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# Statistics
Favourites: 279; Deviations: 131; Watchers: 14
Watching: 19; Pageviews: 4131; Comments Made: 1661; Friends: 19
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Angela GrossmannFavorite movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas
Favorite TV shows: Walking Dead, Criminal Minds, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Doctor Who
Favorite bands / musical artists: Alias Conrad Coldwood and Monstercat
Favorite books: A Study in Scarlet, (internet-wise) Abandoned by Disney, Strangled Red, and MARIO.
Favorite writers: Edgar Allen Poe
Favorite games: Pikmin, OFF, Banjo-Kazooie, and Super Mario Sunshine.
Favorite gaming platform: PC, Nintendo Gamecube, and the Super Nintendo 64.
# About me
Greetings! I am ImmortalClock! You may call me by my username or by my two nicknames, Ben or Felyx. I do tend to joke around a lot when it comes to my own artwork so I would like to apologize in advance if you see 4 or 5 joke related submissions in a row. It will sometimes happen.Programs used:
Paint.NET for PC
Sketchbook or Notepad for mobile
# Comments
Comments: 309
funnybone800 [2015-07-01 08:21:21 +0000 UTC]
*slyly puts this on your page*
candyspectre.deviantart.com/arβ¦
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 08:27:44 +0000 UTC]
//applauds
Smooth as lube, bruh
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 08:51:08 +0000 UTC]
Rub it on your skin
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 08:57:52 +0000 UTC]
Ew no
I know that's basically what it's for but ew no. It feels weird.
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 09:02:18 +0000 UTC]
It does feel weird
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 09:09:55 +0000 UTC]
But I mean, apparently people really like it so
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 09:18:11 +0000 UTC]
Well I mean yea
A lot of people use it
For things
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 09:22:41 +0000 UTC]
We cannot lie.
We know what people use it for.
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 09:27:51 +0000 UTC]
Yea we d
I've read so many things to know exactly is used for
Cheating at a sliding race obviously
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 09:32:47 +0000 UTC]
If by things you mean fanfictions then yes.
There's also using it to fit your hand inside the Pringles can.
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 09:33:51 +0000 UTC]
Yes I do
Also how can you not already fit your hand into the Pringles can
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 09:40:24 +0000 UTC]
Apparently people can't. My hands are thin enough to fit, though.
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 09:41:34 +0000 UTC]
Yea same here, I can only say anyone who can't fit it has yaoi hands
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 09:45:33 +0000 UTC]
Yaoi hands
I'm guessing are large hands.
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 09:48:01 +0000 UTC]
Yes they are
Very large hands to be exact
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 09:51:41 +0000 UTC]
oh
TF2 hands then
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 09:55:02 +0000 UTC]
Yea pretty much
They got them yaoi hands
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 09:59:55 +0000 UTC]
I don't know if Scout has them but everyone else-- yeah. Yaoi hands galore.
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 10:03:03 +0000 UTC]
Yea scout doesn't seem to have yaoi hands
Especially compared to all the other TF2 charactersΒ
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 10:10:32 +0000 UTC]
bruh
Do you play TF2 or do you just know the characters? XD
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 10:14:06 +0000 UTC]
I don't have it and I've never actually played it but I do know the characters from friends who play it and YouTube videos xD soΒ
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 10:20:40 +0000 UTC]
Oh. XD
Well, it is incredibly fun and *free* game so that's a plus.
Downside is that online you have to deal with people complaining about people sucking/hacking and that there's no Medic. XD
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 10:23:16 +0000 UTC]
Yea I know that
But I especially don't want to have to deal with that xb I might play it one day when I get so bored I wanna slam my head in a doorΒ
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 10:27:24 +0000 UTC]
I usually play with bots. You still get drops and achievements from them so it's basically like playing the game but without the hassle of communicating to other people. XD
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 10:30:17 +0000 UTC]
Yes omg that's basically my life
I play l4d2 alone most of the time or with my friends or family but never with random people because idf want to deal with other humans I don't know
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 10:37:39 +0000 UTC]
I have one friend who plays TF2 but he's never on so 99% of the time I am just playing with the broken AI and the other 1% I am going into random servers and am either dominating people as a Sniper or am being dominates by a Sniper. XD
Because my god. Playing as Sniper or Medic on servers is just asking for people to complain at you.
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 10:39:07 +0000 UTC]
Playing ANY game that you can go online with is asking people to complain at you, I swear to god
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 10:46:51 +0000 UTC]
True. XD If there isn't an option to play offline or by myself, I don't buy multiplayer or online games.
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 10:47:46 +0000 UTC]
Lol yea same xb cuz I either wanna play by myself or with people I know. Not online crap cuz that stuff sucks especially if you have to interact
Except for everquest that's some good shi*
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 10:55:55 +0000 UTC]
Yea it's like a not crappy WOW
But it's kind of gotten dumber over the years but it's got some rad places and I love it
I don't get into it a lot tho cuz it gets boring and repetitive but it's an online thing but you can't just randomly kill people and you don't have to talk to anyone
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 11:06:53 +0000 UTC]
So people can't just annoy you by repeatedly killing you for no reason?
no communication
not WOW
I am sold
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 11:11:57 +0000 UTC]
If you make one make your character on the unrest server so if I'm ever on we could play together
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 11:17:41 +0000 UTC]
I will check the game out when I get my computer back. XD
For now, I shall save this info on the trusty OneNote.
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 11:24:05 +0000 UTC]
It will probably delete itself later because
fuck Windows phones
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 11:26:31 +0000 UTC]
Lol I've never had a Windows phone but I assume the way you typed that means they suck
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 11:31:09 +0000 UTC]
Bruh
I mean
Any phone is a cool phone as long as it has internet and is actually functional.
Butmyfuckinggodihatewindowsphonessomuch
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 11:33:58 +0000 UTC]
I hate Apple's phones
I love android
But I guess Windows always kind of suck I've heard xb
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 11:40:14 +0000 UTC]
Every other phone I've ever had has been Android. Android is the shit.
and then there's other phones
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 11:41:44 +0000 UTC]
Yea android is the bomb diggity man
I don't like cricket also
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 11:49:49 +0000 UTC]
the hell is cricket
I would Google it but
Windows
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 11:53:15 +0000 UTC]
It's phone
It suck
That's all Imma say
Also I kind of wish there were still flip phones
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 11:59:15 +0000 UTC]
Well buddy do I have news for you.
There are still flip phones.
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 12:01:50 +0000 UTC]
Gfdi iK
I MEAN GOOD FLIP PHONES
Like ok I want them to make flip phones that can work like smart phones ok
You can use the internet and be sassy all at the same time
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ImmortalClock In reply to funnybone800 [2015-07-01 12:15:08 +0000 UTC]
"You have a flip phone? What--is this the early 2000s?"
"No." *aggressively flips the phone open* "This is the fut--" *drops it on a staircase* "Oh, shi--" *steps on it* "Oh, fuc--" *it breaks in half* "Fuck this."
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 20:08:30 +0000 UTC]
*also manages to trip down the stairs*
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funnybone800 In reply to ImmortalClock [2015-07-01 20:14:17 +0000 UTC]
I fall down to many stairscases tbh
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