KaidokJ [2018-11-25 00:12:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with  The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.

No pressure though, only if you want.

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kuv-11 [2016-09-11 14:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Thank you Ben for the b-day wishes! I hope you, Greg and the family well as well!! 

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Akunei [2015-01-09 18:06:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch!

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RosaTheClefairySucks [2014-01-03 13:05:18 +0000 UTC]

why do you like greta.

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RavenHunter502 [2013-12-14 19:32:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favorite ^-^

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Hanameii [2012-09-18 20:55:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama!

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Animesaki [2012-08-30 21:38:25 +0000 UTC]

[link] tag

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ChibiSakuraNinja [2012-07-31 22:22:45 +0000 UTC]

sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.
I asked “why?”
The angel said “angels don't watch over angels.”
Twenty angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.
If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP Everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain.
Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard

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Animesaki [2012-07-31 06:57:45 +0000 UTC]

sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.
I asked “why?”
The angel said “angels don't watch over angels.”
Twenty angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.
If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP Everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain.
Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard

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Animesaki [2012-07-27 23:26:55 +0000 UTC]

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SentientDark [2012-04-05 00:38:17 +0000 UTC]

Beeeeen, u still alive?

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BernieKat [2012-02-07 20:23:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!

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bulletproofturtleman [2012-01-04 22:46:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave man!

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camisback9902 [2011-07-10 14:33:36 +0000 UTC]

join contest plz
[link]

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sheezy93 [2011-06-05 20:10:35 +0000 UTC]

hey i see you got picture of Amigo from samba de amigo C: mind if i add this to :3 i am huge fan of samba de amigo XD (you may call me crazy gal lol feel free to say that)

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003145 [2011-05-22 11:21:16 +0000 UTC]

cool you like pokemon too ^^
me and my bf are both inxto but its annnoying cxaus ehe thrashes me every time

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MizuSakura [2011-05-14 15:11:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the !

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Lewamus [2011-03-15 21:03:50 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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dainn-sama [2011-02-23 08:18:23 +0000 UTC]

THANKS FOR THE FAVE!!!
deviantART muro drawing

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Harbluia [2011-02-07 22:55:27 +0000 UTC]

Sweet Jesus what the hell is Rotom doing with it's "hose" ???

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Gefnir [2011-01-18 13:33:25 +0000 UTC]

deviantART muro drawing

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