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EternalParody
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[2015-11-06 18:47:00 +0000 UTC]
"You may call me the Salamander."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 960; Deviations: 27; Watchers: 64
Watching: 415; Pageviews: 13915; Comments Made: 4929; Friends: 415
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Meh. I dunno.Favorite movies: Look, I dunno much about myself.
Favorite TV shows: AVATAR AND LEGEND OF KORRA
Favorite bands / musical artists: Can't tell you favorite band, movie, book, anything.
Favorite books: *shrug*
Favorite writers: Same with the book thing, don't you see the recurring pattern?
Favorite games: Anything Zelda related.
Favorite gaming platform: Consoles, mostly. PC and Handhelds too.
Tools of the Trade: A computer, pen n' paper, etc.
Other Interests: *shrug*
# About me
Image Courtesy of JRCVtendofanStraight White American Male. Not a homophobe.
Welcome to the Den of Insanity!
Let it be known that if you Llama me, I will not thank you! I will simply return the favor. I am quite busy doing nothing, you know! Who else is going to do it?
+watches, however, usually get some sort of reply.
Ask me anything, I'll answer. Just about anything, that is. Nothing too personal.
Follow my YouTube channel! I do readings of my stories, gaming videos, and anything else! The channel's currently in the works, but there's a lot on the way!
Saw this in a signature:
"Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen."
John Steinbeck
Quote:
"You think life is hard? Try surviving high school. They gave us brochures the first day. They said, 'Welcome to Hell. Good luck getting out!'"
Personal Quotes:
"Everything happens eventually. A greater population of people with common sense than without, an intelligent American President, all sorts of stuff."
"If it's in the past, you can't change it. If it's in the future, you don't know it. Worry about now."
Favorite poem EVER
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."
# Comments
Comments: 1075
Happy not-birthday! (I forgot the real one last year... 
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND TODAY SPECIALS, we hav- *Interrupted* (Mysterious man: We've meet again... Chan-san) ('oh no, that voice...') *turns around* (Amon, I don't have time to deal with you. Can't you see I'm with a customer who's having a birthday?) (Amon: I'm afraid I must end your journey, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!) ('WHA?' M-Motherf**ker, I don't even want to get involved in your... whatever you called it, didn't I even told you the first time we first met? That I'm taking your challenge as a one-time thing? Look at me, I'm a waiter working in this luxury restaurant, for christ sake! I'm not a f**kin threat to you or your... Amon Clan or whatever) (Amon: That means that you are determined to end us all...) (I'm not even pla-... F**k it, Let get over with this sh*t) *ADVANCING TO BATTLE: youtu.be/caXaMMKKsnU?t=32s*
()=for japanese
''= thoughts
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKH…
Thank you for the fine Camelidae
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No problem. Rabbit told me to and you scare me enough.
Also cuz your stuff is gud.
You know who I am.
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Richard P. Enis,
Staff Member at the Sperm Bank.
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What’s with the lost notes .w.’
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I'm sowwy... Just emotional BS right now... I read through the note, I go to respond, and then...
...it sits there...
It's not you, bud, I swear. I'm just trying to figure some stuff out...
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Ah..Welp don’t stress yourself out if you’re feeling down, top peak performance doesnt grow on trees, mood goes up and down .3.
I was just wondering with the silence of yesterday, now I know so is no problem .w.
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I should've told you sooner. I feel bad about it now...
I promise, once I'm through this, I'ma respond.
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Righto, lets me focus on other things too, so its no problem.
Have some Antlions m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc6kqpeY…
The music of this franchise is worth half of it -w-
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W e n e e d a H a l f - L i f e T h r e e
a n d a P o r t a l T h r e e
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I hope you haven’t heard the news about the conclusion of Half Life, then.
Meh I don’t understand Portal, its just a bit more tame Half Life basically, and no combine, yet anyway.
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No, I didn't hear about it...
and Portal is more or less Half-Life from Aperture's side and without the shooty bangs
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Welp, to cut it short: The lead story designer made a ’fanfic’ about a certain pair of characters going to a certain kind of boat to acquire some certain kind of portal technology. I am not saying more, you gotta Google the rest. Oh and grab Triage at Dawn for maximum effect.
Ye since Portal takes place on some underground faciliy so the scanners have missed it.
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You're saying the Borealis was the end of Half-Life?
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I ain’t saying anymore! I am Gordon Freeman from here on out.
...
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No, even better, you're telling me the meltdown at the beginning of Portal 2 was the end of Half-Life!
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Was ages ago I played Portal 2 so I wouldnt know, wat meltdown?
Did you Google it? .w.
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I didn't, too lazy
But the facility basically had a meltdown at the beginning of the game
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DO IT, JEEZUS IT TIES UP ALL WHAT WE SUSPECTED. .w.’
Quite sad too.
Welp, I never played Portal besides the first xc
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You should play the second, it's awesome. Wheatley is best companion. -3-
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Too bad I spoiled myself the entirety of it XD
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I dont understand wheatley role tho...Was he a core to make Glados calculations go out the Window...?
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He was the core that made her just too stupid to flood the entire facility with neurotoxin.
He was basically there to prevent her from being smart enough to be evil.
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... Sooo an IQ prohibition? Was he attached to glados in first game or wat cores was it that you burned in that?
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I believe he was attached to her in her beginning phases, back when she was murderous. He was a temp. ^^
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And then he himself got murderous and took over the facility, and followed by SPAAAAAAACE?
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Yeh
Caroline really fucked with everything...
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Well, the woman that got downloaded into GLaDOS that made her evil and gave her power over the entire facility.
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Huh, so Glados isn't evil by default...!?
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Nope. She gets removed from control and gradually realizes that Caroline is the evil part of her, which is why Wheatey boi goes totally evil when put in control. Once you put Glados back on top, she promptly deletes Caroline.
She's still a bitch, but not evil.
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Huh...And Wheatly goes bankers cuz he cant handle the AI..?
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