59
# About me
I am small and bored all the time my favorite button is THE CAPS lock YEAH!# Comments
Comments: 161
Thank you for the Fave of my fake CD Cover "Falling Up".
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Hello
deviantART muro drawing
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this is my picture.... bubbles.
deviantART muro drawing
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this is my picture.... bubbles.
deviantART muro drawing
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Dear danny the dino,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but i dislike you. I think I realized it that night in the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're man enough to understand santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when i think of the apartment building .
Greetings to your frog leonard,
-Jacklyn-
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My main profile is the one with the dress fyi haha
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Yeah, I'm thinking about a movie that I'm co-writing. It's pretty cool, I think.
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Well, I'm the creator and producer but I'm supervising the script. It's about a murderous bandit in post apocalyptic Maryland.
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not really...
how r u?
Lol, thanks for the support. I'm pretty shitty. Woke up with my face covered in house paint.
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Ouch that must've sucked...
i woke up and had to do dishes
then i got on the computer, than
some football practice with the guys,
than i went to the pool and flirted with a
bunch of other football players.
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Yeah it did. I don't remember last night.
LOL that's hilarious.
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why is it funny?
it's my life...
day-in
day-out
that is how it goes if im single...
but your older than me...
that would be kinda creepy.........
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huh? I thought it was funny because I wouldn't have the balls to to that if I was in your situation.
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it's called being a bioch it can get anyones attention
and they said i was a hot bioch
fliting football fooseball soccer
same thing it's a sport...
the bioch thing doesn't work for guys tword gurls tho
... 
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Anyone's huh? I don't play sports hahaha...but the bikini does help. That's true.
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yup...
suntanning is a great thumbs up too.
i was wearing pink tho... 
Like neon pink... otherwise known as flirty pink
tankini kind of... my belly is STILL PALE!!!!
ugh their names were richard mathew buck and my friend tommy was there
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I've never known anyone named Buck. I like uneven tanlines. It's weird, I know.
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weird, yes.
coincidance, again, yes.
i have uneven tan lines because
i keep losing my swim wear
i gotta get new ones all the time.
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haha, bbl I'm going to dinner.
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hmmmm i have just decided im bored....
intriguing isn't it?
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Not really. Sucks though.
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Nothing, just being a faggy flirt and reading.
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hey!
thats what i do...
theif!
gtg watching ppl kill other ppl on tv
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Oh that's sweet. I like skinning little boys' and girls' parents and wearing their hides while I forcibly rape the poor runts. Other than that, I'm quite charming, if I say so myself.
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... 0.0 ohhhhhhhh kay then.....
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Would you like me to demonstrate?
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